"U sound kinda hot." My dude, you are crushing the game, with silver-tongued statements like that. I mean, forget whatever you were trying to buy (only at your asking price), let's just escalate things into the land of horny advances. This choosing beggar conversation is a wild emotional rollercoaster, and I think it has a little something, for everyone.
Here's some classic childish behavior. We still don't know what goes through these people's minds that makes them think that they can act like this. It's funny that the moment someone can't have something they want for free, it's "garbage anyway." All of this hate for some free makeup, too.
Some people are just more delusional than we can ever fathom. Like this guy, for example. It's not a secret in this day and age that college tuition isn't even remotely affordable for most, but this guy went out of his way on Twitter to try to explain how he supposedly managed to pay his own way through his education.
Twitter users, however, dug up some of his old tweets, and let's just say that he wasn't being especially truthful...
This Jiffy Lube employee learned a swift and very necessary lesson in respecting a woman's boundaries, after using her private contact information to make a pass at her. His response tells us all we need to know about whether or not he's going to pull a slippery move like that again.
We're not super sure what drives people to make absolutely insane demands and insult the hell out of strangers their dealing with. Is it the anonymity? Maybe sheer desperation? Either way these folks don't look like they're going away any time soon, so the only thing we can do is prove to them that their tactics won't work.
Yesterday Kim Kardashian tweeted a photo of her awkwardly posing on a bed wearing the Yeezy Butter 350 shoes, designed by her husband Kanye West. The internet immediately took note of the horribly awkward nature of the photo, which features Kim K flailing on the bed in her underwear, wearing a creepily blank expression on her face.
This pic is just begging to be made fun of, so people have been photoshopping and meme-ing it like crazy, and we're not mad about it!
A Kardashian-Jenner is in the spotlight once again, and this time it's model Kendall Jenner, who posed for Vogue France in a massive red jacket. After her brother-in-law, Kanye's, boxy costume from the "I Love it" music video garnered endless roasts, you'd think that Kendall was nearly asking to be made fun of!
It's official: Kylie Jenner is the world's youngest "self-made" billionaire ever at age 21, even younger than Mark Zuckerberg, who made his first billion at 23. There's no doubt that Jenner, who started Kylie Cosmetics in 2015, works incredibly hard at what she does, but the internet has been skeptical of whether "self-made" is an appropriate title for someone born into the already-wealthy Kardashian-Jenner empire.
Twitter users have been offering their spicy takes on the matter, which you can read below.
Old people really are true gems on the internet with their adorably innocent presence on Facebook and other social media sites. We can't really blame them for their ignorance - after all, they grew up in a completely different era long before the internet ever existed. But we certainly appreciate their technological illiteracy at times for its comedic effect!