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It's the final seconds of Game 3 of the NBA Finals.

Chris Bosh, LeBron James, and Dwyane Wade sink five of six free throws.

A 6-year-old Thunder fan collapses in a puddle of tears.

"I hate Miami!"

[hypervocal]

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The material collected by investigators after the Feb. 26 shooting death of Trayvon Martin was released today by George Zimmerman's lawyers on his website, and includes the results of a voice stress test that Zimmerman passed, a video re-enactment, a handwritten statement, and audio interviews.

Here are excerpts from Zimmerman's version of events, according to the newly released material:

"He took my head and slammed it against the concrete several times, and each time I thought my head was going to explode and I thought I was going to lose consciousness." "I started screaming for help. He told me to shut the f**k up, and I was suffocating." "I didn't want him to keep slamming my head on the concrete so I kind of shifted. But when I shifted my jacket came up…and it exposed my firearm. That's when he said you are going to die tonight. He took one hand off my mouth, and slid it down my chest. I took my gun aimed it at him and fired."

In related news, Sanford City Police Chief Bill Lee was fired Wednesday following widespread criticism of his department's initial investigation into the shooting.

[abc]

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A solo arrangement of "Somebody That I Used To Know," by English guitar teacher Mike Dawes.

The Reddit post title sums it up perfectly: "I was over Gotye, but WOW."

[reddit]

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This baby goat, likely disabled, has made lemonade out of lemons. Nicely done.

[ohhaveyouseenthis]

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Mitt Romney's five sons visited Conan on Wednesday night to discuss their dad's campaign.

Money quote: "We're nervous about it."

[teamcoco]

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Whatever "Hot Potato Style" may be, it's going to cause a fair amount of trauma to the optic nerve.

[coilhouse]

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Know This:

Read This:

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Look At This:

Tea Time Twitter: @CentralCasting Tea Time Tumblr: To Be French Tea Time List: 10 Important Life Lessons We Learned From Children's Books

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Movie remix master Pogo turns his talents on Pulp Fiction.

Bonus: Here's how he does it.

[highdefinite]

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The international trailer for The Watch, starring Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, and Jonah Hill. Out July 27.

[foxstarindia]

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UPDATE: Online donations to send Karen Huff Klein on "the vacation of a lifetime" have nearly reached $40,000. Click here to contribute.(Also -- looks legit. The kid who started the fundraiser says he is working on transferring control of the donations to Klein.)

Read this and weep -- Karen Huff Klein, a 68-year-old bus monitor for the Greece Central School District in Rochester, NY, recently was harassed to tears by a group of teens, who captured their abuse on video and gleefully shared it on Facebook.

Their bullying is tough to stomach, but here are a few choice excerpts:

  • "You f**kin' fat-ass, look at all this flab right here."
  • "What size bra are you? Triple sag?"
  • "She's gonna pick out which kid she's gonna rape next."
  • "You touched her arm flab. It's all stinky and smelly."
  • "She probably eats deodorant because she can't afford real food."

No one deserves to be driven to tears by juvenile delinquents with big mouths and no shame. Help send these kids to prison here (though this link contains some offensive content, itself).

(Not Safe For Work -- teenage a**holes.)

[hypervocal]

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Meet Millie the Bengal cat, who was promoted to security guard for some of the UK's best-selling toys after she was spotted trolling the factory floor.

"We are expecting a bumper year this Christmas with orders starting to fly in from retailers putting in their requests, including new boys action toy releases for Ben 10 and Power Rangers," a factory spokesman said. "'With the appointment of Millie the security cat, our toys are now very well protected."

Millie's owner weighs in on her cat's success: "Millie has always had a very vigilant personality and doesn't mind long hours alone."

Millie will be paid in cat food and fish.

[metrouk]

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Today on The Daily What Geek: Stan Lee makes a cameo in the new Spider-Man game

Elsewhere on the Internets:

  • Set: A new world record, for longest drill bit drilled up a nose
  • Planned: Another Sesame Street movie
  • Official: A Ben & Jerry's flavor dedicated to Walter White
  • Paying Off: Obama's shift on illegal immigrants
  • Doubling Down: Radio host stands by calling Obama "a monkey"
  • Leaked: Carly Rae Jepsen's follow-up to "Call Me Maybe"

Lunchtime Tumblr: San Diego Zoo Lunchtime Learning: Why Do People Feel Phantom Cell Phone Vibrations? Lunchtime List: The 20 Funniest Tweets About Adam Carrolla's "Women Aren't Funny" Quote

[mmm]

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Remember Bill Murray's exuberant slide into home during a recent Charleston RiverDogs game delay? His antics landed him in the South Atlantic League Hall of Fame on Tuesday. Here's his gem of an acceptance speech.

[sbnation]

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Michael Boatman, Julie Bowen, Simon Helberg, and John Oliver are seriously funny in "A World Without Math," part of a Save the Children campaign for math education programs in Bangladesh and Malawi.

[savethechildren]

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Matt Harding, of "Where The Hell Is Matt?" fame, presents his final around-the-world dance compilation. It's the end of an Internet era. Also, time for Matt to get a real job, like the rest of us.

[thanks, huhs!]