soccer

Soccer. Not to be mistaken with football or any other random ball sports. A gentleman's sport full of goals dips dives cries and whistles. If you dream to bend it like Beckham, then get a laugh at these hilarious soccer jokes and puns.

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The FC Barcelona defender Dani Alves was preparing for a corner kick on Sunday's match when he noticed a banana tossed at him onto the pitch. Without missing a beat, Alves responds to the racist gesture excellently by picking it up and eating it.

"We have suffered [racism] in Spain for some time," Alves said after the game. "We aren't going to change things easily"

Friends, teammates, and fans responded to Alves' actions with pride in a similarly humorous fashion on Instagram and Twitter.





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Cristiano Ronaldo wants the ball boy to hurry up and give him the ball. Ball boy doesn't appreciate Ronaldo's tone.

SERVED.

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FootGolf is an officially recognized sport in the Netherlands, but the rest of the world still has room to catch up. The rules are simple: No cleats, wear a polo, and kick that ball towards the goal in one motion.

And now for an educational video:

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It's no secret the Beautiful Game is plagued by some abhorrent fan behavior. However, this extraordinary display of stupidity just raised the bar on hooligans around the world.

Sunday's match between Anorthosis and Omonia Nicosia was delayed ten minutes after some knucklehead thought it'd be cool to toss an explosive at an injured player. The device detonated right on target, but (miraculously) nobody was hurt.

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In case you missed it, two hooligans spiced up a rain delay at a Polish soccer match, and with the most appropriate soundtrack ever.

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After a collision with a teammate during Wednesday night's Champions League match against Real Madrid, APOEL Nicosia's Paulo Jorge proved once and for all that soccer players are legit.

[cosbysweaters]

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