Consider yourself fortunate that you haven't had to suffer these embarrassments.
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You know how it goes, you're getting in the mood with your SO preparing to do the horizontal tango and things are starting to heat up. You feel like you should say something to bring the tension to another level but you're not quite sure what to say. Do you resort to a cliche? Do you not say anything at all? Or do you go with your favorite movie quote?
The last option might never be a good move, especially so if you don't know the person all that well. However, if your SO has a great sense of humor these might just work in your favor.
When you think about it, the password worked perfectly. He was able to remember it in an instant. Having to say it out loud in order to get your credit card unblocked is a different story. It's not too bad considering people do embarrassing things all the time.
A new Twitter texting challenge popped up on the social media site last week, and it is saucy as hell. User @kennielaine tweeted that she texts her man to make a "dick appointment" daily, and inspired @babyb0nes to have some fun. She tweeted "text ur significant other asking what dick appointments they have available and reply to this post with their responses." and in the week following went completely viral. The responses are hilarious, lewd, and some are just plain mean.