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Our perception of time can be seriously altered by what's going on, especially if we're under incredible stress, experiencing uncertainty, or microwaving a burrito in a completely quiet house. Time and space can also change based on where you live, as evidenced by this Tumblr thread on cultures colliding over time and space.

These cats have hoomans that really have no chill. Honestly the results are spectacular and hilarious, but we can't imagine these cats gave their owners much attention after putting them in these getups. Check out even more funny cats that will tickle your funny bone.

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the strangest encounters that pizza delivery drivers have ever had. At the very least these experiences that pizza delivery drivers are subjected to, should serve as a solid reminder to tip those delivery drivers extra. They have to deal with some genuine madness. People will try to pay for those pizzas with just about anything. 

You're allowed to wear any kind of shirt you want, and everyone else is allowed to look at it and say that you're trying too hard. Across every level of society, there's someone who wants to wear extremely threatening shirts, and what they are about doesn't even really matter. Sure, a lot of them are basic "I am a living weapon" kind of stuff, but interestingly enough, people also share the same defensive views about being in a bowling club, owning a horse, self-identifying as an asshole or being afraid of their wife. Sometimes it just seems like a challenge to see how many fonts can fit on the same shirt.

A big thank you to all our wonderful loyal users who shared with us the weird things their cats do. We love you, fellow cat lovers!

And it is so comforting to read through some of these wild cat shenanigans and know that we are not alone. Seems like everyone has a cat with weird quirks and here at I Can Has Cheezburger, we celebrate those quirks!

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You guys already know what it is: it's the Dank Drop, which means we bring you the best dank memes from the past week! What's better than scrolling through some weird humor on a Friday? Check out last week's installment here if you haven't seen it yet! You (probably) won't regret it.

Some are funny, some are sad, some are funny and sad. The world is a funny and sad place, and the context of dating only raises the stakes. Here's what people said that sometimes worked but mostly didn't work in the moments that counted. Check these out or these if you wanna see more priceless Tinder moments. 

Tinder tends to be a pit of despair and desperation... most of the time. Sometimes, though, it can also be a great source of hilarious moments and, believe it or not, amazing one-liners. I suppose people have to be pretty creative on there to stand out. Big ups to these Tinder peeps for not taking themselves too seriously. And here are another 44 Funny Tinder moments for when you're done with these.

Sometimes it helps to know that other people aren't really having a great go of it either. Anyway, these funny profiles, bad puns and utter bizarreness are the byproduct of modern dating. Drink it in. Check these out for more funny and sad moments from the wild world of tinder. or these funny tinder screenshots.

We knew there were tons of extremely specialized, gross and miserable animals. Y'know, like wasps that lay eggs in living things or fish that swim up pee holes. It looks like this guy just got added to the list. For more animal tumblr stuff, here's a tumblr meltdown after someone says fish aren't animals, and a tumblr thread on farm animals that takes a dark turn.

This week's installment of the Dank Drop has a pretty good mix of material, so we're pretty sure there'll be a little something in here for everyone. Scroll down below for our favorites from the past week, and then click here in case you missed last week's Dank Drop! Happy scrolling.

When most people find themselves with garbage, they throw it away. But a select charismatic few of us will look at a broken hammer and say to themselves "someone will pay top dollar for this vintage, fixer-upper hammer." They will go on to try to sell dumb junk online. Does any of this unusual stuff ever sell? Who knows. At least someone tried.

Here are some new shower thoughts for you to ponder! Courtesy of Reddit's /r/Showerthoughts. 

Why is it that our "deepest" thoughts occur when we're doing mundane sh*t like taking a shower? We have no idea, but we'll never get tired of reading other peoples fascinating shower thoughts when we're at our most bored. Try them for size, these shower thoughts could really get your brain up and going.

Here's a haul of sweet comedy gems lurking within the Twitterverse.

Don't like it, here's another haul of tweets trying to be funny. I can do this all day pal.

Nothing gets us going like a nice Tumblr rabbit hole, or a strange observation from a Tumblr user with too much (or just enough) time on their hands. Tumblr has a well established and deserved reputation for regularly churning out comedy gold. These gems are fresh and full of just our kind of weird. See for yourself.