The trippiest scenes in movie history.

Not Safe For Work -- language, drug use, and WTFs all around.

[flavorwire]

Don't let the bedbugs bite -- unless you're a crazy bedbug expert and need to feed hundreds of them with the flesh on your own arm.

Not for the faint of heart.

[doobybrain]

A mannequin hanging from a Las Vegas billboard emblazoned with "Dying For Work" had motorists lighting up 911 switchboards at the crack of dawn this morning -- drivers were convinced they were seeing a real person swinging from the rope.

Another billboard in the Las Vegas area read "Hope You're Happy Wall St.," with a second mannequin hanging from the edge.

No one has claimed responsibility for the creepy hangmen, though the website for Occupy Las Vegas applauds the displays, and accuses Nevada lawmakers of slashing social aid programs in the down economy.

"People saying it's in bad taste are living sheltered lives," says Sebring Frehner, an Occupy supporter. They "don't pay attention to what affects the working class."

[death+taxes]

If you're not using a Jack of Clubs to slice watermelon, you're doing it wrong.

[boingboing]

Ice cream is one of life's simple pleasures. This fact is irrefutable.

It takes a lot, then, to make the frozen dairy treat into a construct of pure horror. Observe this commercial.

[nerdcore]

Try to watch it just once. And then try to go on with the rest of your life.

[drawn]

There are no words.

[thanks, slade!]