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High school students in Hawkins County, Tennessee were served up some 6-year old pork last week for lunch, and while no one has gotten sick yet, the news is not sitting well with anyone.

A cook at a local primary school (who didn’t serve the meat) sent a photo of the pork to a city commissioner named Michael Herrell, who discovered that it had also been distributed to several other schools in the area.

Cafeteria workers at Cherokee High School said “that it smelled so bad they made gravy to put over the meat,” according to News Channel 11.

And at another high school the smell was apparently so bad that it reportedly stunk up the halls.

Despite the putrid meat being so old and smelly, some students “even came back for seconds,” according to WISH TV.

Which is mildly disturbing.

A rep from the USDA told Yahoo that there probably wasn’t any danger in eating it, but it “should be consumed within four to 12 months of freezing.”

The director of schools, Steve Starnes, has since ordered that an inventory be taken of all the food in the freezers, although you think that sort of thing would have already been in place.

Calgary couple Mark and Star King recently left their home in the hands of four adults on AirBnB, who ended up tearing it apart in what police describe as a “drug-induced orgy.”

More like Nightmare BnB.

Soon after the Kings left last Saturday, a luxury party bus showed up in their driveway with 100 strangers pouring into their home.

And then all hell broke loose.

“Our hardwood floors are all popping because there are pools of liquor. There’s glass shards, there’s dent in our walls, toilets flooded and plugged with condoms,” Star told CBC News.

There was also mayonnaise on their furniture and chicken drum sticks in their shoes.

Their neighbors texted the couple to alert them to the craziness that was going down in their house, and the cops eventually arrived to put a stop to it.

The above video shows the damages that resulted from the AirBnB nightmare which are estimated at about $50,000.

Star said she would have felt better if the house had just been burned down to the ground.

Last year, a man in New York rented out his apartment to someone who turned it into a massive sex party.

Bud Light was forced to apologize – yet again – for their “Up for Whatever” marketing campaign this week, after their beer bottle slogans caused a bit of an uproar online.

The above image was posted to Imgur/Reddit on Monday, showing a label that said: “The perfect beer for removing ‘No’ from your vocabulary for the night.”

While the company supposedly had good intentions here, people were quick to notice how this could very easily be misinterpreted.

“Sounds a lil rapey,” writes one commenter on Imgur.

Another pointed out the perils of drunk driving.

“Are you ok to drive?”
“N…nnnn…NNNNN! Aww f*ck it yeah I’m good”

The bottle campaign launched last December, with more than 47 different messages on the labels “intended to inspire spontaneous fun.”

The spontaneous fun has now taken the form of Tweets and comments on Reddit poking fun at the poorly thought out campaign.

Back in March, Anheuser-Busch had to apologize for encouraging people to pinch strangers on St. Patrick’s Day, and now they’ve responded with a similar statement about they “missed the mark.”

The Bud Light Up for Whatever campaign, now in its second year, has inspired millions of consumers to engage with our brand in a positive and light-hearted way. In this spirit, we created more than 140 different scroll messages intended to encourage spontaneous fun. It’s clear that this message missed the mark, and we regret it. We would never condone disrespectful or irresponsible behavior.

Of course, the damage had already been done, and the Internet let them know how they feel about it.

Here is a taste of some of the mockery on Twitter:

Warning: Take caution watching this video if your stomach upsets easily.

Just think about all those meals you consumed in the dark...

And here's what the poor guy looked like trying to report while it all happened:

From the Huffington Post:

Krystal Henderson, 29, and 7-year-old Oliver Hallam purchased takeout from a KFC branch in Killingsworth, according to the Express. At home, Oliver took a bite out of what he assumed was chicken, but recoiled seconds later. "He pulled it out of his mouth and when he did, it pulled away the batter - you could see the blue roll inside," Henderson said, according to the Daily Mail. Henderson said that realizing Oliver had bitten into a paper towel was worse than if it had just been bad chicken.

In an e-mail obtained by Government Executive, employees at the EPA were told to shape up after reported incident of feces being placed outside an office bathroom. Administrator Howard Cantor said "Management is taking this situation very seriously and will take whatever actions are necessary to identify and prosecute these individuals." Poop shenanigan-doers, beware!

This comes after numerous other EPA misconduct incidents, including one employee pretending to be a CIA agent to get unlimited vacation time and another fessing up to spending as many as 6 hours a day watching naughty internet bits. Hats off to the Environmental Protection Agency though, it takes guts to be this blatantly incompetent and wasteful.

Here's Huffington Post's piece on the poopy situation with some more detail:

Looks like something from a horror movie. Can't stop watching...

Professional ultimate frisbee player Brodie Smith captured footage of his brother throwing away an extensive collection of about 50 Gatorade bottles.

Twas a sad night for my brother when my mom dropped the bomb that he had to throw out his Gatorade Collection. Yes this was every flavor of Gatorade made.

When Paglo Barroeta poked a fuzzy clump of unknown weirdness, he ended up awakening a nightmarish explosion of angry daddy longlegs.

Funny British reviewer Ashens cracks open a can of 45-year-old U.S. military candy ration and finds unpleasantness.