donald trump

Donald you ol' devil dog, you robe wielding hip Playboy wannabe.

This Hefner infused Donny J is the Trumpster that I'd love to get to know. Despite the whole 'deer in headlights' look on his face, every part of this photo screams 'laid back and ready to party'. 

Like, he hasn't even bothered to hunt down a silk robe woven with gold and dyed with the blood of 3rd world children. This a regular old bathrobe that you could get at Bed Bath and beyond, there's nothing special about it at all. Your grandma probably wears the same exact one.

This is a Trump from a time when he didn't bathe in orange goo and hadn't experienced some heinous Bond-villain-level personal tragedy that made him want to conquer the entire world.

This is the Trump who was a strict centrist and hadn't yet felt the pangs to build a Great Wall of Texas as a monument to his existence on earth.

Hell, I'd probably shotgun a beer with this guy. So, here's to you, Donny. This Photoshop battle is in honor of your past self and that chill ass dude who you could have been.

Popular comic Cyanide and Happiness has given the meme world plenty of comics to exploit - and we're adding another to the list. Their February 10th, 2016 comic, in which a woman requests that her partner talk to her like a f*cking idiot, is ripe for the editing. Here are some of our favorite variations. 

Kellyanne Conway opened herself up to some serious photoshop ridicule during her Wednesday FOX news appearance. To squash the belief that Donald Trump Jr. had colluded with Russia, Conway held up two pieces of paper reading "Conclusion? Collusion" and "Illusion, Delusion."

While the flashcards haven't been particularly successful at disproving anything, they do make a fantastic meme template. In the words of Adam Downer, associate editor at Know Your Meme, "He who holdeth a white sign shall become a meme for a time." Take note, Kellyanne.

And this is without even considering the Trump Memes which are even less presidential, but at least those are made by the people, not the Commander-In-Chief himself.

This spicy rant's filled to the brim with controversial, comedy gems....

Just when I thought I'd seen it all with dating apps, this shit comes to fruition: a dating service intended for likeminded, single Trump supporters ready to swipe right on making dating great again. At least we've a venue that can act as a beacon for the lost, single souls out there bonded through their shared respect, potential adoration for the tangerine-skinned, golden-haired Prez Elect---DJ Trump. "What are your thoughts on the Wall?" Solid conversation starter material right there.

Or look at them on the clock. We won't rat you out.

Sit back. 

Memes as moral support. 

Melania Trump unbelievably outdid herself with this FAIL. Seriously. Just when you thought it wouldn't get any worse than Donald Trump botching his attempt to accurately tweet a part of FDR's famous speech, commemorating Pearl Harbor, Melania chimed in with an alarming, mouth-breathing moment seemingly devoid of brain activity, altogether. 

It's not hard to parody Donald Trump's unique way of talking. Twitter used his voice with the hashtag #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots to summarize their favorite movies. It was phenomenal, HUGE even.

Do you use Google Chrome? Do you want to look at pictures of kittens instead of Donald Trump? Install this! It doesn't work on every news site, but it's still pretty darn great. PS - If you already have the extension installed and you're trying to look at these examples, they'll all be replaced with kittens. It's magic!

In an unexpected move, Donald Trump  announced on Twitter that transgender Americans would be banned from military service. The President claims that the motivation behind the move was fiscal - that the cost of caring for transgender soldiers is a financial burden, but netizens, journalists and politicians were all quick to challenge this notion. The outrage at Trump's tweet was heard (read) far and wide - and even inspired some memes. 

Talk to your doctor if you experience Donald Trump for longer than four hours.