This is Not "Free Willy" of the Day: You Should Definitely Avoid High-Fiving a Whale

Fad of the Day: Brooklyn Hipsters Are Feeding a New Facial Hair Transplant Craze

Windfall of the Day: A Couple Takes Their Dog for a Walk, Ends Up With $10 Million in Rare Coins

Jimmy Fallon and Paul Rudd Face Off in an Epic Lip Sync Battle

Russel Crowe Gets Really Clingy, Begs the Pope to See His New Movie

Science is Beautiful of the Day: Perfectly Preserved Aquatic Life Made Beautiful Through Embalming

Artsy Fartsy of the Day: Jun Kitagawa Wants to Unzip the World

Clever Analogy of the Day: How the Winter Storms in the US Are Exactly Like Justin Bieber

Shadow Play of the Day: Israeli PM Netanyahu Accidentally Gives Angela Merkel a Shadow Makeover

Streampocalypse of the Day: "Disney Movies Anywhere" Streaming Service Does Exactly What it Says on the Tin

Childhood Enhanced of the Day: Kids These Days Can Play ACTUAL Mario Kart. Blue Shells Not Included.

Muttbombing: The New Instagram Craze That Helps Shelter Dogs

Kitty of the Day: Mercury Won't Let His Missing Limbs Stop Him From Doing Anything

Fake Ads of the Day: What if Hipster Companies Decided to Go Mainstream?

America "Reclaims" the Record for Fastest Production Car With the Hennessey Venom GT, Clocking in at a Ridiculous 270.49 MPH (435.31 KPH)

Artsy Fartsy of the Day: A Close-Up Look at the Morphing Paper Sculptures of Li Hongbo