Via: Emily Witt
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Welcome to the wonderful world of emotions, little lady. From here on out, it's all downhill.

Poor Mila somehow went the past year without knowing that Maroon 5 frontman and apparent heart throb Adam Levine got married to Behati Prinsloo. If she went that long, there probably wasn't any real reason for her mother to break the news and the little girls heart.

But, talk she did and now Mila howls from her buckled in car seat in a way that echoes the existential longing reverberated deep within each of us.

We are all Mila.

Mom gets 800 rounds of ammo from Toys r us when she ordered a Minecraft sword.
Via: 13news now
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Maybe the kid was running Flan's Mod?

All a Virginia Beach mother wanted to do was order a foam Minecraft sword for her son's eighth birthday from Toys R Us. Well, apparently, someone in that supply line had a sh*tload of ammunition they wanted to get rid of.

Because when the online shopper opened the UPS delivered package Sept. 30, that's what she found.

Local channel 13 News Now has the story:

Jasemin Stephenson says she ordered a "Minecraft Foam Diamond Sword" from the toy store's website last week.

When the package arrived Tuesday, Stephenson says she found 800 rounds of 9mm ammunition in the box, along with the sword.

13News Now has reached out to Toys "R" US and is still waiting to hear back.

Crazy, right?

Here's the video from 13 News Now.

Spider man pulled a family out of a burning car on the way to reattach a finger.
Via: Daily Mail
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Well, here's one for you.

According to The Daily Mail, an English family was driving down the road when their vehicle caught fire in a bad way. Smoke was pouring out of the car and onto a pregnant Lucy Day, Stephen Grant and their three-year-old daughter.

Luckily, Spider-Man was there.

Or rather it was Tom Roche, a children's entertainer who happened to be driving by in his full Spider-Man outfit.

He stopped and rescued the family from the burning automobile.

Mr Roche, 24, who was with his girlfriend, said: 'We could smell unburnt petrol and could see smoke pouring out from under the car.

'It was like something out of an action film, I was expecting the car to explode at any second.

'We tried flagging them down and when they stopped I was shouting at them to get away from the car.

'We called them over to us and they got in the car.

She was saying "we need to go to hospital", so we drove over there as quick we could.

All this while I was dressed in a full-body latex Spider-Man costume.'

Now you may be wondering, 'Why were they headed to the hospital?'

Good question.

That's because Grant had apparently cut his finger off using a lawnmower and it needed to be reattached.

So Roche/Spider-Man high-tailed it to the hospital where doctors successfully put the finger back on.

There's still no cause determined in what caused the fire, but it ended up looking like this:

What are the odds of all of these things happening?

Human back backs take a turn on the Rick Owens runway
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People are falling head over heels for these fall fashions.

Rick Owens had his big show at Paris fashion week Oct. 1 and think, and models, really took a turn.

As The New York Times reported, it started out normally enough:

Then came the first of many models who wore fellow travelers on their backs like knapsacks, trussed to them with padded straps, face up, face down, upside-down or trailing: women bearing women, often in gymnastic contortions. (They were reportedly local gymnasts.) "She ain't heavy," the message seemed to run, "she's my sister."

It was transporting and affecting (not least because of the live performance by the vocalist Eska), as well as confounding and odd. There were gasps and iPhone photos, but no immediate explanation from Mr. Owens, a provocateur with a long history of and taste for on-the-runway theatrics.

No word on the cost of such high fashion.

Idea of the Day: Netflix And Chill is The Perfect Halloween Costume
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Hey, you! Yeah, you. Are you the kind of person who is always scrambling to make a Halloween costume last minute?

Well, forget the classics. The Internet has found the perfect cheap and easy Halloween costume, and it is so 2015.

If you don't know what "Netflix and chill" means, take a look at this handy guide we created. Or you could always just watch the Netflix and Chill Song.

We present to you the Netflix and chill Halloween costume...

After getting caught up on the cool kid lingo, just pick up a bag of ice and print off a Netflix logo. You're all set for Halloween! And some wink, wink chilling.

Pizza pouch answers the question no one asked.
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Have you ever been just hanging out and had an immediate urge for a cold, stale slice of pizza that you have to remove from a plastic pouch?

Have you ever wanted an edible necklace of old pizza?

Have you ever wanted other people to know that you have an uncontrollable need for pizza and absolutely no patience?

No. The answer to all of these questions is 'no'.

But still, if you want to buy a pizza pouch, you have that option as a free, individual human.

As described on the website:

No one should ever be without pizza. Sadly, (often tragically) pizza is not always available for immediate hand-to-mouth consumption. Prepare yourself. Keep and carry a backup slice with this specially designed Pizza Pouch. A durable zip-lock sealing neck-strap pie slice device. Always fresh and ready. BONUS: Just wearing this Pizza Pouch will instantly make you more popular and attractive. It's a bold (and delicious) fashion statement. Portable pizza. The best invention since delivery. * Please Note: Due to the sudden (understandable) popularity and limited stock on hand, these may not ship until October 18. Be patient. Be strong. They will come.

Seriously though, if you put a slice of pizza in that thing and it's even just a little bit warm, won't all the cheese and toppings pull off of it when you shove your greasy, greedy hand into it to dig it out?

I'm buying three.

One for me. One for a Christmas present. One as a spare for me.

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