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Farmers That Were Completely Perplexed By Their Animals

Someone on AskReddit got an entertaining thread going about the times that farmers were left utterly puzzled by strange stunts that their animals pulled. Some animals are more mischievous than others. Or there's those chickens, and how they've been known to apparently let loose cursed cries if one mocks them. 

Farmers describe times that their animals left them completely confused | PrincessPoofyPants 4h My horse started army crawling get out paddock kept wondering he got out fence intact, until caught him do
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Fake Marine Gets Called Out, Threatens Arrest

Little did this lying fool seem to realize, but pretending to be a marine is the thing worthy of arrest in this ridiculous scenario. When will these liars ever learn that the rest of the world isn't having any of their BS? Maybe sometime in the future. 

A fake marine gets called out, and proceeds to threaten arrest | Gaming PC (Price Negotiable 1000 Still got sale? Today 10:49 AM Yep Okay sir/ma'am hope this is real and not scam wil| like get this my cousin doing his masters Zoology oversea member United State Marine Corps (USMC) but no longer town meet person.
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Dad Wants Free Painting, Gets Turned Down, Won't Pay Babysitter

This dad sounds like a toxic, entitled nightmare. Dude hires a babysitter who performs the duties as asked, and then has the audacity to not pay them. Completely ridiculous! 

Dad wants a free painting, gets turned down, and then won't pay the babysitter | Hi went pick up kids today saw had some empty canvas am looking gift my wife family portrait seen style and like wondering if be down could gift us as Christmas present love paint guys but saving those canvases have something on my mind. Or have paid commission. They're gallery style and are quite expensive at moment could probably paint them portrait fairly cheap if can get provide canvas yourself.
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Maintenance Guy "Fixes" Copier, Causes Thousands In Damage

The true wonder is that he thought he'd be able to fix the dang thing in the first place. The Dunning-Kruger was in full effect. Ouch. 

A ridiculous tale of tech support from a maintenance guy who caused thousands in damage | r/talesfromtechsupport u/rhunter1980•4d Join Maintenance guy "fixed copier and causes several thousand s damage. Epic TL:DR Maintenance" guy thinks he's copier tech, FUBARS several thousand equipment and gives office toner makeover. Back worked as field repair tech our standard response time get customer within 24 business hours. If called on Friday late day most likely see monday morning/noon think this
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Not even worth getting mad over, this is just plain old impressive. She managed to make it that far with no tutorial? Mad skills. 

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Diner Regular Gets What She Ordered, Pitches Hysterical Fit

Just cause you're a regular doesn't mean that you get a free pass for treating the hard working staff anything less than great. There's just some kind of mentality that seeps into the mind of a regular (sometimes), where they think that they can trouble the waiter/bartender because they've been there so many times, and leave a decent tip. Enough is enough. Sounds like these ladies did not make their return after staging a very unnecessary public freakout. 

A diner regular gets what she ordered and then pitches a fit about it | r/TalesFromYourServer Join u/fetalpiggywent2lab 302d She cried over her eggs Long LONG ONE SORRY. But thought just about most absurd encounters and had share, this last year. So own breakfast restaurant have served and bartended over decade and bought restaurant about 2 years ago now and is going really well, and most part people are lovely have lot dedicated regulars and like know them by name and memorize their order
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Entitled Lowballer Doesn't Understand Lowballing

What a classic choosing beggar scenario right here. They want something, they get the something, and then their own blinding entitlement leaves them convinced that they somehow got screwed over. It's fascinating (in a bad way) on some level to watch this kind of interaction so grossly devoid of logic, play itself out. 

An entitled choosing beggar doesn't understand how lowballing works | Hi l'm interested chairs if available Hello, yes they are am here all day all week, available anytime pickup if interested. Ok. Is whole set with bench and table also
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13 Gifs Of Animal Fails That Are As Funny As They Are Adorable

And wait for it... These animals may have failed in sticking their landing but It's alright, they've got the cutest factor going for them! 

Funny GIFs of animals and falling - no animals were hurt in any of these GIFs
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Entitled Woman Expects Free Ice Cream, Petty Spite Ensues

This woman was in dire need of a reality check. Fortunately for the rest of the world, someone was ready to give it to her. 

An entitled woman expects free ice cream, and ends up being served petty spite indeed | run an ice cream truck on side earn cash. Normally park tourist hot spots during peak hours. Today young girl ran up my truck and told her mother she wanted an ice cream mother told her no as she didn't have any money girl really cute and seemed excited so offered mum free ice cream as spur moment thing. Girl happy, mum happy happy they were happy.
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Boss Tries To Toy With Employee, Employee Engineers Their Downfall

This boss thought that they'd be able to play games with an employee who quite simply was more than ready to dish it back to them in true pro revenge fashion. And in this case, that pro revenge looks like the employee pretty much taking all of their clients. 

Boss tries to toy with employee, employee engineers their downfall | r/ProRevenge JOIN u/CallMeSwellington 14h 1 S 1 1 Girl Friday" with PhD takes over business ungrateful owner. This is long tale is also text book case why don't abuse loyal associates. My spouse second person hired at consulting company very specialized industry her 15 years with firm grew respectable three office (8-10 employees at each location) entity. She and owner grew business on contacts, expertise and presentation my
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Choosing Beggar Asks Man To Drive Hundreds Of Miles To Assess Soil

Alrighty, my dude, looking at the soil is not going to speed up the natural process of time, time needed to make those seeds grow. This is certainly one of the more wild curveballs that we've seen a choosing beggar throw. 

A choosing beggar asks a man to drive hundreds of miles to look at soil | hello would need talk about seeds please hello saw accept invitation are ready talk Hi mate s up? C sent seeds on reddit post but doesnt grow oh right, did remember add soil and water and time?
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Consultant Will Not Be Told What To Wear, Including PPE

Upon the suggestion for wearing something more casual at a job that included touring industrial settings and butchers, this consultant made it incredibly clear that they would not be told what to wear. It came to a bit of a halt upon the realization that some places have safety standards. For another work story, here's a CEO that didn't know what their departments did, resulting in a Karen catastrophe.

Consultant gets angry when being told what to wear, can't do her job | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/DanielCade 5 days ago Don't ever tell wear oc L Some years ago organisation work brought consultant make us more efficient and reduce waste. She working across number teams including team worked our team most our work is office based (about 75 but often work retail environments and occasionally industrial settings other teams consultant working alongside all seemed be totally office based.
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CEO Doesn't Understand What Departments Do, Karen Catastrophe Ensues

Nothing is more infuriating than dealing with someone who is higher up on the chain of command that makes decisions without having the necessary understanding of the company, to execute successfully. By the sound of it, this CEO took an otherwise functional structure and ruined it with a Karen who had no idea what she was doing. The CEO went so far as to put Karen in charge of the people that actually knew what to do. Oh, no. 

A CEO doesn't understand how departments work so he brings in a Karen that messes it all up | r/MaliciousCompliance Join u/ACFF 1y CEO didn't understand my department did apparently L Update at bottom. Thanks so much up votes and silver, gold and platinum really didn't think this would take off like this. Some backstory general troubleshooter my company. My job involved lot travelling different clients support. My area work is Ontario, Canada (where am based out and some nearby States United
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Guy Accidentally Ends Up On Retail's Most Wanted List

So, apparently these are the kind of tight situations that people can land themselves in when they have twins. Fun stuff. 

Guy accidentally winds up telling same lie over and over again | r/tifu u/isaacturon14• 12h Join TIFU by accidentally getting on retail chain's most wanted list M Funniest story ever. So my twin brother works at retail chain and gets very good discounts. He's allowed re with friends and family (but found out hard way he has be present At store my brother works at all employees need order get their discount is their employee ID, so he shared his with and told l'd be free use
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Girl Tries To Blackmail Tenant, Ends Up Paying Thousands

Man, we're not even sure who is worse in this equation: Wendy or the scumbag property management company. They let that place devolve into a complete mess of a housing situation. At least Wendy learned her lesson in the value of playing nice with everyone, and not doing something terrible like trying to scam a tenant out of thousands of dollars. 

Girl tries to scam tenant out of rent money, and ends up paying thousands | r/ProRevenge u/Infinite_Number 1d Join 1 1 1 1 Try scam out rent money? Have fun paying back six times amount, losing all friends, and getting exposed lies Obligatory "not sure if this qualifies as pro but is definitely step above petty ultimate result did give immense satisfaction see this girl try scam fail terribly, and have face financial, social, and legal consequences. tl;dr at end, since this is long one. This
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Careless Step Mom Learns Her Lesson

People that have the audacity to invite themselves over, and then refuse to follow the house rules are something else. This insensitive step mom used all the water during a gnarly drought, so a glorious case of petty revenge ensued. Check out another glorious case of pro revenge with this aggressive girlfriend who had the nerve to steal from her ex's bank account.

A mean step mom uses all the family's water, so she gets all her bottled water used | r/pettyrevenge Join u/bubonicplagiarism 9h ?1 Wicked witch water Not too long ago were grip one worst droughts have ever seen. Many old timers said worst they'd ever seen so yeah bad live on rainwater catch off house and shed roof and store tanks. At this time 's been well over 18 months since last time rained, so are buying water stock and being very, very frugal with our water ration house.
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