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Nicolas Cage looking all kinds of haggard and hungover, like he's been on an epic bender since he wrapped up National Treasure. 

Laurence Fish....Burn! 

Hillary Clinton out here tossing all the shade, following a new report by the Justice Department's Inspector General regarding her emails. Let's just say the proverbial mic has been dropped. 

Probably should've kept this one in the drafts folder. In case you missed it, Aziz Ansari's been getting some heatever since a young lady released a scathing 'review' of her date gone wrong with him. Suffice to say, it's been met with equal parts backlash against and support for Ansari. Since then, she hit the internet with a particularly triggered response when asked if she'd go on HLN to talk about everything. 

Just when I thought I'd seen it all with dating apps, this shit comes to fruition: a dating service intended for likeminded, single Trump supporters ready to swipe right on making dating great again. At least we've a venue that can act as a beacon for the lost, single souls out there bonded through their shared respect, potential adoration for the tangerine-skinned, golden-haired Prez Elect---DJ Trump. "What are your thoughts on the Wall?" Solid conversation starter material right there.

This one's going to leave you speechless. 

We can't make this sh*t up!

With the way things are going, do any of these really seem that crazy?

Ajit Pai, the current chairman of the FCC and former Verizon lawyer kicked the hornet's nest, following news that the FCC would be a doing a full repeal of net neutrality rules in December. Read up more on the implications over here. 

Okay, obviously we'll let you guys be the judge of this 'racist' cereal box ad, BUT while we're at it can we take a moment to appreciate how disturbingly bizarre, nightmarish (hellish), the little arcade thing is in this picture. Kellogg's....are you trying to keep the kids entertained with some lighthearted fantastical cartoons while they enjoy your product, or render them speechless with pure terror? Kind of hard to tell. 

Well well, would you look at that? What a time to be alive huh? Honestly, surprised it took this long for headlines involving sex robot brothels to jump across our news feeds, but here we are. The Spanish company (sex robot brothel) in question, LumiDolls was recently quoted saying they're eagerly trying to expand their operations over to the UK soon as they can lock down an investor. The spokesperson for LumiDoll went on to say, "With LumiDolls, customers can perform any of their sexual fantasies they do not dare to do with a woman. This allows them to fulfill their wildest fantasies that maybe with other people they can not, maybe they have some physical complex that does not allow them to be comfortable with a person, and with a doll it makes them much easier.

Laura Ingraham stirred up a fiery sh*tstorm with this brainless comment. 

In case there was any doubt that Kanye West has completely lost it, take a quick look at these sick puppies. These are the kind of kicks that have been sitting around in the 50% off section of Walmart since the early '90s. Maybe grandpa will be down to snag a pair. 

This is one of those beautiful moments when a couple celebrities banded together to completely destroy the newly crowned Sexiest Man Alive, Blake Shelton. Gotta love how Ryan Reynolds stepped up to tee Patrick Stewart up, perfectly. 

For some forsaken reason Apple recently robbed iOS users of the glorious peach emoji's original design, which resembled a butt. Well many angry and confused, and sad tweets later it looks like all is right in the world again, and Apple has reintroduced the 'peach butt emoji'...and naturally, the crowd went wild.