Time for a RESTRAINING ORDER. It's amazing there are really people out there who are so far detached from reality, they don't realize how terrifying and insane they truly are. This guy is the furthest thing from a "friend".
Let this guy's epically messed up tale be a message to us all....it could always be worse. This one's obviously been around for a while, but we had to bring it back, cause damn, it might be one of the most harrowing live-tweet stories to ever surface on the internet. Ever.
Watching a movie with your parents can prove to be a real gamble - sometimes you get some nice wholesome bonding time, while other times you get an unexpected gratuitous sex scene that kind of makes you want to melt into the seat and disappear.
These Twitterusers are telling us all about their most awkward experiences with their own parents - you'll be glad you weren't in their situations!