Soccer. Not to be mistaken with football or any other random ball sports. A gentleman's sport full of goals dips dives cries and whistles. If you dream to bend it like Beckham, then get a laugh at these hilarious soccer jokes and puns.
Depsite the 0-1 loss to Germany, the USA moves on due to Portugal defeating Ghana.
Mueller scored in the first half with a stunner of a shot:
The US looked tired for much of the game and had a difficult time following their own teammates on the field. Eventually leading to this:
But the good news is that Theodore Roosevelt still approves: