Walmart is a dangerous, dangerous place, and one must never venture there alone or there won't be back-up evidence for the strange sightings you will see. Be cautious.
WARNING: Prepare to be hit by a monstrous wave of expletives. This stalker's insanity-riddled rant is guaranteed to give you some cringe convulsions. Someone clearly didn't wake up on the right side of the bed....for the entirety of his life. I mean, you making (volatile, aggressive) moves or what, bro?
Walmart has an uncanny knack for bringing out the absolute worst in people. Is it something with the air in those big 'ol sprawling buildings, or what? We need ex-Walmart employees to band together and put together a grim and unapologetic book of their worst stories!