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Male Karen Doesn't Believe Tattoo Shop Owner, Gets Reckoning

The guy basically forced himself into the building and demanded a tattoo, even when he was told it couldn't be done. And to top it all off, this male Karen honestly didn't believe that the owner of a tattoo place might have a tattoo on his head. For a Karen at odds with another business owner, here's a lying Karen getting decimated by an owner's response. For some tattoo tales, here are some stories of tattoo choices that had people asking questions.

male karen wants tatttoo and is rude | premises last night make booking my partner and myself be tattooed were told NOT POSSIBLE and would not be booked our CHOSEN DATE Tuesday first December. My partner and have been thinking about this tattoo OVER YEAR young man at door terribly curt with us asked speak manager, he told us he OWNER find this very hard believe, as he had large tattoo on side his head would appreciate reply MANAGER ONLY and if this is not my satisfaction will be taking things
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Times People Questioned Their Own Intelligence

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the most impressively dumb things people did that inspired them to question their own intelligence. Sometimes you lead a life where you worked 10 years in a kitchen, and still end up trying to microwave a saucepan. Or maybe you find yourself mindlessly blaring your car horn at the guy who you already knew was deaf, but somehow forgot because your brain decided to take a catnap. We've all been there caught up in the middle of an impressively mindless moment, at some point in our lives. 

A collection of dumb things people did that made them question their own intelligence | pollypostmormon 2y sitting traffic, and noticed all other lanes were moving while mine hadn't budged an inch craned my neck trying see hold up and finally figured out wasn't lane at all, but had been patiently waiting behind line parked cars.
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Lazy Boss Demands Password Change, Gets Incomprehensible Password

Communication is key, and this manager who couldn't pay enough attention to make his own password got exactly what he asked for. As it turns out, this kind of thing isn't so rare. For another time someone at work wanted something but wasn't clear enough, here's a boss who demanded a demolished office but got more than that.

Boss demands new password and employee makes it impossible to type | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/foobar754 17 hours ago Just change password and write down Sure thing. oc s Back working at small company company didn't really have ton support staff so take break various programming tasks doing and would help out manager support team completely unqualified and basically got job because he also head sales and customer facing team
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Bad Life Pro Tips That Won't Help at All

Self improvement is a noble pursuit, and all of us could use some advice here and there to help us live our lives better. Wherever that advice is, it won't be found here. These are all just dumb and bad life pro tips to not do. Maybe you'll get some directions on how to alienate your friends or make your life worse, but that's where the fun is.

funny and dumb advice to not do | If hang bananas like this bananas will take longer spoil because bananas think they are still tree | Oprah reveals she manages stay stress free at 64! Step 1: have billion dollars.
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50 Time-Wasting Memes Both Old And New

Some people in this world only want the freshest and most niche memes. Others want the tried and true memes of yore. This gallery is a mix of the two. At the end of the day, the only thing that matters to us is having funny content to distract ourselves from the pain of reality. And these memes really do the trick.

Funny dank memes, random memes, stupid memes, funny | ima stay off social media my mental health today Also me Matthew McConaughey smoking nervously while checking phone | The single most important thing a man can do to be an ally is give his woman friends permission to give dudes at the bar his number so when they call he can angrily say that's not funny because she died 15 years ago that very night
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Mad Lads Who Played The Game Their Way

When it comes to cheeky trickery, no one can outdo mad lads who play by their own rules. Whether it's an extremely dumb stunt or a ballsy move, these merry pranksters make sure they have the upper hand. Do their shenanigans always pay off? Maybe? Sort of? They're always down to try something bold.

funny mad lads and their bold tricks | SageOfTheEnd My Mom couldn't find Google chrome so did this meme characters pointing at the browser icon on desktop | VANDALISM! No problem can adapt! SOLD Alan Stilwell 506.327.5006 kws CAPITAL REALTY KELLERWILLIAMS. www.AlanStilwell.ca SALE
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Dubious Advice from Questionable Strangers

When reaching out for advice, it's good to take things with a grain of salt and understand that everyone might not have your best interest at heart. Some people just want to see the world burn, and that's what makes things interesting. For some even worse advice, here are some dumb and bad life pro tips to not do.

funny bad advice and stupid tips | Ygrene @Ygrene trick doing crimes is wait until after 5pm all police have gone home day
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Bad Fixes and Construction Failures

Putting together buildings isn't as easy as it might seem. There are pipes running every which way, irregular sized doors, and real sketchy electrical situations. Most of us want to go home early anyway. That attitude results in some pretty wild "not my job" moments of incompetent construction.

construction fails | cement pouring inside through an electric socket | two screwdrivers used inside a power box
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Petty Opinions People Will Defend to Their Last Breath

We may not have fully rounded opinions on life or the universe, but holy crap do we know exactly how we want the dishwasher loaded. Just take these things people are certain of but have zero proof to drive home the fact that people get extremely passionate about minute details. We'll argue all day about the right way to eat a banana.

petty opinions people are passionate about | NotTheNoogie More not use microwave is clock. Stop leaving unused time on there just have hit cancel button once, damn!
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Moments that Show the Weird Dumbness of Children

To put it bluntly, children aren't completely people. Their brains aren't done cooking yet, and they're absolutely not ready to bear the solemn, bill-paying mantle of adulthood. What you get are some prime examples of how weird and dumb kids are. They get their heads stuck in chairs, throw tantrums when they don't get to eat cleaning products, and climb on TVs. Kids are weird and dumb.

Kids being stupid and weird | Enormous Earl @enormous_earl 12 tried cheat at poker by pulling some cards out nearby deck nobody looking grabbed 3 kings and put them my hand, discreetly hiding cards replacing. So then there holding out my 5 cards: 3 with red backs, 2 with blue backs | won't let him eat bathroom garbage snapchat of kid crying
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A Barrel of Puns to Dive Into

Puns may be the simplest form of humor, but sometimes simple things are great. Are puns sometimes teeth-chatteringly painful to read? Absolutely. But sometimes they're really clever. These ones can be a mixed bag. For another kind of bag of dad jokes, here's another sackful of puns to spill all over.

silly and stupid puns | normal-horoscopes TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE HORSE DIES AN HOUR AND SECOND HALF IS GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE REANIMATE SO SHE CAN WIN BIG DERBY hombredeflorida Necroprancer normal-horoscopes TAGLINE CANT BEAT THIS DEAD HORSE Source: normal-horoscopes #HORRIBLE LAUGH 121,487 notes
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36 Memes In Celebration Of National Cat Day

Good afternoon to cat lovers and cat lovers ONLY. While for most owners National Cat Day is every damn day, it's officially recognized on October 9th in the United States. Though the holiday was created to raise awareness around cat adoption, we see it as an excuse to indulge in one of our favorite pastimes: scrolling through loads and loads of cat memes. Thanks to this feline-related gallery, you can too. 

Funny and cute memes for national cat day | literally any and every cat Disney's Aristocats | Gf know 's 2/$7 margaritas, but please don't get stupid tonight Ok won't 21 later: its ye boi estúpido boi estúpido cat in sombrero
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Cringey Brain-Lords Trying Way Too Hard to Seem Intelligent

Being able to squawk about your perceived achievements and intelligence is one of the unfortunate byproducts of social media. It's given a chance for Brain-Tyrants who believe they're literal geniuses to spread their wings and fly into the ceiling fan of self-congratulation. Thanks for clogging up the internet, you mistaken brain-lords.

social media posts from people who think they're brilliant | SHOULD DISCLOSE MY IQ MY MANAGER afraid l'll trigger some insecurity him and he'll start looking reasons get rid Whenever he assigns task, he acts proud himself thinking he's keeping busy next few weeks. He actually looks disappointed done with assignment by following morning. He can't keep busy, and seem be frustrating him because My IQ test came back with score 146, higher than 99.9 population can be really dumb many areas, but
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Entitled Individuals and Their Nonstop Demands

It feels weird knowing there are bosses out there who will want you to pay them for the opportunity to work. Or that there are customers out there who will try to return shoes three years after they bought them. It's rare stuff, but boy is it hard to wrap your head around entitled people and their demanding boldness.

entitled people with ridiculous demands | Hey are still selling ipad? Yes Sell 100? Sell brand new, never opened $400 iPad 100? No. Come on. If selling must be broke so cant be worth more than 100 already told my kid he could have 3:16 PM Well go ahead and un-tell kid cause he ain't gettin missed video chat with 3:18 PM CALL BACK Why are video calling want tell my kid his face he wont be getting any presents this year because
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Entitled Streamer Demands Music for Exposure, Gets Nothing

For someone who's sure they're "going to be a big streamer," they don't seem to have a lock on how to pull down any worthwhile business relationships. It's hard to get inside the heads of entitled people with their absurd audacity, but something tells us it's like being in an iron cage filled with spider webs and screaming. Influencers should know that people don't want to be paid in exposure.

Entitled streamer wants free music for exposure | My rate is 50$ per minute completed music. Is alright? Here is my full commission info if want take look. lemmasoft.renai.us/forums/viewtop 3:12 PM 50$ is too much. Im going be big streamer so should get an exposure discount since thousands will hear music. 3:16 PM Can have link twitch (or whatever site dont really work free anymore, sorry. My rates are already pretty low considering time investment, but maybe can work out some small discount if
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