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Entitled Teen Wants To Steal Tattoo Artist's Design, Doesn't Understand Their Anger

Man, it's got to be profoundly frustrating to be a tattoo artist in a day and age rife with entitled individuals like the one we have here. For whatever puzzling reason the kid in question thinks that it's totally chill to go and steal a tattoo artist's design, ask them for an edit, and then they have the audacity to question the artist's frustrated response. At that point it seems like the entitlement has clouded the individual's head to such an extent, we're not even sure that the typical reality check would get anything done. 

An entitled teen wants to steal a tattoo artist's design, doesn't understand their frustration. | going get tattoo. 1h Reply Hide replies sel tattoo rights and linework on my Etsy buy and can get clean like work file give tattooer! 1h Reply
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Picky Eater Husband Demands Fancier Meals

So like does this guy want his wife to make two dinners every night or something? Seems like if he doesn't want to do any cooking, he might have to learn how to grit through the pain and learn how to eat a vegetable. It's dietary drama like this that harkens back to this uncle who couldn't handle a vegan meal at a wedding and demanded a meat one.

Picky eater husband doesn't like that his wife makes fancy healthy food for herself and their child. | r/AmIthe. le Posted by u/Cantbethathealthy AITA making myself nice meals and not my husband? Not hole So preface by saying and my husband have vastly different tastes basically everything most part doesn't matter, but clash heavily comes food. Before met basically never ate out, drank nothing but water and unsweet tea (with occasional juice and ate mostly
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Employee Gets Back At Unreasonable Manager By Working Exact Hours

Many jobs require their employees to be on deck at irregular or unscheduled times, which can get a little hairy if they're not being paid for it. Many bosses know that this isn't exactly fair so they'll cut their employees some slack here and there when they know the schedule is weird. This manager didn't, so he got hit with the classic, much like this other employee who derailed their incompetent boss by working their scheduled hours.

employee gets back at manager by working exact hours | Posted by u/LiabilityLandon 1 day ago O 2 23 23 S 43 图19 can't be late anymore are work only set schedule. Ok boss oc M So after graduated college went back work at my high school job at large auto parts chain have few stories malicious compliance there because miserable place work with miserable management, but think this one takes cake.
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Guiding The Way To Another Caturday

Happy Caturday, fellow cat lovers! And thank you for choosing us to spend your Caturday with. On today's agenda, we've got a lovely selection of cat memes (just for you) and once you've devoured those, you can move onto the dessert... Which is more cat memes

Normally, we wouldn't enjoy eating the same thing twice in a row but when it comes to cat memes, we can always make an exception! After consuming your main dish and the dessert, it's time to take a giant catnap, preferably in the sun, as the sun rays hit your belly. Trust us, it's amazing. 

Have a wonderful Caturday everyone!

weeks hottest and newest cat memes - thumbnail includes two cat memes - one of orange cat sleeping next to baked goods "proud daddy with his new litter" and one of a kitten sitting inside its food bowl "who keeps puttin' all these lump things in my chair?"
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People's "No One is Gonna Believe This" Moments

It's hard when something extremely strange or unlikely happens, because you want to tell someone without sounding like a liar or moron. People are right to be skeptical, but why would anyone lie about walking in on a vested goat eating a roll of toilet paper? You've got moments like these strange events people can't explain logically that make you think, "how am I gonna tell anyone about this?" It's so hard to explain rare and unlikely moments that went against the odds. 

unlikely and weird stories | visions1013 14 hours ago saw bird unscrew lightbulb once.
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Funny Tumblr Moments and Sweet Ripened Tweets

Put a massive group of literate people together and what do you get? A pristine futuristic world of understanding, compassion and justice? Hell naw, you get weird stories, stupid jokes, funny tweets and tumblr gems to quote later. The internet is big enough for anyone digging through funny tumblr gems to find whatever their hearts desire.

funny jokes from twitter and tumblr | Dee @figgled 's kinda fucked musicians eat sandwiches by placing them inside trombones and honking them into each other's mouths 18/4/17, 12:32 pm skirtsuit-angel this is an example defamiliarization, where something totally normal, conventional, and ordinary like honkwiching is taken and described as something sounds weird and foreign Source: memewhoreMehGyver @AndrewNadeau0 | After leaving Willy Wonka's factory WIFE WIFE WIFE: Lot deaths LOT deaths tour!
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Jerk Boss Bumps Vacation, Employee Changes Passwords and Leaves

If there's ever a time to show your worth at a company, it's when you're not around to put out all the fires. This boss just had to have his vacation exactly when he wanted, even if that meant screwing over his employee. His poorly timed request for new passwords ensured things wouldn't run smoothly when the employee ended up taking a break. For another boss that did it to themselves, here's an employee who derailed their incompetent boss by working their scheduled hours.

Employee changes passwords and then goes on vacation story | Posted by u Morgoth 9 hours ago 2 3 2 35 3 Force take my vacation time dont want and tell secure my station by freshening up my passwords before go? Okay boss. oc s start with, my boss had his moments. Sometimes he dick who would push off on my raises or screw with my system, sometimes he would hook up and make my life pleasant. This not one latter.
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Please Enjoy Watching These Pandas Frolic In The Snow (GIFs)

Pandas are adorable roly poly creatures, and this fact is only heightened when it snows. The National Zoo released a video over the weekend of giant pandas Tian Tian and Mei Xiang rolling around and sliding in the snow in their habitats in Washington D.C. Only about 2 or 3 inches of snow fell, but that was more than enough for the pandas to have a great snow day. Enjoy the GIFs below, and if you're after more cute animal stories, check out these cute dwarf giraffes

These giant pandas love playing in the snow
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People Who Desperately Didn't Get The Joke

Sure the internet has the potential to connect us with savvy, like-minded individuals, but it also gives us more deaf ears for jokes to fall on. Maybe it's poor reading comprehension or maybe it's not wanting to get the joke in the first place. It's amusing, but also kind of sad to see so many people aggressively not getting the joke.

funny times people didn't understand memes and jokes | Want know just big Texas really is This is fake | as tiny filled with KEN JRES. TM Why did they put so much detail his head then just give him stick figure body? Hahahha shut up I'm pretty sure 's his tie
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Classic Sayings That Are Kind Of Wrong

Maybe we need to modernize our list of idioms, because a lot of them seem to be wishful thinking. Between the many contradictory sayings, the ones that can't stand to scrutiny, and the ones that are flat-out wrong, it seems like we're ready for an update. Some popular sayings are just kind of BS. And for others, the full versions of those classic sayings totally change their meaning.

common idioms and sayings that are untrue | Smile-Fearless 2 days ago edited 1 day ago 4 4 More "If don't succeed first time, try try again had fourth grade teacher COMPLETELY against this saying. Her reasoning if doing wrong? Then just continue do wrong until give up out frustration. So, she preferred say "Keep trying different ways until get right".
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Employee Gets Karen Translator Fired For Being Difficult

Wow, after reading through this glorious tale of pro revenge it would seem that this Karen translator was so aggressively clueless that she didn't even realize her job was pretty much useless. If one is able to lock down a paying gig that doesn't actually really carry any weight in a company's profitability, then it's probably wise to not stir up a fuss about someone else who's a big player for the company. 

Employee gets a translator fired for them insisting on being difficult. | r/ProRevenge Join u/ROKexpat 1d got our translator fired working job had operating one our offices overseas would have business expenses, and those receipts would be language country were obviously. Those expenses were things like printer ink, office equipment, cleaning services, marketing costs, all pretty standard stuff. Well around this time got new VP over our region who worked out head office LA. This VP came up with
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Craziest Excuses From Students That Ended Up Being True

Sometimes the truth is indeed stranger than fiction. This AskReddit thread pays homage to the absolute wildest excuses that ever came across teachers' desks from students. If anything it's threads like this that can once again awaken us to the reality that we never really know what's boiling underneath the surface of someone's otherwise, seemingly pleasant life. Whole lot of crazy stuff going on in this world. 

Craziest excuses from students that ended up being true. | kajigleta 11h Showed up late college final because his neighbor's apartment on fire. He smelled like fire smoke so gave him an extension on time limit.
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Stuff That Look Like Tasty Food But Isn't

There's so much stuff out there that looks like tasty food, it's a shame that a lot of it is housing insulation, spackle, spider eggs and dice. In a perfect would we could eat a rock that looks just like a steak, and we'll have to settle for using our imaginations. We're sorry, you tempting delicious cliff steak.

things that look like food but aren't | Zachary D Long @invadingduck found them Frosted Mega Wheats. | forbidden pizza rock shaped like a pizza slice triangle with crust
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Choice Photoshop Trolls From The Master James Fridman

When you have a photoshop request, photoshop king James Fridman is the guy you go to to have your wishes cleverly misinterpreted. He's like the photoshop version of a genie from an old joke. Whether people want to look completely different or just add a touch up here and there, James Fridman is the guy to photoshop it into stupid oblivion.

Funny times James Fridman trolled people's photoshop requests | James Fridman Kelsey @icloud.com Hil! Can remove pole front Sure. couple at wedding and collapsed tent
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Dwarf Giraffes Exist and They Are Freaking Adorable

Dwarf animals are beyond cute. But did you know that giraffes, the lankiest animals on earth, can also have dwarfism? Scroll down to delight your eyes with the cutest thing you'll see all day. 

These dwarf giraffes are half the size of average sized giraffes.
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Run A Car Over This Beetle and It Will Survive

The diabolical ironclad beetle (yes, that's its real name) was discovered in October 2020 and it possibly the most indestructible creature on Earth. It is an inch long and will easily survive being run over by a car. Now that's tough. 

this is the world's toughest beetle
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