Kitty of the Day: Mercury Won't Let His Missing Limbs Stop Him From Doing Anything

Fake Ads of the Day: What if Hipster Companies Decided to Go Mainstream?

America "Reclaims" the Record for Fastest Production Car With the Hennessey Venom GT, Clocking in at a Ridiculous 270.49 MPH (435.31 KPH)

Artsy Fartsy of the Day: A Close-Up Look at the Morphing Paper Sculptures of Li Hongbo

Ridiculous Ad of the Day: Retail Chain EDEKA Hires the Most Interesting German to Promote... Groceries?

Robo-pocalypse of the Day: This Robot is Better at Flappy Bird Than Any of Us Could Hope to Be

Two Russians Find Out the Hard Way That There's No Such Thing as a Free Tow

Brand Interaction of the Day: One Man's Sordid Tale of Making Sweet Love to a Pizza

Tribute of the Day: Ghostbusters Fans are Paying Respects for Harold Ramis at NYC's Hook and Ladder 8 Firehouse

Justin Timberlake Gets Flipped Off at His Own Concert

Excuse Me, is This BBC News Elevator Going Down?

Only in Russia of the Day: Just a Teen On Fire Diving into a Snowbank. For Fun. No Worries.

The Guardian Prints That Patrick Stewart is Gay, and Stewart Has the Perfect Response

Total Grossness of the Day: Happy Birthday (HURK)

You've Seen it With Skateboards, but Check Out This Guy RUN Through a 360 Loop

How'd He Do That of the Day: The Ghostcube