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Totally Random, Funny, And Bizarre Tumblr Nuggets

Nothing gets us going like a nice Tumblr rabbit hole, or a strange observation from a Tumblr user with too much (or just enough) time on their hands. Tumblr has a well established and deserved reputation for regularly churning out comedy gold. These gems are fresh and full of just our kind of weird. See for yourself. 

A collection of funny and bizarre Tumblr nuggets | BAD JOKES badjokesbyjeff Judge order pay $10,000 Mario: why? Judge s fine Mario sadly] no itsa not silentraptor4000 Plz Jeff, change url | existentialcrisisetcetera Current favourite thing: Strange tumblr curses like "Ill shred shoes" or fill lobby with sand" black--lavend3r 's all fun and games until forget filter yourself and are now known office threatening steal people's teeth mamoru sorry black--lavend3r work game developer so have playtes
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Woman Bombards Man's Phone With Storm Of Texts

This guy absolutely dodged a bullet. Seriously, there's a tireless energy to this storm of texts that are basically just a collection of red flags. One look at any of these texts is enough to nope out for good. 

Aggressive texter bombards guy's phones with paragraphs | Oh shoot. So sorry did not mean send s little embarrassing My old phone didn't allow send videos and since just got this one on Thursday still trying see can do and dunno pressed scrolling through my gallery but total accident and now really embarrassed so 's best don't talk anymore ?
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Wild Junk People Tried Selling Online

When most people find themselves with garbage, they throw it away. But a select charismatic few of us will look at a broken hammer and say to themselves "someone will pay top dollar for this vintage, fixer-upper hammer." They will go on to try to sell dumb junk online. Does any of this unusual stuff ever sell? Who knows. At least someone tried.

weird and funny things people tried selling online | Bucket $100 MESSAGE Red bucket comes handy during holiday season, Christmas is over so no longer need Turn this $100 investment into an almost unlimited amount money during holidays SALVATION ARMY | gaming chair brand new
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Things that are Surprisingly Dangerous

If you needed some more stress in your life, here are some seemingly mundane things that can be more dangerous than you'd expect. It turns out a lot of stuff that you see and do every day is heavy, poisonous, and otherwise surprisingly deadly. For some more bummers, here are not-so-fun facts to feel bad about.

Things that you wouldn't expect to be dangerous but are | tomato_soup_ 6.0k points 12 hours ago Palm trees. They are so much heavier than they look and their branches can kinda just fall off without warning Echospite 1.8k points 9 hours ago Aussie here. Beware eucalypt on hot day middle drought. Eucalypts shed branches stressed. Usually 's small clusters, but sometimes jump six feet hear massive CRASH outside and see huge motherfucker on lawn amount times almost had one land on our car
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Tumblr Thread: Why Some Places Feel Strange

Ah, yes, this fun and quick Tumblr thread takes a quick look at liminal spaces. You might relate to how they're described as feeling. 

Tumblr thread explains why some places just feel plain bizarre | tootsie-roll-frankenstein Places where reality is bit altered any target churches texas abandoned 7/11's bedroom at 5 am hospitals at midnight warehouses smell like dust lighthouses with lights don't work anymore empty parking lots ponds and lakes suburban neighborhoods rooftops early morning inside dark cabinet reveille413 playgrounds at night rest stops on highways deep mountains
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Terrifying Signs that make their Message Clear

There are many hazards in this world, and appropriately there are many ominous signs that speak the language of fear. You never know it there could be some hidden mine shaft or risk of monkey attack. Whether they're warning of some totally extreme danger or their scary in their own right, it's usually best to pay attention to spooky signs.

ominous and scary warning signs | STOP Extreme Heat Danger Walking after 10 AM not recommended HEAVTRIORERORRUBOteReA. Si sconsiglia fortemente di uscire dopo le 10 am Das Wandern spaeter als 10 Uhr morgens ist nicht zu empfehlen Uwaga. Chodeenie po 10 rano jest hardro niebespiecane est deconsel de marcher apres 10 h du matin No se recomienda realizar caminatas despue de las 10.00 .m | Ts better correct an unsafe friend than bury one.
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Radio Tower Threat is Bold HOA Fighting Strategy

Depending on where you live, an active Homeowner's Association can be filled with some of the most boring, cruel and power hungry people you've ever met. Their draconian rules can suck the life out of your own living situation and you can be punished for something as simple as where you choose to store your garbage bins. So here's an interesting strategy to combat their rules. And for more, here's someone who got revenge when the HOA tried to remove their trampoline.

Absurd radio tower HOA strategy | Well There's Problem Podcast @wtyppod folks Here's best piece advice dealing with an HOA. If they ever start giving trouble, just threaten put up radio tower backyard. Like let's say just got trampoline kids enjoy and HOA tells have take down.
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Various Tumblr Gems to Keep the Day Moving

Tumble users are one part creative chaos, one part boredom, and one part sleep deprivation. Throw in some extremely specific pop culture references and you've got a recipe for some hilarious and totally random Tumblr gems. You never know what people are gonna pull out of their heads and spit out as totally random Tumblr gems to occupy existing.

Funny random tumblr memes | -am--fish everytime stay at hotel take bite out soap bar confuse cleaning staff damaramegido hey op real quick Actual fuck transselkie Hey op do realize by actually biting chunk fucking soap are fact one losing karo-chic y'all are just jealous op is brave enough monch on forbidden chocolate am--fish living dragon-hated-art does forbidden chocolate taste like -am--fish soap | neutraldankhotel eats 100 ears corn two hours am corn king cannot be outcorned eats 101 ears
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Thirty-Three Miscellaneous Posts For Times Of Desperate Boredom

Oh look, we're still in quarantine. At this point it seems like we're never going to be out of it, so why don't we all just waste our lives away looking at memes? Sounds good to us.

Funny random memes | Squidward having drinks with himself my coworker and are having conversation and customer interrupts us | Jim Halpert Pit Bull owners: There are no bad dogs. Only bad owners. Chihuahuas:
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The Dank Drop: 25 Of Our Favorite Dank Memes Of The Week (4-25 To 5-01)

Hooray, it's the moment of the week that you've been waiting for! If you aren't familiar with the Dank Drop, it's where we bring you our favorite dank memes from the past week. Check out /r/DankMemes and last week's installment for more!

The best dank memes from the past week | Teachers use Zoom Teachers use Discord B Plar Miss Frizzle magic bus | My desktop right now beg memes if kim jong un kim jong un mercy dies memes if survived korean
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Unusual Stuff People Tried to Sell Online

Some of these are just jokes, and some of these we really wish were jokes. You'd need the world's largest dumpster to fit all of the weird stuff people try to sell online. Honestly some of this stuff looks like it would make your house smell like wherever it came from. If it's a failed art project, a "rare" item or just something someone needs to get rid of, you can bet someone will try to sell it online.

Weird things people tried selling online | Handmade BBQ Grill $50 Listed 3 days ago Raleigh, NC Send seller message Is this still available? Send | Sectional couch $1,000 Listed over week ago Marysville, OH Send seller message Is this still available? Send
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Unique House Listing Is Weird and Kind of Awesome

A virtual tour of this house reveals some weird and amazing stuff. And for $159,000 could this even be real? It looks like they have a main area that's some kind of Gothic, space inspired medieval man cave, with extra rooms becoming a space theme, island theme, and what is that, a lab facility? It's nothing at all like this listing for the gaudiest house you've ever seen.

Twitter thread of strange house | Middle-Aged Rust Belt Voter @frazierapproves Ijust discovered greatest house listing all time starts out very unassuming and modest. | Then see yard and think "wow s somewhat surprising" 9:02 AM 5/18/20 Twitter iPhone
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The Dank Drop: 25 Of Our Favorite Dank Memes Of The Week (5-16 To 5-22)

Thank God memers seem to be less interested in coronavirus and quarantine content nowadays, because honestly we were getting pretty tired of it. So please enjoy this week's COVID-less installment of the Dank Drop, and check out last week's drop here!

Funny dank memes from the past week sourced from /r/DankMemes | Dad: Look into my eyes if laugh lying. Also my dad: Donald Trump without nose | Earth: wins miss universe 67th time Aliens: Monsters Inc. in dresses
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Twenty-Nine WikiHow Memes For People Who Want Really Bad Advice

WikiHow illustrations were already pretty great to begin with, but they're even better when you pair them with unsavory captions. Just scroll down to see what the heck we're talking about, and click here if you're in the mood for more!

Funny WikiHow memes | u/bidoof_m 212d give alarm taste its own medicine wiki shouting at an alarm clock | u/[removed 2y imgur explain pizza ordered is far too small 22.9k 156 1 Share
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Bizarre Memes And Pics For People Who Like Strange Humor

You know what, sometimes humor doesn't need any sort of rhyme or reason. Sometimes you can laugh at things simply because they make no goddamn sense. The following memes and pics are just strange enough to make you scratch your head a little bit. Check out even more of 'em here!

Strange and random memes | seal floating upright in its aquarium tank looking like hannibal lecter Hello clarice | little death @ceej765 Tiny shedding gecko looks like he's wearing tiny gecko costume
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Long Haul Truckers Share Creepiest Things They've Seen

Long haul truckers are describing the creepiest things they've seen out on the road. Turns out there's a whole lot of creepy that one can witness, while working as a long haul trucker. 

Long haul truckers share the creepiest things that they've seen on the road | reddit posted by JasonVoorheesthe13th My great uncle long haul trucker and he swears one time he driving down road see two guys pull rolled up carpet out trunk their car and throw river. Whether 's true or not don't know, but 's still creepy none less.
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