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A collection of clever comebacks that hit the spot | Awake @Spacehehehe 28 Aug will never change tolerate. Research #FlatEarth NO CURVE HERE Can agree on 91 27 60 169 ashallowseafish @ashallowsea love flat earthers, because they remind even though failure, there are always people even more disappointing than | said l pretty hesitated second. Why paused second appreciate beauty.

Clever Comebacks That Dismantled Their Recipients

It's an art form, really.
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Funny memes about parenting, having kids | my kid threatens not talk rest day Jon Hamm laughing | my kid trips over toy asked him pick up 100 times Justin Timberlake giggling

Parenting Memes For Anyone Who's Considered Putting Their Kids Up For Adoption

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Guy needs a permit to build a garage so he just buys a van | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/oscarmendonca 1 day ago Planning permission say? oc s Not sure if this fits here, or different sub, so here goes. Behind my house there's an area reserved garages. Plans were drawn 1968, and only 3 18 allocated plots have garage built remaining have cement base and park there. As spaces are narrow (2.4m wall wall and brick garages are expensive though having pre built one installed quarter cost.

Dude Needs Permit to Build Garage, Just Buys A Van

What a Loophole.
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Funny Tinder profiles that we would definitely right swipe on. | Person - 00000 Verizon 2:07 AM 70% Done X) Beth, 23 41 miles away Active 13 hours ago Sometimes wonder mattress stores stay business. They're everywhere, but average adult buys mattress like every 7-10 years? With high overhead costs and infrequent sales could they be making profit? Like Chewbacca Defense DOES NOT MAKE SENSE. If have an answer, please message immediately. | Watermelon - Katie, 24 104 km away hear like bad girls bad

44 Hilarious Tinder Profiles We'd Definitely Right Swipe On

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A quick Tumblr post on how cowboy tips end up making for great life advice | generalgrievousdatingsim im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95 them are just solid life advice generalgrievousdatingsim | Things Cowboy Should Not Do Here are some words live by according cowboys. Some are really good advice and all are funny cowboy sayings Don't squat with spurs on Don't let yearnings get ahead earnings Don't dig water under outhouse Don't go if don't know way out Don't mess with some

Tumblr Post: Cowboy Tips Make Great Life Advice

Yeehaw.
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A funny petty revenge story about how sapphires aren't a Karen's best friend | r/pettyrevenge u/rosexknight Sapphires aren't Karen's best friend. Not my story but my cousin's. Let's call him Dave. So Dave (34M dating Karen really long time (like 4 years) and earlier this year he finally proposed. Now, Karen bit gold digger and very entitled person. She bit white trailer trash but fancied herself rich lady. She VERY vocal all other women family about she wanted traditional diamond ring

Petty Revenge Tale: Sapphires Enrage Karen

Good for Dave.
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A petty revenge about a coworker snitching on an employee for being late | r/pettyrevenge u/fixerofthings 2y Join say only called boss out concern my well being? Well being called him had follow suit few weeks ago, my coworker (CW negating some minor protocols which left some equipment down overnight. He also didn't send emails some our remote teams regarding downed equipment. So did him solid (or so thought) and sent him and only him an email telling him he did wrong very next night, he did

Coworker Snitches On Employee For Being Late, Petty Revenge Ensues

Just don't be a snitch.
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funny random memes | after graduating college and using my degree simply send and receive emails 40 hours week. clown in business suit | lazy are 8:8- her figured out don't actually have assemble these things Daniel Accent Table black using ikea package as furniture

Memes For When There's Absolutely Nothing Better To Do

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Funny twitter thread about old people using facebook banners wrong, facebook status | tweet by dogwithablog_69 cold people facebook banners thread: crying laughing banner with great sadness my heart my 49 year old son, Shane, died this morning. classic balloon banner have been accused being racist at work

19 Amusing Times Old People Misused Facebook Banners

Precious
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Student wins art contest to spite teacher | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/ADrunkenScott My teacher called my work bad and my attitude even worse then got featured biggest art gallery country. oC L might not be right sub, my art teacher said wasn't good enough so worked my damn hardest prove him wrong is summary. Context school go is well respected my country, so not uncommon venues request display students work or ask students sing live them. On occasion question largest art

Student Wins Art Contest to Spite Rude Art Teacher

Motivation can come from anywhere.
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A quick and funny Tumblr thread about a stupid Google question spiraling out of control | hedgehog-moss Follow started with asking an innocent question Google can tan front fireplace? Q Tous Images O Shopping O Vidéos answers were unanimously "no" but explanations were bit puzzling sun is not ball fire is ball hot stuff, but 's not like there's large pile wood at center flame

Ridiculous Google Question Spirals Out Of Control

Quick and dumb and hilarious.
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Cringey posts that are supposed to be deep | drawing of a sad crying woman painting a self portrait of herself smiling on an instagram post. pennywise the clown, the joker and ronald mcdonald: killed hundreds without super powers killed hundreds killed millions and they pay

18 Cringe Posts That Are Meant To Be Super Deep

LOL
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funny not my job fail moments | AMBULANCE EMERGENCY ENTERTRANCE | case sink overheats or catches fire kitchen design not thought out properly

"Not My Job" Moments from The World's Slackers

Keep up the good work.
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Wholesome memes, heartwarming memes | lex @alexaknierim while bartending today guy comes hands 40 says woman green hat black shirt is coming later 's FOX. tell her drinks on later she comes tell her about she starts laughing says my husband" if ain't goals idk is | run into an old friend and y'all have been riding two different waves but love's still there David Duchovny and Marilyn Manson

19 Wholesome Posts To Drown Out The Sadness

We love to see it
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Funny random memes, relatable memes, marvel memes, thanos, dank memes, stupid memes, funny tweets, spongebob memes | song car about hit sick beat drop map directions: CD @scroftablememes fish entering the krusty krab | Satan @s8n *satan meeting new arrivals* Satan seem innocent enough why are here? New arrival uwu p-p-papi satan l've been so bad e are gonna punish senpai :p *nuzzles* Satan stay fuck away

50 Memes For A Less Crappy Day

Revel in them.
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funny history memes | Vikings after finding out monasteries are filled with gold and people can't fight

History Memes to Feel Smart About

It's like learning, sort of!
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