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Frustrated Owner Posts All The Stuff Their Cat Steals

Some cats bring home dead animals. This one brings home other people's stuff. Sometimes cats are just terrifically weird, like this cat that loves being in the fridge. Sure, it's likely this cat loves stealing gloves, but it goes without saying that this could also be the perfect cover for a person who loves to steal too. For a wholesome cat story, here's a tumblr thread about a human who befriended a cat that doesn't meow.

funny posts about neighborhood cat that steals people's stuff | Karen Neighbours Aug. 12 Laity/122 area if are missing these pm My cat out stealing again. Like Comment Share 64 Tina N Bad cat, bad cat, whatcha gunna do! 7 139051 SEATE 3 Write comment
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36 Fresh & Funny Tweets For Easy Scrolling

Twitter can be exhausting sometimes having to sift through the same not-so-hot take regurgitated over and over again. Just hand over the good jokes, amiright? We've curated a pretty good selection of hilarious tweets by the comedy novices and experts of Twitter to save you from the scroll fatigue. If you're in the mood to see some witty zingers and silly 280-character stories without wading through the monotony of Twitter, this is the gallery for you. 

funny tweets, twitter, funny, memes, witty tweets, jokes, fresh tweets, relatable tweets, comedy, lol, covid-19 | Zack Budryk @BudrykZack single most important thing man can do be an ally is give his woman friends permission give dudes at bar his number so they call he can angrily say 's not funny because she died 15 years ago very night
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The ignorance achieved such levels that Gordon Ramsay was genuinely bewildered as to how someone could possibly not mean to serve another person straight up rancid scallops. 

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Choosing Beggar Asks For Classmate's Notes, Gets Rejected, Has Meltdown

This choosing beggar couldn't keep their story straight from the start. Apparently, them not being able to mooch off a classmate's notes will result in them straight up starving. It seems as if these entitled choosing beggars and their wealth of irrational demands will never stop popping out of the woodwork. It's up to the rest of the world to serve them the reality checks for free, when the opportunities present themselves. 

Check out another wild choosing beggar case, with this YouTuber who demanded free commissions, got rejected, and then unleashed a storm of threats.

Girl asks her classmate for notes, gets rejected, and then has total meltdown | exam 3 notes sorry? W are gonna send notes exam three Hey, sorry don't really have notes this unit learned most this stuff already my other bio classes get already know but why does mean don't get notes W doesn't seem very fair
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13 Sad And Relatable Memes For All

Do you ever see a meme that is 100% something you do irl? Something you thought no-one else did? Imagine the feeling of realising you're not alone in some totally random thing you do, then multiply that feeling by a lot. And that's what the memes from r/2meirl4meirl are. Here's a whole new bunch of them to make you appreciate that there are other freaks out there just like you. And here's a collection from last week to keep you going.

sad memes, depressing memes, too true, funny memes | Sunglasses - kid says they want be like they grow up Thanks, but reconsider!
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Morning Wake Up Call: Fresh Animal Memes (November 22nd, 2020)

Goooood morning, fellow animal lovers who have excellent taste or otherwise wouldn't be here! There's truly no better way to start the day with some fresh animal memes! Memes, in general, are an excellent source for laughter, and when you combine that with animals, pure magic happens. And what could be better than starting your day off with a few laughs? Hopefully, it'll set the tone for the rest of your day and it'll be a happy one filled with laughter! 

If you're in need of a pick-me-up, or if you simply wish to continue with this laughter train, then be sure to venture over to last week's delightful animal memes that are still quite fresh! 

list of funny and fresh animal memes - thumbnail includes two memes one of a lion with a gorgeous mane "women: i hate my hair. no products work for me. Men after using body wash as shampoo:" and of a shiba inu sitting by a heater "the same few playlists that i keep playing over and over me"
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The Best Tinder Posts Of The Week (9 Memes)

The world of Tinder is a strange one. Hilarious to observe from the outside, probably fun to participate in (or brutal). Your success depends on your ability to craft clever sentences more than anything else. If you love to see the success or failure of those on Tinder, or just the weird things that go on there, check out our latest memes from r/Tinder. They're sure to make you laugh. 

tinder posts, funny tinder posts, memes, funny dating, online dating | Animal - Today, 9:31 AM Okay so will take meet dog Well full disclosure isn't my dog believe 's form cat fishing Sent
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People born before 1990 know exactly what we're talking about when we discuss the ancient, mystical tradition of finding dirty magazine stashes in the woods. Who put them there? Dads? Other kids? Big... Dirty? Join us this week as Melissa plunges into this particularly strange nostalgia wormhole and proves that, yes, this phenomenon is a REAL THING.


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Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (November 23rd, 2020)

Week by week, twitter falls in love with another new animal. And another one. And one more. We can't blame them. Our love for animals is hard to compare to many other things - it's pure, it's fulfilling, and it's entirely unending. We want all animals to be happy, and we want to know all about them. 

Twitter is always a good place to go to to find all of your latest, most talked about animals. Whether wholesome, cute, or funny, twitter has it all. But since we know that it's practically impossible to keep up with twitter's insanely fast paced love for animals, we have taken it upon ourselves to bring you the absolute best that twitter has to offer, just as a tiny delicious treat for the start of your week.

this week's best and most popular animal tweets thumbnail includes one tweet 'Text - Thoughts of Dog® @dog_feelings i do not "shed." i sprinkle my glitter 2:18 AM - Nov 17, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 9.1K Retweets 1.2K Quote Tweets 128.4K Likes'
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Bad Life Pro Tips That Won't Help at All

Self improvement is a noble pursuit, and all of us could use some advice here and there to help us live our lives better. Wherever that advice is, it won't be found here. These are all just dumb and bad life pro tips to not do. Maybe you'll get some directions on how to alienate your friends or make your life worse, but that's where the fun is.

funny and dumb advice to not do | If hang bananas like this bananas will take longer spoil because bananas think they are still tree | Oprah reveals she manages stay stress free at 64! Step 1: have billion dollars.
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Choosing Beggar Expects Free A/C To Be Delivered, Gets Rejected

There are way too many instances of choosing beggars complicating situations that involve people literally offering them free stuff. We're getting a strong vibe in this interaction that the choosing beggar was just dishing out all the excuses, to avoid having to do any actual "work" for their free A/C unit. Gotta love the aggressive positivity from the charitable person offering up the A/C. 

Check out some more juicy choosing beggar drama with this owner who responded to an absolutely ridiculous review of their auto shop.

A choosing beggar expects their A/C unit to be delivered for free, and gets rejected | Is really free? Is still available accepted request is still available and yes 's free because can't carry this 120lb thing by myself lol But there is another person who messaged before did, so let give her opportunity first and will get back Let's keep our fingers crossed! ok am single mother and could really use right now. Can have Hello will give her opportunity until tomorrow and if don't hear back her
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Confused Choosing Beggar Doesn't Understand Hourly Pay

Oh man, you might in fact be sharing a planet with perfectly "functional" adults that are so entitled and clueless at the same time, that they don't understand how hourly pay works. We can only hope that this choosing beggar was playing dumb. Otherwise, they're in for a long road of rude awakenings, and necessary reality checks. At least the reality checks will be free of charge! 

Check out another choosing beggar case with this entitled musician who expected a talented drummer to play a commercial gig for free.

A confused choosing beggar doesn't understand how hourly pay works | 7:08 PM Qi 60% Home (1) Hi heard did advertising designs, would be able design poster advertising nightclub? Sure can do usually charge €25 an hour and would probably take 2-3 hours make, is ok can now call each other and see information such as Active Status and read messages.
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30 Stoner Memes For The Bored & The Blazed

A lot of potheads out there had high hopes for legalization in 2020 and the recent election delivered. Now, only fifteen states still outlaw marijuana (the straight edge states), but it's only a matter of time until those stinky trees spread all across the nation. Until then, let's enjoy some dank stoner memes and a giant plate of nachos. 

stoner memes, funny memes, stupid memes, legalize it, funny, memes, dank memes, marijuana, weed, 420 | @acidkawhi bitch mean food elijah @fakeleny 1d has anyone tried making edibles but without weed? like virgin edibles or something | Stoner thought day Each time light lighter lighter gets lighter until lighter gets so light wont light
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50 Time-Wasting Memes Both Old And New

Some people in this world only want the freshest and most niche memes. Others want the tried and true memes of yore. This gallery is a mix of the two. At the end of the day, the only thing that matters to us is having funny content to distract ourselves from the pain of reality. And these memes really do the trick.

Funny dank memes, random memes, stupid memes, funny | ima stay off social media my mental health today Also me Matthew McConaughey smoking nervously while checking phone | The single most important thing a man can do to be an ally is give his woman friends permission to give dudes at the bar his number so when they call he can angrily say that's not funny because she died 15 years ago that very night
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27 Literary Memes For The Bookworms

Sup nerds, these memes are for you. They're for the people who would rather be reading than socializing, or for those who have a pile of books stacked up on their nightstands that they fully intend to get through at some point. Check out more book-related memes here!

Funny memes about books, reading | placing book just bought on my shelf read next Literally all my other books: More lies | Main characters explaining they don't want be put through hell anymore author road to el dorado
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Cute Eye Bleach For When Your Eyes Have Seen Enough

Seen too much bad news lately? Join the club. If you feel like you're severely depleted of serotonin, here's a quick fix: feast your eyes on these fresh pics and vids from r/eyebleach. Here you'll find the sweetest, fluffiest, most innocent and squeeze-worthy animals that will have your faith in life restored in no time. Check out last week's collection if you need them too. 

eye bleach nice things to look at cute baby animals cats and dogs adorable kittens and puppies small smol cow bunny to cleanse your soul remedy cure | Posted by u/kiyoshi69000 2 days ago 3 3 Hello, did someone say pspsps ?
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