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Whether it's the vagueness, the real looming threat, or even the placement of the sign, these warnings do their job extra hard. Something about them really makes you want to not do what you were thinking of doing, stay in the car, and turn back. Here are some more warning signs that mean business.

Good to know the husband would survive this horror movie. 

Would've legit shit my pants if I'd been the poor roommate in this situation. Too far, dude...

Don't let OSHA find out.

Whether you're a wear parent yourself, or someone looking for more reasons to avoid procreation, these stories will make you cringe and maybe chuckle.

Jim Smallman asked people on Twitter to share their weird fears. The responses were troubling.

The renowned classic graphic designer Saul Bass, famous for his many movie posters and title scenes, also drew the poster for the Stanley Kubrick creepfest The Shining.

The AV Club posted some of the Bass' lost posters which Kubrick rejected out right. The classically fussy English director also penciled his criticisms in the haunting art.

The Satan story is just pure genius all around. 

Urban Dictionary definition of Nice Guy: Not to be confused with a nice guy (that is, a male that is nice)- When used as a noun instead of an adjective, Nice Guy refers to people (men or women) who believe basic social expectations are a currency for sex.

i.e. someone who acts nice, but clearly has an ulterior, often sinister motive.

Get ready to give up your dreams of stardom and take up new dreams of being assaulted by a toilet! Here are some surprising, and somewhat disappointing numbers on the likelihood of something happening to you. Sure, you can increase or decrease your odds by taking acting classes or getting drunk on the toilet more, but these are your ballpark numbers. Check this out for a list of incredibly unlikely things that actually happened,

Don't look a gift turtle in the mouth. Specifically a leatherneck turtle. Here's a collection of images from history and today of seriously unsettling realities. You wouldn't like to think that centipedes could get that big, but they do. NOPE.

These pictures are possessed by the power of max level cringe. Consider yourself properly warned of what's to come...

Kirill Oreshkin is not afraid of heights. He climbs to the tops of buildings, towers, and cranes without any safety measures and takes some intense photos. The photos are cool but the process is crazy.

17 scary facts...

These might awaken a whole lot of repressed fear. That anglerfish from Finding Nemo was NOT f**king around. 

These spooky experiences demand explanations. But, I mean hey, it's just in time for Halloween.