WTF Headline of the Day: Woman Grows a Potato in Her Snoo Snoo as DIY Birth Control

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WTF Headline of the Day: Woman Grows a Potato in Her Snoo Snoo as DIY Birth Control
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A young Colombian woman inserted a potato inside herself in a terrible attempt at contraception. After leaving the potato inside for TWO ENTIRE WEEKS she discovered the potato had started to germinate and grow roots. Colombia Reports claims the offending potato was removed without surgery, and the lasting effects should be psychological only.

The most shocking aspect of this idiotic ordeal is that it the Colombian woman's mother gave her daughter the idea to shove a potato inside of her vagoober. INB4 moms in the United States decide that the birth control pill gives you autism and start stockpiling potatoes.

WTF of the Day: Psychopath Massacres 920 Chickens With a Golf Club at a Foster Farms Chicken Ranch

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WTF of the Day: Psychopath Massacres 920 Chickens With a Golf Club at a Foster Farms Chicken Ranch
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At least one person broke into a Foster Farms chicken shed in Fresno County this month and used a golf club to kill 920 birds, officials said Tuesday.

Deputies arrived at the facility in Caruthers, southwest of Fresno, Sept. 20 and found that an intruder had pulled back a fence to gain access to the shed, the Sheriff's Office said in a news release. It said the intruder killed hundreds of chickens with a golf club "and possibly another similar type instrument."

Detectives are looking into a motive, but "whoever did something like this is pretty sick," Curtice said. "It would take a long time to do it…. People should be alarmed at something like that.
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Just wait until we find the suspect and he receives his punishment for this insane act of animal cruelty. U WOT M8