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Life pro tips were probably useful before Google was invented, but they've definitely outlived their usefulness now. However, we're all about some sh*tty life pro tips! The more useless, the better. Here are the latest memes from r/shittylifeprotips, so you can get some absolutely unnecessary advice. You're welcome. 

On the one hand some of this is completely understandable if you go through a serious operation, but that doesn't excuse the nasty, entitled tone at all. It's the wildest thing that people expect other people to go out of their way to be nice to them, when they can't even be bothered to act vaguely decent in the first place. 

There is definitely a lot of cursed content on the internet, but what a lot of people miss are the comments, which can turn out to be way more cursed than the actual cursed thing. Apparently people's minds are pretty messed up, and it can be hilarious in a shocking kind of way. Check out our latest memes from r/cursedcomments and prepare to read some hilariously effed up comments. Don't forget to read last week's too.        

Sometimes it's just like the Limp Bizkit song, everything is @#$^ and everyone @#$%@. r/awfuleverything is here to collect the true worst of the worst together for you to scorn and shake your head reflexively. If you need a bit more of the world to look at in disdain and wonder at its ineptitude, look no further. These awful memes and will have you right where you want to be.

Anyone can tell you that The Cheesecake Factory is a building full of paradoxes. It's like it's telling you with all its heart that it wants to be fancy with all the lighting and the columns, and then you sit down and drink out of a plastic cup. Cheesecake is great, but the place itself really makes you think "how does this place still exist?" Maybe it fits the bill of "a place people can agree to go to." @MaxKreigerVG got extremely deep about America's gaudiest Cheesecake vendor.

The guy basically forced himself into the building and demanded a tattoo, even when he was told it couldn't be done. And to top it all off, this male Karen honestly didn't believe that the owner of a tattoo place might have a tattoo on his head. For a Karen at odds with another business owner, here's a lying Karen getting decimated by an owner's response. For some tattoo tales, here are some stories of tattoo choices that had people asking questions.

Oh boy, we've got a fresh collection of people taking ridiculous petty revenges on one another. Some folks just refuse to let other people's unconscious behavior roll off their back, and instead they proceed to hatch masterful, crazy petty revenges. These people certainly held nothing back. 

Check out another juicy petty revenge tale with this sister who always stole her sibling's food, so the sibling took revenge at the graduation.

Communication is key, and this manager who couldn't pay enough attention to make his own password got exactly what he asked for. As it turns out, this kind of thing isn't so rare. For another time someone at work wanted something but wasn't clear enough, here's a boss who demanded a demolished office but got more than that.

Ugh, there's a moment of shimmering hope in this Twitter thread when you almost think that strange old dude who showed up for the clothes dryer wasn't going to be a piece of garbage, but then boom, he's disgusting. We can only imagine what kind of emotional scarring was left from this terribly creepy encounter. The fact that the dude showed up at her house drunk again (late at night), adds a whole another layer of creepy stalker vibes to this thread. 

Oh man, you might in fact be sharing a planet with perfectly "functional" adults that are so entitled and clueless at the same time, that they don't understand how hourly pay works. We can only hope that this choosing beggar was playing dumb. Otherwise, they're in for a long road of rude awakenings, and necessary reality checks. At least the reality checks will be free of charge! 

Check out another choosing beggar case with this entitled musician who expected a talented drummer to play a commercial gig for free.

In true Henry the 8th fashion, this guy has decided he wants a son to carry on his family name. Judging by some of the criteria here, it looks like the kind of thing an entitled person who makes laughable demands would try to pull off. It's unclear if writing up a big offer full of rules and ultimatums is a good way to carry on one's genes, but hey, most of us haven't tried. Either way, This dude is making some pretty wild promises about his future kid.

Cars are a strange semi-private space, and they give people an extra sense of security to be weird. That makes it harder to work a drive-thru job where you spend all day leering into people's cars. Some customers are even looking to freak employees out, which has gotta make work a little rough. For more customer service stuff, here are weird things Walmart employees witnessed and some totally mindless things said by credit card customers.

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the freakiest things that night time workers ever witnessed while on the job. There's something about night time that's always managed to bring out the craziest parts about this reality that we all share. Definitely gotta keep a watchful eye out if it's a full moon as well. 

If there's one thing that seems glaringly obvious in these stories of weird days on the job for Walmart employees, it's that there's pretty much never a normal day on the job when you're working at Walmart. Also, people really need to stop using Walmart aisles as their own personal bathrooms.