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"DashCon aims to be the largest gathering of Tumblr users to date, concentrating on the particulars of this stand out social media site. DashCon will be a place where Tumblr users can express common site wide interests, in both fashion, art, science, and in the world of geekery. Specifically, the side of Tumblr we have garnered interest from has been the geekery side. This side comprises mostly of people who religiously follow various television shows, movie series, and book series. Notable groups within this 'geekery' side would be those who follow BBC's Sherlock, CWs Supernatural, and JK Rowling's Harry Potter. In addition to bringing together these groups, we are also very interested in promoting and helping with two common issues found within Tumblr users, mainly, depression and anxiety. We wish to provide informational programming about healthy ways to deal with these conditions"

That Facebook group was recently taken down (only recently-joined copycat groups remain), but not before many fell for this Fap-Prevention Cross hook line and sinker.

The perpetually predatory and lyrically questionable Robin Thicke attempted to gain buzz for his new single Paula (totally not a song about trying to force himself back into a dead relationship, BTW) by asking Twitter to send him questions via the #AskThicke hashtag. Unsurprisingly, people used the hashtag to lob any and all number of pot shots at the pop crooner. Like these:



But really, let's get to the heart of the matter:

No, that is not a joke and nobody is making this up. You can reserve your emoji-only name here. I gotta say, this is making me feel pretty (SMILING PILE OF POOP)(PRAYING HANDS)(SUN WITH SUNGLASSES).

"'Yo' is a single-tap zero character communication tool. Yo is everything and anything, it all depends on you, the recipient and the time of the Yo," according to the app store description.

Developed by San Francisco-based Life Before Us, LLC, the app's creators describe it as "the simplest & most efficient communication tool in the world."

And it is really as simple as it sounds.

Download it, choose the friends you want to send your "Yo" greeting to, and they get a push notification on their phone and that's it. Seriously.

Kabosu, the dog better known as Doge, has his own Vine page! Check out videos of the grammatically-challenged pup here.

WARNING: R.I.P. headphone users.

Google declares war on vertical videos by dropping this official Camera app in the Play Store.

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Man on a leash being led around London (Farringdon) surely a stunt for something. #nothingisreal - pic.twitter.com/HAH7mHs6Rq

— Richard James (@richjamesuk) April 11, 2014

Spotted: A woman walking a man on a leash. #lostbet ? pic.twitter.com/CBWNBEqVs2

— Anna Hirtenstein (@ahirtens) April 11, 2014

Taking a moment to imagine uproar if man had been walking woman through Farringdon on a dog leash.

— Heidi Stephens (@heidistephens) April 11, 2014

You know you've lived in London too long when your only reaction to a man being led along on a leash is to roll your eyes and ignore it.

— Ben Meakin (@bnmkn) April 11, 2014

The song starts a little more than a minute into the video.
BTW, people paid $1,300 to go to this event.

Goodbye cruel social world...