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Wild Junk People Tried Selling Online

When most people find themselves with garbage, they throw it away. But a select charismatic few of us will look at a broken hammer and say to themselves "someone will pay top dollar for this vintage, fixer-upper hammer." They will go on to try to sell dumb junk online. Does any of this unusual stuff ever sell? Who knows. At least someone tried.

weird and funny things people tried selling online | Bucket $100 MESSAGE Red bucket comes handy during holiday season, Christmas is over so no longer need Turn this $100 investment into an almost unlimited amount money during holidays SALVATION ARMY | gaming chair brand new
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A Field of Puns to Wander Around In

We're not sure if puns are funny, but they sure are there. The general consensus with wordplay like this is that it's not funny at all until it is. So here's a smattering of puns to fill the pun void. Puns and dad jokes of all stripes have their time and place, like this plate full of puns to fall face-first into.

Silly puns and wordplay memes | turtle made of bread and baguette eating lettuce Not all turtles are born wild some are bread captivity | scared hamster Im trying get over my fear ghosts Therapist: Thats spirit :
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Lousy Liars That Got Called Out Online

These liars just keep coming out of the woodwork. For whatever reason, a ton of people that use the internet have convinced themselves that other folks don't know any better when it comes to fact checking. On top of that, some of these lies are just plain lousy. Fortunately, we have our fair share of people who are ready to shine the light of truth on all the fabricated nonsense. 

A collection of times that people got called out for lying online | love food here but not tonight had awesome asparagus till tonight out date asparagus. Told manager and he argued with Who does am manager at hair alon. Customer is always right no matter Like Response owner 6 months ago Our asparagus is brought fresh daily KNOW food excellent wrote this because were caught walking tab (literally snuck out back door) without paying bill | My landlord wants play but he picked wrong tenant IS RESPO
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Company Overhears Employee Roleplaying with Lunch

Usually embarrassing unmuted moments like this come from when someone is badmouthing the CEO, but this person was just being weird while eating food. Hopefully things end up okay. Sometimes we get ourselves into some embarrassing ad stupid situations, like this guy who thought a date was a job interview.

Employee talks to food while boss and coworkers overhear | O r/tifu Posted by u/I_Ate_That_Food 4 days ago 2 3 F2 S TIFU by forgetting wasn't muted during Zoom meeting ate my lunch, causing irreversible harm my reputation talk my food eat have been working home recently (obviously and am pretty fortunate because basically there is no function my job need be office But have let some bad habits seep .
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Various Tumblr Gems to Keep the Day Moving

Tumble users are one part creative chaos, one part boredom, and one part sleep deprivation. Throw in some extremely specific pop culture references and you've got a recipe for some hilarious and totally random Tumblr gems. You never know what people are gonna pull out of their heads and spit out as totally random Tumblr gems to occupy existing.

Funny random tumblr memes | -am--fish everytime stay at hotel take bite out soap bar confuse cleaning staff damaramegido hey op real quick Actual fuck transselkie Hey op do realize by actually biting chunk fucking soap are fact one losing karo-chic y'all are just jealous op is brave enough monch on forbidden chocolate am--fish living dragon-hated-art does forbidden chocolate taste like -am--fish soap | neutraldankhotel eats 100 ears corn two hours am corn king cannot be outcorned eats 101 ears
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Twitter Thread: Graphic Novel Artist Checks Fool

This graphic novel artist was more than ready for the ever present challenge of confronting an online troll. What we see is a proper shut down in action. 

Graphic novel artist puts a fool in their place | Blake Northcott Follow @BlakeNorthcott Thank assessment my new graphic novel. Perhaps can help with some fact checking, though are not 'Trump bros Neither myself nor my cover artist have ever voted an American election Canadian, and artist is Italian 1 Generalissimo Justice is flying SDCC @QueenAnitaCox Imagine neckbeard INCELS basement Kentuckey creating this Everglade Angels comic Remember 90S Blake Tits were bigger then, draw them bigger Educa
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Majestically Unprofessional "Not My Job" Moments

Work in any field long enough and you'll see your fair share of wonderfully unprofessional "not my job" moments. There's slides that go right off buildings, misspelled signs and extremely lazy line painting, just to name a few. It makes you feel good about yourself to see people's majestically incompetent "not my job" moments.

funny not my job and you had one job moments | yellow traffic sign with one edge removed because it was installed too close to a wall | CAUTION MAXIMUM LOAD Stay off LBS,
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Attempts that Nosedived into a Field of Failure

Life is a series of attempts, large and small. Sometimes you're just trying to cook dinner. Sometime's you're trying to change someone's mind, make a point or just impress someone you like. With every attempt there is a risk of failure, and many attempts will dive into a pool of failure.

Attempts that resulted in failure | looking at apartments cause im trying move and look at this fkn kitchen tiny kitchen that is just a sink a microwave and two cupboards
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Entitled Lowballer Doesn't Understand How Lowballing Works

It's a tale as old as time. Someone wants a thing but says they don't want it, it gets sold, and their own entitlement convinces them that they've been somehow screwed out of a sure thing. For another dumb buyer not understanding what they're doing and getting mean about it, here's a delusional buyer in need of a cheap car rejecting a 3K civic.

Entitled lowballer doesn't get chairs, gets angry | But looking black chairs not color have so 's understandable offer less They aren't need. Just like defective product would be marked down do understand 3:40 PM see read but not replied. Last chance 80 all plus delivery take or leave can come rite now cash hand Seen by everyone Wow sold them read buy them wow
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Impressively Unprofessional "Not My Job" Moments

Maybe the task is too difficult, or maybe you're just too difficult. "Not my job" moments encapsulate how the laziest among us deal with problems. These "solutions" may be majestically incompetent and ridiculously unprofessional "not my job" reactions to a hard task, but we can't say we haven't done similar things at some time in our lives.

funny "not my job" and "you had one job" moments | pipe installed in the air above a large rock boulder | single orange traffic cone before a pile of trees blocking the road
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Entitled Drivers That Parked Badly

Man, bad parking has a way of bringing one's blood to a boil. It's the perfect combination of entitlement and carelessness. People just pull in and take up two, three, maybe more spots, cause they couldn't be bothered to consider the likelihood that other human beings would indeed like to use those parking spots. One parking spot per car, it's not that hard. 

A collection of images showing people that parked terribly | YESTERDAY MATE MINES TOLD DRIVER BLACK CORSA, NOT PARK COMPANIES PARKING SPACE UMPTEENTH TIME. HE GAVE MY MATE ATTITUDE AND IGNORANCE. SO MY MATE PUT SCAFFOLD UP AROUND HIS CAR aaaa NBO5 FYC
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Many of us have dreams of finding an old hat or something, taking it on Antiques Roadshow and finding out it was worn by Lincoln when he gave the Gettysburg Address. Not many of us think to treat it like a garage sale and bring in a flatscreen tv that was made during the Obama administration.

george costanza from seinfeld finally my stupidity pays off
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Life can be hard when you're stupid, but when something finally works out for you, it can feel like you're on top of the world. At least that's how George Costanza feels here. Good job, buddy.

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Instances People Saw a Vibe Go from Good to Horrible

It doesn't take much to bum out whole roomful of people. A bad tv connection, a stupid fight, or bad work news can throw an entire room into complete disarray. A lot of these include weird ways people got laid off. For more social job related moments here are some HR nightmare stories.

Askreddit stories of times a room shifted from good to bad | cover image of story of employees that arrived at work on holiday when managers could be off and found the door locked and were told they could go home if no one opened the door for them by 8:00 am and someone a manager showed up to unlock the doors at 7:55 AM and everyone still had to stay and work for the day.
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Museum Tells Story of The Unluckiest Mouse Ever

The Museum of English Rural Life is weirdly prolific on twitter, for a museum. A while ago they had an unexpected mouse guest, and things went about as stupidly as anyone could guess.

story of an unlucky mouse at a museum
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British Pervert Pulls Cop Card After Flirty Texting Goes Horribly Wrong

Splintered piece of Balsa wood got me good. This idiot tried to pull the cop card, when he should've aborted long before that. Brace yourself for a conversation of pure, distilled cringe. 

British guy says that he's a cop to a girl after their texting exchange doesn't go well.
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