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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (October 18, 2020)

Another week has gone by, which means another week of parents struggling to do their best as their kids test their patience day after day. Thank goodness for Twitter, which serves as an outlet for parents to get sympathy, empathy, and advice from other parents who are also winging the parenting journey. We've put together another list of funniest parenting tweets we came across this week to make you hopefully feel somewhat less alone in your parenting trials and tribulations. And here are last week's in case you missed them.




funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - LizerReal My 5yo named her new kitten Penis. Penis is female.
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15 Snarky Disney Memes For The Grownups

Whether it's Toy Story, The Little Mermaid, Sleeping Beauty, or Moana that you fancy out of the big-name Disney films, we're pretty sure this collection of memes has a little something for everyone. And if you're craving some Disney content that's a little more unsavory, eBaum's World's got ya covered.

Funny memes about Disney movies | Candice: l'm telling mom! Phineas and Ferb's skyscraper: Nileseyy Niles Disappears | My Therapist making say nice things about myself Genie and Aladdin
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Guy Predicts Future, Gives Colleague Nervous Breakdown

Man, sometimes you say something, completely kidding, and it ends up manifesting further on down the road. In this case, we can understand why the guy's friend had the initial reaction that he did. The dad had already been through the miraculous, shocking experience that is having twins, only to learn that he's about to have some triplets too. That kind of development will definitely do a number on most anyone. 

Guy predicts the future, and proceeds to give his colleague a nervous breakdown | r/tifu u/DeathclawTamer TIFU by giving my colleague nervous breakdown by predicting future M Happened 2 weeks ago and concluded this morning and my collegaues have good morning' call Mondays where just have chat about weekend, talk about football, rugby and interesting things have done. All chat and banter going well start talk about kids. Couple my colleagues have twins (one has grown up twins think 23
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (October 11, 2020)

If you're a parent, then congratulations on making another week of keeping your kids alive. As you know, this is no easy feat, and you deserve a medal for everything you do. But, unfortunately, no one hands out parenting medals. Instead, Twitter is an excellent place to get the appreciation, empathy, and cheerleading that you need to keep you going for another week of parenting. Welcome to this week's funniest parenting tweets, which, as usual, are as relatable as they are hilarious. Oh, and here's last week's in case you missed them.



funniest parenting tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ My 4yo is irate that she's not in our family pictures that were taken in 2012.. She was born in 2016
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29 Clever & Relatable Tweets For Short Attention Spans

It takes a savvy comic mind to pack a quality joke into Twitter's 280 character limit. Not everyone's got the chops. Their one-liners fall flat. Their tweets smack of try-hard desperation. Not these tweetsmiths. These writers and shillers of amusing observations have managed to find that harmonious sweet spot of humor and brevity. 

Funny tweets, relatable tweets, random tweets, twitter memes, comedy, comic, parenting, dating | logan @brainwxrms IOVA imagine being girl and having keep an extra pair underwear ur car just case some dude revs his truck up at stop light
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Kids Of Karens Describe Their Experiences

Man, with all the stories about Karens going off on customer service employees and generally depositing large amounts of toxic energy into an otherwise peaceful environment, we hardly ever here from their kids about how difficult it is to have them as parents. This thread peels back the curtain on what it's like to grow up with a Karen as your mom. It's no easy situation. 

Kids with Karens as parents describe their experiences | RonSwansonsOldMan 1d My mom and grandma were both Karens. As kid, going out eat with them embarrassing ice cream too cold and coffee too hot. Reply
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Parenting Memes For Anyone Who's Considered Putting Their Kids Up For Adoption

Some people say that motherhood/fatherhood are the greatest gifts of all time. Parents know that it's not so simple. Some of the joys include sleepless nights, a layer of crumbs on every surface, and the notion that maybe solitary confinement wouldn't be so bad after all. Of course, there are ups with the downs, but these memes are for the parents that reject sugarcoating parenthood and just want to laugh the pain away.

Funny memes about parenting, having kids | my kid threatens not talk rest day Jon Hamm laughing | my kid trips over toy asked him pick up 100 times Justin Timberlake giggling
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (October 4, 2020)

We're back with a fresh bunch of the funniest parenting tweets we found over the past week while scrolling through Twitter. Parenting is full of moments that make you want to laugh, cry, jump off a cliff, and everything in between. So why not share those thoughts with the world, get some sympathy, and make other people smile while you're doing it?



funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 6-year-old: Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Me: This better be important. 6: Do ghosts fart?
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Things That Terrified People As Kids

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the various things that petrified people as children. Some kids enter the world scared of everything. If they get lucky, they outgrow those fears and swap them out for adulting concerns like financial stress and health issues. Fun stuff. 

reddit thread about things that used to scare people when they were young kids | floppy--whale 19h 2 Awards Bees and wasps be honest sill prefer they don't buzz around but little remained SAFE 5 meters away them
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Ecards To Remind You Of The Joys Of Parenting

Parenting is a hoot. Right? I mean why else would people keep having kids? Frankly, it beats me. If only parents were a little more honest with how they felt most of the time, i.e. sleep-deprived, irritated, and covered in baby vomit. these ecards are pretty upfront with how some parents view parenthood, but how many of them do you relate to?

ecard about the constant battle between going to bed to catch up on sleep or staying awake to get alone time | Parenting is constant battle between going bed catch up on some sleep or staying awake finally get some alone time. somee cards
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30 Memes For Parents Who Need A Dang Break

Having kids can really change your life for the better. There's gotta be something incredibly satisfying about raising up a tiny human to (hopefully) one day be a good person and make a positive impact on society. That being said, it's totally understandable that sometimes you just need a damn break from your offspring!

Funny memes about parenting | as parent screams "screams higher Citytv | trying have conversation with another adult and kid is behind like: OLearningWithLori Ryan Reynolds in front of an exploding car
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Brutal Junk Kids Said to Adults

Untethered by the chains of shame, kids say some extremely brutal stuff to the people around them. It can be insulting, straight up psychopathic, and at worst, hauntingly accurate. Kids are mostly weird and dumb, and they often have stupid beliefs, but damn if they aren't sometimes savagely on the money.

Funny brutal insulting things kids said to adults | amalgamas 4.2k points 23 hours ago Little girl dressed as fast food worker Halloween being given shit by her aunt her "low choice" and she needed aim higher if she wanted succeed, whole thing really demeaning and weird. Girl fired back with only 12 s excuse being poor then?
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Ways Parents Tricked Their Young Children Into Loving Reading

If your kids love reading, it's essential to do everything you can to encourage that passion. But anyone with kids will know that anything they perceive to be your idea, they automatically don't want to be a part of, even if it will benefit them. So one dad, Professor. Robert McNees shared his trick on how to get his daughter to love reading, using reverse psychology. He Tweeted, "Somehow, I've lucked out and have an 8yo who thinks secretly reading under the covers past her bedtime is an act of rebellion, and it hasn't yet occurred to her that her flashlights never seem to run out of batteries."

This simple life hack inspired others to Tweet the ways their parents duped them into becoming bookworms too, and it seems like it's quite a common phenomenon. Kids love reading, and parents love it when their children read; if only they could work together towards a shared goal without the need for trickery!

Parenting hacks by physics professor Robert A.McNees on how to get your kids to love reading
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30 Mommy Group Posts That Range From Cringey To Full Karen

As younger people abandon Facebook for Instagram and TikTok, it seems like we're more aware of all the crazies that frequent the social networking site. Some of the best places to find unhinged and ignorant people are mommy/parenting groups. There's an overwhelming number of Covid-19 nonbelievers, people who do extremely weird sh*t with breast milk, and of course - lots of talk of essential oils. If the children are our future, and they're being raised by these people, we might be more screwed than we thought. 

Funny and cringey FAcebook posts from moms, essential oils, coronavirus, covid-19, anti-mask | Does anyone sneak breast milk into their toddlers food give them an extra boost vitamins have little extra each day and think would help protect against Covid do think? 12 38 Comments O Like Comment sneak my milk into scrambled eggs good whole family lol | Them Follow childless person tells they're "tired"
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Moments Teachers Realized Kids Were Gifted

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the times that teachers realized kids were gifted. Sometimes the signs are just too obvious to miss. 

Teachers describe the moments that they realized kids were gifted | CountPeter 4h used put math joke/puzzle corner white board. Essentially 3 Golden Triangle numbers arranged triangle, and puzzle which gave letter as result middle short an Illuminati joke had this up quite few classes, with nobody being able guess on earth Until last class day student who suffered particularly invasive Autism just came took maybe 3 seconds at most, and then laughed saying "Why have drawn illuminati symbol on boa
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Parenting Memes To Get You Through The Ups & Downs

As if parenting wasn't already a slightly-gratifying nightmare, the quarantine and home-schooling are making it increasingly difficult to stay sane. If you're suddenly feeling more violent and frustrated than usual, you're not alone. Raising kids is already a full time job. Now there's almost zero time to take care of yourselves. The good news is that you're not alone. And these amusing memes about the trials and tribulations of parenthood are pretty great proof. If you're lucky, they may even elicit a rare laugh from your exhausted body.

funny parenting memes | wikihow illustration man looking in the mirror parent charge do not have watch another episode Paw Patrol. | getting home after 2019 12 hour shift hard labor busband, and My four year old hitting right nuts Grant Gustin next to the grave
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