We can't even imagine the thought process that led to the creation of this insanity.
You would think that at SOME point during the construction of this essay he'd stop and ask himself one of the following questions: "Is this a good idea?" "Should I be posting this to social media for EVERYONE I KNOW to see?"
What makes this even more INSANE is the fact that after his post was ignored he proceeded to tag ALL of his female friends in comments below.
This is a truly legendary social media freakout.