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Nicolas Cage looking all kinds of haggard and hungover, like he's been on an epic bender since he wrapped up National Treasure. 

Whoa boy everybody stay safe out there! Facebook gives us a window into the lives of the weirdest and most dismal people we've ever seen.

Sit back and take a look at life through puce-colored glasses.

Pilots have seen some crazy sh*t in their time, man. 

Cringe struck these poor souls when they least expected it. 

Jim Smallman asked people on Twitter to share their weird fears. The responses were troubling.

The Satan story is just pure genius all around. 

What in the actual f**k just happened. That went from 0 to 100 REAL QUICK. 

"U sound kinda hot." My dude, you are crushing the game, with silver-tongued statements like that. I mean, forget whatever you were trying to buy (only at your asking price), let's just escalate things into the land of horny advances. This choosing beggar conversation is a wild emotional rollercoaster, and I think it has a little something, for everyone. 

He really dodged a bullet on this one. 

From the creator of Business Cat brings you... The Adventures of Regular Cat! 

This is the reason we are all on tumblr

Even though we're just at the tip of the iceberg of technological advancements, it seems like every second person is creating a robot of some sort. There are robots that deliver things to your house; robots that can perform heart surgery; and now, there's a sea urchin robot. Sure, I can understand why someone might want to create a robot to do a tedious task or perform it more precisely than humans can. But a sea urchin inspired robot... why? Well, I guess the answer is, why not? 

We can't make this sh*t up!