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Comedy writer @Keatonpatti tweeted the first page of a supposed "bot written" script of Guy Fieri's famous show. We're pretty sure there isn't even 1000 hours of Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives in existence, but the script is still pretty funny. To see the also hilarious Olive Garden version, click here.

Here's a haul of sweet comedy gems lurking within the Twitterverse.

Every day we become more accepting of humanity's extinction. 

These people DEFINITELY wish they would've lived alone! 

On Wednesday Jimmy Fallon went and put a call out for people to share their weirdest roommate stories on Twitter. What followed can only be described as disturbing glimpses at the more bizarre and depraved side of humanity...

via: Sad and Useless

Walmart has an uncanny knack for bringing out the absolute worst in people. Is it something with the air in those big 'ol sprawling buildings, or what? We need ex-Walmart employees to band together and put together a grim and unapologetic book of their worst stories! 

These people are living their absolute best lives... No one can say that they aren't shining examples of certain parts of mankind's abject failure to evolve from Neolithic times. And nothing is better than continuing to find out just how wacky Walmart can be. But clearly something is driving these people to dress like they've been on a month-long bender. Maybe these memes will be the missing link between the rest of humanity and these anomalies

Walmart's a beacon of light to all the wonderfully lost souls out there. It's like people transcend their human state when they walk through the doors. 

We live in a strange time.

More fuel for the dumpster fire! 

Ready yourself, because it is nothing short of an experience trying to make sense of all these. 

"Hold on a second, knees don't bend that way!"

Do you think they can get away with it?