soccer

Soccer. Not to be mistaken with football or any other random ball sports. A gentleman's sport full of goals dips dives cries and whistles. If you dream to bend it like Beckham, then get a laugh at these hilarious soccer jokes and puns.

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Depsite the 0-1 loss to Germany, the USA moves on due to Portugal defeating Ghana. Mueller scored in the first half with a stunner of a shot:



The US looked tired for much of the game and had a difficult time following their own teammates on the field. Eventually leading to this:



But the good news is that Theodore Roosevelt still approves:

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Here they are leaving the plane they actually arrived in:

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During the England vs Peru match, this guy picks off an opposing player from way up in the nose bleed section.

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Things get a bit technical, obviously, but the point is that 3D printing technology and modern neuroscience is going to let a paralyzed patient kick the first ball at the World Cup. How awesome is that?