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We're in the mood for some doggo goodness! You can't spell 'doggo' without 'good' or 'good' without 'dog'! They just go hand in hand, and if you've ever met a dog, then you understand why. Dogs are purity, adorable balls of energy and love that come zooming into your face and heart, at full speed. We wouldn't want it any other way! When you see a dog, all of your insides instantly cheer up, and what's amazing is that the dog you're seeing can somehow feel that energy and will gratitude towards you in that same excitement. 

Dogs are magic, you can't tell us otherwise. That is why we're here to bring you more doggo meme goodness unexpectedly because you deserve it. 

The virtual world was stormed by unexpected silence, when an angry ex-Twitter employee hacked and deactivated Donald Trump's Twitter account as his departing act (or gift?). Naturally, rumors ran wild over who might've done such a thing; but DJ Trump himself decided to finally break his silence on the matter, and smoothly segue from there into nothing short of a tweet storm to compensate for the momentary silence on his end.

Young people definitely get some interesting criticism in the news, like all the times Millennials have Killed an Industry, so this doesn't seem like much of a departure. In an interview on housing rights in Britain, a news anchor and landlord "reported" that young people don't have the skills to rent, since they don't know how to change lightbulbs or do basic tasks. This ruffled some feathers among young people and tenants.

Today, history was made, as one of the world's most powerful rockets successfully carried Elon Musk's red roadster (from Tesla, mind you) into a navigable orbit around Mars. Did Elon Musk want to disprove the Flat Earther theory once and for all, or what? 

They take these surprisingly well...

When news of a couple Harvard scientists thinking there's some extraterrestrial scrap and/or "light sail" cruising by Earth, you pause your Mass Effect 2 and listen up. The internet's abuzz with all kinds of competing theories on the mad scientists from Harvard's theory; but it boils down to the undeniable likelihood that it's an odd cigar-shaped asteroid, which could by a sliver of a chance be alien junk. That sliver of a chance is enough to get the juices of the collective extraterrestrial-oriented science community, flowing. I'd still love (I think?) to end up reading about how this space cigar is some sort of alien light sail (cargo hold ship), but the odds are not in our favor at the moment. So, keep the tin foil hat stashed for now, and continue planning your next retreat to Area 51 to gather more evidence. Maybe they've already accumulated a collection of the Milky Way's finest space cigars. 

Did Logan Paul know what he was doing here with the moronic move of the week, or what? If so, this is one savage act of trolling. That or the idiot can't seem to take a win right now. Let's just say that vegans were NOT about the notoriously detested Vlogger joining their cause. 

Robert O'Neill's a former Navy Seal who participated in the raid on Osama bin Laden, and he claims he was the one who fired the bullets that actually killed him. On Thursday, O'Neill took to Twitter to rage on President Trump for giving marching orders to the Pentagon, to put on a show of strength in the streets of Washington. 

This army veteran's story about his personal experience with guns got Twitter GOING. 

Comedian Shane Hoban has had better days. So was a former date who got a lot more than she bargained for after telling the Boston resident that she didn't wish to pursue a relationship with him. Her respectful text is honest and even generously nice. She even wishes him luck at his upcoming show. That kindness is met with alarming aggression, abusive language, and disturbing threats. Fortunately the internet has helped make sure Hoban gets what is coming to him. 

The results are in, and these exam questions deserve an A+. Leave it to the spicy, creative minds of Twitter users to hatch up some hilarious hypothetical questions for future exams about that ongoing Brexit saga. Can you picture it? A day in the future when kids sit down to answer that imperative question regarding how Brexit shook out. Do you think these replies are anywhere close to being on the mark? Who's to say. 

Article 13 has passed. And what might be the potential upsides? The world wants to know. And this comes after countless professionals have said that Article 13 is IMPOSSIBLE to do. 

Our hearts go out to those affected by the fire at the Notre Dame Cathedral. Yesterday our news feeds were a blur of updates regarding the deteriorating status of the Notre Dame Cathedral. Reports indicate that two policemen and one firefighter were injured. We wish them a speedy recovery! Meanwhile, somewhere, there's a potential contractor wondering what a new identity will cost them. 

Nicolas Cage looking all kinds of haggard and hungover, like he's been on an epic bender since he wrapped up National Treasure. 

Laurence Fish....Burn!