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Some of these are just jokes, and some of these we really wish were jokes. You'd need the world's largest dumpster to fit all of the weird stuff people try to sell online. Honestly some of this stuff looks like it would make your house smell like wherever it came from. If it's a failed art project, a "rare" item or just something someone needs to get rid of, you can bet someone will try to sell it online.

Get your fill of selfish, gross and generally awful behavior that shines a puke-yellow light on your fellow man. Most people aren't like this, but it's hard not to feel bad about the world after seeing the sheer stinking trashiness that can be birthed from humanity. If you wanna see more, check these out.

Roll up your sleeves and dip your mitts into some sweet hot dumpster fruit.

Time to file that (NECESSARY) restraining order, Tami. This dude is clearly the perfect WTF cocktail of lunacy meets being enabled by those he needs most to get him help. Buckle up for one wild emotional rollercoaster, folks. 

These are just plain old wrong, no matter how you slice and dice them. 

We're more alike than we give ourselves credit for. Nobody has to know that though...

Seems like a whole lot of trouble to go through just to eat some more hummus, man. 

We all know Gordon Ramsay for his fiery-tempered demeanor on TV, but according to his Twitter account he's also liable to roast average people and their cooking to an absolute crisp.

We're not totally sure if these people were trying to troll Ramsay, or if their cooking really is that horrid. Either way, they certainly succeeded in setting him off!

Come one, come all!

Whoa, alright. Screw chill pills, these folks need horse tranquilizers.

Here are just a bunch of observed food crimes, as well as really horrible ideas to get you kicked out of the break room. People can be very particular about food, and a small mistake will make you like wildly out of place. People have witnessed some food atrocities, and in turn, sometimes people get a food wrong but carry on with it anyway.

Sit back and take a look at life through puce-colored glasses.

Here's some sweet hot trash casserole comin' your way.

With the way things are going, do any of these really seem that crazy?

Enter the Trash Stash.

Consider these invaluable life hacks, for not eating your way into a 12-round bout with the nearest accessible toilet. Some fast foods just aren't worth that quick, terribly satisfying reward-satisfaction.