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Whole Bunch Of 2020 Memes Because Everything Fricken Blows

Hands down, 2020 has been one of the worst years in any currently living person's life. But who knows, maybe God will throw something worse at us in the future so let's not tempt him further. If you'd like a roundup of memes from a simpler time before this sh*tstorm began, click here.

Funny memes about how horrible 2020 has been | clown Mike Wazowski genuinely believed 2020 going be best year my life mel aka honey @melissaolive1ra 4/7/20 bomboclaat Show this thread 00 | Kylo Ren No one: God after every month 2020: More! Disint -Core Trande More!
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Shower Thoughts That Will Blow Your Mind Through The Roof

Put your thinking (shower) cap on! It's about to get interesting.

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Have a look at the shower thoughts that you won't be able to get out of your head, and if you're in the mood to go "WTF" out loud check out these shower thoughts that will make you reach for the brain bleach.

funny wtf weird shower thoughts fringe moment | Shower Thoughts @TheWeirdWorld people talk about traveling past, they worry about radically changing present by doing something small, but barely anyone present really thinks they can radically change future by doing something small.
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WTF Shower Thoughts That Will Make You Want To Wash Your Brain

Can I get some brain bleach in here? Or that memory eraser from Men In Black? Some of these thoughts make me not want to live on this planet anymore...

Want More Shower Thoughts?

Try these intrusive shower thoughts that you won't be able to get out of your head, or maybe check out these mind-boggling shower thoughts that will blow your brain to bits.

funny wtf weird shower thoughts fringe moment | If phrases Nothing life is free" and best things life are free" are both true, then life really sucks O 6 days ago by bagelsforford
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Weekly Chairs Underwater Report (June 24, 2020)

Exactly what the title says. If you haven't come across this extremely niche subreddit yet, well, you're in for a treat. Some relevant terms you should be aware of:

NSFW = Not Submerged Fully in Water

MILF = Mostly Immersed Lawn Furniture

Check out the previous report if you are sufficiently intrigued and would like to see more.

top ten 10 chairs underwater of the week | scuba diver in diving gear swimming underwater next to a fully submerged wooden bench
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Woman Bombards Man's Phone With Storm Of Texts

This guy absolutely dodged a bullet. Seriously, there's a tireless energy to this storm of texts that are basically just a collection of red flags. One look at any of these texts is enough to nope out for good. 

Aggressive texter bombards guy's phones with paragraphs | Oh shoot. So sorry did not mean send s little embarrassing My old phone didn't allow send videos and since just got this one on Thursday still trying see can do and dunno pressed scrolling through my gallery but total accident and now really embarrassed so 's best don't talk anymore ?
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Persistently Uninterested Tinder Match is a Bullet Dodged

Pretty much the only benefit of online dating is that if you don't want to talk to someone, you don't even have to respond. Sometimes people don't do a great job of conversations, so we get moments like this. For some other dating mishaps, here are women who dated toxic "nice guys"  as well as a woman who bombarded a man's phone with a storm of texts.

Dating conversation fail | 's fine Today 4:07 PM 's good sheep pictures is super cute by way. Is yours? Today 4:40 PM They're friends. And she" and he not an Sorry douchebag answers, but really hate small talk and feel uninspired let my guard down and let someone if feel like just on receiving end. Today 6:15 PM no fan small talk either but honestly 's pretty difficult start conversation with complete stranger out clear blue without much go on. And o
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"Chairs Underwater" Is A Ridiculously Niche Community

Turns out there is a subreddit entirely devoted to pictures of chairs inside bodies of water. No jokes, not being tongue in cheek. That's literally all there is to it. They even have a dedicated NSFW tag for chairs that are Not Submerged Fully in Water. Not to kink shame anyone but this is definitely a new one...

Have a look inside, perhaps you'll find out you're one of them aquatic chair lovers. Whatever floats (or sinks) your boat (or chair).

top ten 10 chairs underwater of the week | abandoned old chair with its back sticking out from a green pond lake outside in nature
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Fresh 2020 Memes We Can Mark Off In 'Apocalypse Bingo'

Remember the Apocalypse Bingo memes? They just seem to get more fitting every single day. In this particular installment of horrendous 2020 memes, we've got COVID-19, Anonymous, Ebola's return, and now...drum roll please... mass protests! Have fun!

Funny dank memes about how horrible 2020 has been | Joaquin Phoenix the Joker watching TV 11:59 pm d 31,2020 12:00 Jan 1, 2020 pt2 she | Southpark 2020 Is fucking shambles Anonymous BAAAAAAAAACK !
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Wild Junk People Tried Selling Online

When most people find themselves with garbage, they throw it away. But a select charismatic few of us will look at a broken hammer and say to themselves "someone will pay top dollar for this vintage, fixer-upper hammer." They will go on to try to sell dumb junk online. Does any of this unusual stuff ever sell? Who knows. At least someone tried.

weird and funny things people tried selling online | Bucket $100 MESSAGE Red bucket comes handy during holiday season, Christmas is over so no longer need Turn this $100 investment into an almost unlimited amount money during holidays SALVATION ARMY | gaming chair brand new
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Tumblr Thread: Pokémon's Probability System Is Madness

Tumblr just loves to go all in on meticulously studying the ins and outs of different movies, shows, video games, etc. It's a place of countless rabbit holes. This one in particular is a great one to fall down. It takes a look at one of the world's most loved and adored video games, Pokémon. 

Tumblr dissets Pokémon's probability system, and it's amazing | rocketreturns remember mirage island shit pokemon r/s/e fucked nonsense ask-oncies-jizz had talk an old man once per day. then game would generate 2 random number bytes. those bytes would have both match also random and unseeable personality values one party pokemon. assuming had full party 6 roughly 1/10000 chance. thats rarer than finding shiny. and this wasn't once per random encounter this once per day. this only way find liechi
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Tumblr Thread: Game Warden Who Let Poachers Reel Him Up In Scuba Gear

There's taking your job seriously and then there's laying in wait underwater so you can grab ahold of a an illegal fishing line, get reeled in and scare the crap out of poachers. For some other weird history, here's the very fast story of the first soldier to take way too many military grade amphetamines.

Tumblr story of game warden who let poachers reel him in in scuba gear to catch them | Terry Grosz fish and game warden caught illegal fishers by waiting Eel river wetsuit and reeled himself fisherman cast out their lines. After writing citations and confiscating their fishing rods, he went back into river and swam away. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com
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Things that are Surprisingly Dangerous

If you needed some more stress in your life, here are some seemingly mundane things that can be more dangerous than you'd expect. It turns out a lot of stuff that you see and do every day is heavy, poisonous, and otherwise surprisingly deadly. For some more bummers, here are not-so-fun facts to feel bad about.

Things that you wouldn't expect to be dangerous but are | tomato_soup_ 6.0k points 12 hours ago Palm trees. They are so much heavier than they look and their branches can kinda just fall off without warning Echospite 1.8k points 9 hours ago Aussie here. Beware eucalypt on hot day middle drought. Eucalypts shed branches stressed. Usually 's small clusters, but sometimes jump six feet hear massive CRASH outside and see huge motherfucker on lawn amount times almost had one land on our car
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Lousy Liars That Got Called Out Online

These liars just keep coming out of the woodwork. For whatever reason, a ton of people that use the internet have convinced themselves that other folks don't know any better when it comes to fact checking. On top of that, some of these lies are just plain lousy. Fortunately, we have our fair share of people who are ready to shine the light of truth on all the fabricated nonsense. 

A collection of times that people got called out for lying online | love food here but not tonight had awesome asparagus till tonight out date asparagus. Told manager and he argued with Who does am manager at hair alon. Customer is always right no matter Like Response owner 6 months ago Our asparagus is brought fresh daily KNOW food excellent wrote this because were caught walking tab (literally snuck out back door) without paying bill | My landlord wants play but he picked wrong tenant IS RESPO
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Terrifying Signs that make their Message Clear

There are many hazards in this world, and appropriately there are many ominous signs that speak the language of fear. You never know it there could be some hidden mine shaft or risk of monkey attack. Whether they're warning of some totally extreme danger or their scary in their own right, it's usually best to pay attention to spooky signs.

ominous and scary warning signs | STOP Extreme Heat Danger Walking after 10 AM not recommended HEAVTRIORERORRUBOteReA. Si sconsiglia fortemente di uscire dopo le 10 am Das Wandern spaeter als 10 Uhr morgens ist nicht zu empfehlen Uwaga. Chodeenie po 10 rano jest hardro niebespiecane est deconsel de marcher apres 10 h du matin No se recomienda realizar caminatas despue de las 10.00 .m | Ts better correct an unsafe friend than bury one.
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25 'Unfun Facts' For People Who Want To Feel Unsettled

We've been seeing a lot of wholesome content lately. It makes sense. When the world feels bleak, most people need a little positivity to remind them that even the pain is temporary. This post is not for these people. Reddit user u/mc_gnome took to r/AskReddit requesting people share some 'unfun facts' on the thread. The responses weren't just 'unfun,' they're actually mind-blowingly morbid and depressing. But some people, like us, enjoy learning of the cruelty of nature. And these posts are for you.

Cringey and unsettling facts from AskReddit, disturbing animal facts, yikes, crigneworthy | gkibbe 11h 4 Awards People who handle cockroaches develop allergies them. This usually prevents them drinking pre-ground coffee because cockroaches get grounded with large batches. Reply 21.7k
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Various Tumblr Gems to Keep the Day Moving

Tumble users are one part creative chaos, one part boredom, and one part sleep deprivation. Throw in some extremely specific pop culture references and you've got a recipe for some hilarious and totally random Tumblr gems. You never know what people are gonna pull out of their heads and spit out as totally random Tumblr gems to occupy existing.

Funny random tumblr memes | -am--fish everytime stay at hotel take bite out soap bar confuse cleaning staff damaramegido hey op real quick Actual fuck transselkie Hey op do realize by actually biting chunk fucking soap are fact one losing karo-chic y'all are just jealous op is brave enough monch on forbidden chocolate am--fish living dragon-hated-art does forbidden chocolate taste like -am--fish soap | neutraldankhotel eats 100 ears corn two hours am corn king cannot be outcorned eats 101 ears
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