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UPDATE: Online donations to send Karen Huff Klein on "the vacation of a lifetime" have nearly reached $40,000. Click here to contribute.(Also -- looks legit. The kid who started the fundraiser says he is working on transferring control of the donations to Klein.)
Read this and weep -- Karen Huff Klein, a 68-year-old bus monitor for the Greece Central School District in Rochester, NY, recently was harassed to tears by a group of teens, who captured their abuse on video and gleefully shared it on Facebook.
Their bullying is tough to stomach, but here are a few choice excerpts:
No one deserves to be driven to tears by juvenile delinquents with big mouths and no shame. Help send these kids to prison here (though this link contains some offensive content, itself).
(Not Safe For Work -- teenage a**holes.)
Meet Millie the Bengal cat, who was promoted to security guard for some of the UK's best-selling toys after she was spotted trolling the factory floor.
"We are expecting a bumper year this Christmas with orders starting to fly in from retailers putting in their requests, including new boys action toy releases for Ben 10 and Power Rangers," a factory spokesman said. "'With the appointment of Millie the security cat, our toys are now very well protected."
Millie's owner weighs in on her cat's success: "Millie has always had a very vigilant personality and doesn't mind long hours alone."
Millie will be paid in cat food and fish.
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Internet pedophilia icon Pedobear spoke with reporters this morning outside the Centre County courthouse in Pennsylvania, where Jerry Sandusky is being tried on 10 charges of child sex abuse. Lawyers rested their case today without calling the former Penn State assistant football coach to the stand. Sandusky faces life in prison if convicted.
Reporters were mum on Pedobear's exact statement.
Wesley Warren, Jr., the Las Vegas man who suffers from a rare condition that has caused his scrotum to swell to 100 pounds, has refused a free $1 million corrective surgery from Dr. Oz, all because he wants to retain the rights to his story.
Apparently, the celebrity he receives for his condition outweighs his physical discomfort -- and the fact that he has to enclose his giant scrotum in a hooded sweatshirt when out in public.
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