wtf

Every day we become more accepting of humanity's extinction. 

These people DEFINITELY wish they would've lived alone! 

She's definitely going through it...

On Wednesday Jimmy Fallon went and put a call out for people to share their weirdest roommate stories on Twitter. What followed can only be described as disturbing glimpses at the more bizarre and depraved side of humanity...

Consider yourself fortunate that you haven't had to suffer these embarrassments. 

Get these morons off the internet.

Kids really do say the darndest things, especially in their yearbook quotes.

WARNING: Prepare to be hit by a monstrous wave of expletives. This stalker's insanity-riddled rant is guaranteed to give you some cringe convulsions. Someone clearly didn't wake up on the right side of the bed....for the entirety of his life. I mean, you making (volatile, aggressive) moves or what, bro? 

Walmart has an uncanny knack for bringing out the absolute worst in people. Is it something with the air in those big 'ol sprawling buildings, or what? We need ex-Walmart employees to band together and put together a grim and unapologetic book of their worst stories! 

It's almost like they're trying to rattle us to our cores with sheer weirdness. 

Walmart was forced to remove the shirt from their stores after a journal advocacy group wrote a letter for the company executives. We'll take a gander and guess the store's about to lose some of their customers. You could say the message on the t-shirt itself is a bit alienating...

These people are living their absolute best lives... No one can say that they aren't shining examples of certain parts of mankind's abject failure to evolve from Neolithic times. And nothing is better than continuing to find out just how wacky Walmart can be. But clearly something is driving these people to dress like they've been on a month-long bender. Maybe these memes will be the missing link between the rest of humanity and these anomalies

Walmart's a beacon of light to all the wonderfully lost souls out there. It's like people transcend their human state when they walk through the doors. 

Next level craziness going on here. Apparently debating the flatness of the earth wasn't enough...this Facebook group goes in on just about everything that has the potential for controversial discussion. 

Proceed at your own risk. 

We live in a strange time.