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He called that bluff like a boss himself. Hopefully he's since on to bigger, better things. 

She usually doesn't post things like this, and in this case, it is ABSOLUTELY allowed. Apparently her manager at Jersey Mike's fired her because she was leaving in a few months anyways. Thing is, that's completely illegal...

This kind of heartwarming sh*t from KFC gives me hope, hope that fast food restaurants have the ability to change the world...or at the very least make some epic art along the way. 

"That is why you need to stay in school", set the stage for a very well-articulated and seemingly necessary verbal takedown from a young man who simply wasn't going to let an inconsiderate mother paint an unfair image of him. 

This (luckily) unnamed moron needs to find a new place to go and weave their shameless web of blatant lies, cause this owner ain't having ANY of it. 

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

The timing is truly divine. 

When the grandma of a new baby sent out a mass text to family and friends a stranger was also included. It turned out he probably had someone's old phone number. That didn't stop him and his brother from visiting the new parents and bringing gifts for mom and baby to congratulate them.

How rare is it that we see a text sent to the wrong person evolve into a heartwarming scenario like this one---and with a Thanksgiving dinner invitation to boot! Jamal Hinton is one lucky dude, and you better believe as soon as he shared the original conversation to Twitter, plenty of other hungry teens were ready to beg for their invitations. Fortunately, the numbers have been disconnected!

We throw this one around a lot: 'damn that was one hell of a roller-coaster!' But this, this right here truly was. What we have is a fine example of a devious, skullduggerous troll with an appetite for preying upon 'wrong numbered' strangers, none the wiser; and a mission fucking accomplished. The ending's a definite cliffhanger though: I can't be the only one wondering whether or not random dude with terrible spelling/grammar is going to go check out that imaginary porn shop 'Mike's Mortuary.' There's no way. But then again, the dude did kind of come across as weirdly desperate...and strangely forthcoming about it.

Most wrong numbers end in a very awkward "sorry" or a "you're not my son!" But sometimes, the stars line up just right and some stranger magic happens. Good thing these people didn't pay attention to their dialing, because without their mistake we wouldn't have these wonderful gems right here.

This guy even tells her about 8 times that she has the wrong person, but she just doesn't want to believe it. After all this, we hope Brad and Jess got to go to the movies.

These bullies don't even know what hit 'em. 

Just watch out for when you try to take his stapler! Bob is an absolute legend. 

This employee clearly racked up an enviable amount of brownie points at work. Nice to see a reasonable and rational boss respond with some kindness after that polar opposite boss conversation we ran the other day. 

This one never fails to leave you with a can't-help-it-grin.