Still Not Safe to Go in the Water of the Day: Of Course There's a Giant Crocodile Surfing on an Australian Beach

Animal 911 of the Day: A Stranded Cat is Rescued From Under a Ferry Boat in Sweden

Cartoon of the Day: I Has a Coverage!

Oscar-Worthy Performance of the Day: VFX Takes Van Damme's Splits Into Sppppppaaaaaaace

Test of the Day: GLaDOS Explains Fusion and Fission for NASA

Feel-Good of the Day: Jimmy Kimmel Nearly Chokes Up Hearing About the Amazing Things This Kid is Doing for Cancer Patients

Mashup of the Day: Loopy Ravers Get the Musical Makeover They Deserve

Google "Street View" Maps Polar Bear Country

Photography is Not a Crime (But it Will Get You Mugged) of the Day: Punks Hate Google Glass

Our Greatest National Threat of the Day: A 911 Call About Under-Cooked Waffles

Monkey Business of the Day: After Stealing a GoPro, This Monkey Can't Help But Enjoy a Selfie

Seth Rogan Gives an Opening Statement Before a Senate Hearing on Alzheimer's Research

Goodbye of the Day: Comedian Laurie Kilmartin Takes to Twitter to Deal With her Father's Declining Health in a Beautiful, Hilarious Way

Retro Future of the Day: This Might be the World's First Photographed Selfie

Presented Without Comment of the Day: Conservative Texan Dan Patrick Accidentally Endorses Gay Marriage in a Twitter Typo

Fruity Fun of the Day: Fete du Citron is the Celebration of Oranges You Didn't Even Know You Needed