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Whatever "Hot Potato Style" may be, it's going to cause a fair amount of trauma to the optic nerve.

[coilhouse]

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Know This:

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Look At This:

Tea Time Twitter: @CentralCasting Tea Time Tumblr: To Be French Tea Time List: 10 Important Life Lessons We Learned From Children's Books

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Movie remix master Pogo turns his talents on Pulp Fiction.

Bonus: Here's how he does it.

[highdefinite]

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The international trailer for The Watch, starring Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, and Jonah Hill. Out July 27.

[foxstarindia]

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UPDATE: Online donations to send Karen Huff Klein on "the vacation of a lifetime" have nearly reached $40,000. Click here to contribute.(Also -- looks legit. The kid who started the fundraiser says he is working on transferring control of the donations to Klein.)

Read this and weep -- Karen Huff Klein, a 68-year-old bus monitor for the Greece Central School District in Rochester, NY, recently was harassed to tears by a group of teens, who captured their abuse on video and gleefully shared it on Facebook.

Their bullying is tough to stomach, but here are a few choice excerpts:

  • "You f**kin' fat-ass, look at all this flab right here."
  • "What size bra are you? Triple sag?"
  • "She's gonna pick out which kid she's gonna rape next."
  • "You touched her arm flab. It's all stinky and smelly."
  • "She probably eats deodorant because she can't afford real food."

No one deserves to be driven to tears by juvenile delinquents with big mouths and no shame. Help send these kids to prison here (though this link contains some offensive content, itself).

(Not Safe For Work -- teenage a**holes.)

[hypervocal]

look at this patrolling c look at this patrolling cat millie the security cat - 6352391168
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Meet Millie the Bengal cat, who was promoted to security guard for some of the UK's best-selling toys after she was spotted trolling the factory floor.

"We are expecting a bumper year this Christmas with orders starting to fly in from retailers putting in their requests, including new boys action toy releases for Ben 10 and Power Rangers," a factory spokesman said. "'With the appointment of Millie the security cat, our toys are now very well protected."

Millie's owner weighs in on her cat's success: "Millie has always had a very vigilant personality and doesn't mind long hours alone."

Millie will be paid in cat food and fish.

[metrouk]

Lunchtime Links - 6352346112
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Today on The Daily What Geek: Stan Lee makes a cameo in the new Spider-Man game

Elsewhere on the Internets:

  • Set: A new world record, for longest drill bit drilled up a nose
  • Planned: Another Sesame Street movie
  • Official: A Ben & Jerry's flavor dedicated to Walter White
  • Paying Off: Obama's shift on illegal immigrants
  • Doubling Down: Radio host stands by calling Obama "a monkey"
  • Leaked: Carly Rae Jepsen's follow-up to "Call Me Maybe"

Lunchtime Tumblr: San Diego Zoo Lunchtime Learning: Why Do People Feel Phantom Cell Phone Vibrations? Lunchtime List: The 20 Funniest Tweets About Adam Carrolla's "Women Aren't Funny" Quote

[mmm]

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Remember Bill Murray's exuberant slide into home during a recent Charleston RiverDogs game delay? His antics landed him in the South Atlantic League Hall of Fame on Tuesday. Here's his gem of an acceptance speech.

[sbnation]

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Michael Boatman, Julie Bowen, Simon Helberg, and John Oliver are seriously funny in "A World Without Math," part of a Save the Children campaign for math education programs in Bangladesh and Malawi.

[savethechildren]

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Matt Harding, of "Where The Hell Is Matt?" fame, presents his final around-the-world dance compilation. It's the end of an Internet era. Also, time for Matt to get a real job, like the rest of us.

[thanks, huhs!]

Jerry Sandusky pedobear The Interpipes Are Leakin The Interpipes Are Leaking - 6352002304
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Internet pedophilia icon Pedobear spoke with reporters this morning outside the Centre County courthouse in Pennsylvania, where Jerry Sandusky is being tried on 10 charges of child sex abuse. Lawyers rested their case today without calling the former Penn State assistant football coach to the stand. Sandusky faces life in prison if convicted.

Reporters were mum on Pedobear's exact statement.

[pennlive]

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All it took was a brass band and a flash mob dancing to Michael Jackson's "The Way You Make Me Feel."

[metro]

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Isabel B. from Toronto recently asked McDonald's: "Why does your food look different in the advertising than what is in the store?"

The fast-food giant answered her question with this video from a commercial shoot.

[detour]

giant scrotum to each his own - 6351694592
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Wesley Warren, Jr., the Las Vegas man who suffers from a rare condition that has caused his scrotum to swell to 100 pounds, has refused a free $1 million corrective surgery from Dr. Oz, all because he wants to retain the rights to his story.

Apparently, the celebrity he receives for his condition outweighs his physical discomfort -- and the fact that he has to enclose his giant scrotum in a hooded sweatshirt when out in public.

[death+taxes]

Morning Links - 6351595264
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  • Recreated: Futurama's opening sequence, as live-action
  • Clamoring: No one, for news stories about Mitt Romney
  • Clueless: Joe the Plumber, who says the Holocaust can be blamed on gun control
  • Stable: Hosni Mubarak, barely, after reports Tuesday that he'd been pronounced clinically dead
  • Bailed: Jim Carrey, on Dumb and Dumber To

Morning List: Reddit's 6 Most Shameful Moments

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