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Internet pedophilia icon Pedobear spoke with reporters this morning outside the Centre County courthouse in Pennsylvania, where Jerry Sandusky is being tried on 10 charges of child sex abuse. Lawyers rested their case today without calling the former Penn State assistant football coach to the stand. Sandusky faces life in prison if convicted.

Reporters were mum on Pedobear's exact statement.

[pennlive]

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All it took was a brass band and a flash mob dancing to Michael Jackson's "The Way You Make Me Feel."

[metro]

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Isabel B. from Toronto recently asked McDonald's: "Why does your food look different in the advertising than what is in the store?"

The fast-food giant answered her question with this video from a commercial shoot.

[detour]

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Wesley Warren, Jr., the Las Vegas man who suffers from a rare condition that has caused his scrotum to swell to 100 pounds, has refused a free $1 million corrective surgery from Dr. Oz, all because he wants to retain the rights to his story.

Apparently, the celebrity he receives for his condition outweighs his physical discomfort -- and the fact that he has to enclose his giant scrotum in a hooded sweatshirt when out in public.

[death+taxes]

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  • Recreated: Futurama's opening sequence, as live-action
  • Clamoring: No one, for news stories about Mitt Romney
  • Clueless: Joe the Plumber, who says the Holocaust can be blamed on gun control
  • Stable: Hosni Mubarak, barely, after reports Tuesday that he'd been pronounced clinically dead
  • Bailed: Jim Carrey, on Dumb and Dumber To

Morning List: Reddit's 6 Most Shameful Moments

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In Disney/Pixar's first prequel, Monsters University, we learn how Mike and Sulley overcame their differences to become the best of friends. Billy Crystal, John Goodman, and Steve Buscemi return.

In theaters June 21, 2013.

[disneypixar]

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Finally, a parody of something, ANYTHING, besides "Call Me Maybe" -- and it's a good one.

Bonus: The One Orientation guys make clear that they mean no disrespect toward One Direction:

We are ONE DIRECTION FANS! This is not intended to be negative towards the band! We DO NOT THINK THEY ARE GAY! We love the song and this is our FUN take on it. EQUALITY for all. Thanks for sharing!

[towleroad]

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Rhett and Link are thoughtful guys. And turns out, they think about a lot more than bacon.

[rhett&link]

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Know This:

Read This:

Watch This:

  • Season 2 of Jabari Presents -- a webseries about artists on the brink of success -- is almost finished.

Look At This:

Tea Time Tumblr: Celebrity Googly Eyes Tea Time List: The 6 Creepiest Lines The Food Industry Is Feeding You

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Xi'an Up Close, an investigative program that airs in China, has become an international laughingstock after airing this report Saturday about a "mystery mushroom" that was discovered by villagers in a rural part of the city. (Subtitles are uploader's translations.)

News channel Xi'an TV released this statement today:

An open letter to all netizens and viewers: Hi everyone, one of our news reports which aired last night has made everyone laugh. This incident has been widely followed, shared and commented on. As our reporter was still very young and unwise to the ways of the world, this report has brought great inconvenience to everyone. We'd like to take this opportunity to thank everyone from the bottom of our hearts for your criticism and correction. Please forgive our oversight!

(Not Safe For Work -- mushroom is actually sex toy.)

[reddit]

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Hosni Mubarak, the former dictator of Egypt who was ousted during last year's Arab Spring, has been declared clinically dead at the age of 84 -- though his lawyers say he is not dead yet. He had fallen into a coma after a heart attack and stroke.

Mubarak was sentenced to life behind bars on June 2 for suppressing a revolt against his rule in February 2011 during which nearly 850 protesters were killed.

[reuters]

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Just watch -- the bottom of the slinky doesn't move until the top end catches up to it.

Here's the scientific explanation, in case you can't wrap your head around it.

[kottke]

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Comedian Kevin Nealon reminds us that while there are a lot of problems we can't fix, making L.A. a no-kill city isn't among them.

[nokillla]

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Identical twin rappers Michael and Christopher Jones — aka Wax and Herbal T -- help Max, Herbal T's son, make his first music video, for the hit single "Milk In My Sippy Cup."

[hypervocal]

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Ten-man Chicago a capella group Gentleman's Rule presents the surprisingly stunning "Pachanelly Canon," which infuses the traditional wedding song "Pachelbel's Canon" with Nelly's 2001 hit "Ride Wit Me."

"Even though nobody actually got married, the day we shot the video felt like we were at an actual wedding -- it was a family affair," said baritone Will Lockhart.

[mashable]