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Tumblr: a magical website with the bizarre, the hilarious and the unexpected. Think you've seen it all? Think again. The best one-liners, random threads and weird thoughts are yet to be discovered. 

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Random Funny Tumblr Gems to Fill Those Pockets

Sometimes Tumblr has that blend of creativity and total weirdness that makes it just the right thing for just the right time. People could be working on names for edible flying machines or just coming up with the worst puns imaginable. These are some random Tumblr gems to tumble through.

Funny tumblr moments | pteapotdactyl weareallfromearth Follow getlitaesthetic Follow Today 10:12 want 6 pet sloths so can name them after every sin except sloth Today my wife texted this, and then immediately called make sure got because an urgent message Source
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Quick Tumblr Post On Common American Sayings

Every now and again the brilliant minds of Tumblr actually nail it. In this case, we have a quick and hilariously accurate post about common American sayings, and the actual meanings of those sayings. There's a whole lot more chaos bubbling under the surface of an "it goes" than some folks might realize. 

A quick and funny Tumblr post about common American sayings | themightyglamazon ACCURATE one--all-plus-ultra If they say they're peachy means they're tired existence drneverland If they say "Living dream means "please kill hate my job so, so much."
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Forty Memes And Tweets Because Why Not

As the weekend comes to a close, it's important to treat yourself kindly and relish what little time you have to yourself. Our favorite form of self-care is scrolling through memes. This is something you can do from a bath (if you're careful) or from the couch as you sink deeper into a vegetative state. Either works. Just have some fun.

funny random memes, dank memes, stupid memes, tumblr posts | Urbanhymnal @urbanhymnal Who knew most taxing part being an adult is trying figure out fuck have dinner every goddamn night until die 5:47 PM 2019-08-14 Twitter iPhone feel this my SOUL. gingersnapwolves Every fucking week s time go grocery shopping my wife and are like should cook this week" and immediately forget every food have ever enjoyed. | Two male characters who hate each other make eye contact entire fanbase diagnose with gay
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Quick Tumblr Post On Humans' Willful Ignorance

Many of us suffer from some kind of self encouraged amnesia, involving our well being and various medications/supplements/etc that we use to maintain that well being. For whatever reason, the process of time crawling along invites in us a terribly self-destructive forgetfulness. In this particular, quick Tumblr thread we see a couple solid points made about the importance of Head and Shoulders shampoo/conditioner for the dry and itchy scalp, as well as the life saving role played by medications for anyone who has had a liver transplant. 

A quick Tumblr post highlights how forgetful human beings can be | andhumanslovedstories started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago itchy scalp and dandruff, and then ten years have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so thought "why do still buy shampoo combat itchy scalp and dandruff do not have itchy scalp and dandruff so stopped buying shampoo itchy scalp and dandruff and can guess have now? Can predict currently afflicts s alright if can't because apparently fuckin couldn't either
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Tumblr Post: Humans Fail At Accurately Identifying Flirting

If you've ever felt like the struggle is painfully real for you when it comes to identifying flirting, this quick Tumblr thread is here to reassure you that you are not alone. No, it turns out that studies have been conducted showing that humans are generally challenged when it comes to being able to identify actual flirting signals. Yeah, we're not out here reading minds. Facial expressions, underlying social habits of different individuals in different situations make for a disorienting melting pot, where it's pretty much impossible to tell what's going on. 

Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this Tumblr post about humans' willful ignorance. We're terribly forgetful creatures. 

A quick Tumblr post about how humans are terrible at identifying flirting | teaboot number times have been delighted by witty banter only find out later Flirting" is both unfortunate and disappointing. teaboot "haha so about guy, huh about him "Well seemed super into him why dude were flirting all night"
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Best Tumblr Tidbits From The Past Week

We love to check up on our friends from Tumblr every once in a while. It's a corner of the internet not many people brave but the payoff is usually worth it. Enjoy some funny Tumblr posts spotted and collected over the past week, and if you still haven't had enough fear not! There's plenty more where these came from.

funny tumblr posts blog blogging reblog entertaining and interesting jokes inspirational today i learned | loversdreamersandyou Follow letter V doesn't know any V-words fresh factory don't know anything. nuisancealligator This is feels like be training at new job
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Tumblr Thread: Timelessly Entertaining Internet Gems

This fun Tumblr thread takes a quick look at some iconic moments in the history of the internet that could likely make civilizations that are thousands of years old, still laugh. Some things are just funny no matter what kind of societal conditioning you've had. Check out another interesting moment from Tumblr with this thread about "Thomas the Pain Engine."

A funny Tumblr thread about timelessly funny internet references | headspace-hotel S headspace-hotel forget Internet things would be incomprehensible 2 years ago phenomenon where is appreciation Internet things could show someone 3000 BC and be almost sure they'd get kick out 1 headspace-hotel
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Tumblr Story: Wholesome Neighbor Is Helpful for No Reason

People from everywhere can come together even when they don't know each other, and are down to help complete strangers in need. It's not that hard to make people's day, as evidenced by this Tumblr thread about a chaotic good barista.

Wholesome helpful neighbor Tumblr story | keuhkopussirotta first doing laundry my new home building spontaneously threw shirt wearing there as well because frankly only do laundry l've run out clean clothes and shirt last had sitting there, shirtless, studying washing machine person whose laundry had been here last came retrieve his own. Casually, trying act like my shirtlessness nothing out ordinary asked him if clothes drying up on line were his. He confused, and realised he not fluent
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Funny Tumblr Posts All About Animals (Part 2)

Having a long day? Feeling a little down? Don't worry, the meme doctor is here with your daily prescription of memes. I guarantee that you will laugh out loud. If these don't do the trick, then these funny Tumblr posts will definitely do the trick

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When Tumblr Got Deep And Funny About Animals

15 Times Tumblr just cracked us up when it comes to the furry friends in our life. Get ready for some good laughs when you scroll through... These funny Tumblr posts will really have you cracking up and wiping away tears, so be prepared.

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Entertaining Tumblr Posts That'll Annihilate Your Boredom (41 Pics)

Tumblr is our guilty pleasure. Sometimes we like to make fun of it, but the truth is we can't stay away for long! And once you get a taste of how funny Tumblr can be you will also be coming back for more. To make things nice and easy we've rounded up the best Tumblr posts we've seen this week in one list, so stop stalling and get to scrolling!

funny tumblr posts blog blogging reblog entertaining and interesting jokes inspirational today i learned | REI TILL tilthat TIL dog revealed 1908 be fake hero pushing children into river Seine rescue them and win beef steaks. via reddit.com sapper wire Gotta respect hustle jizzfrosti Pavlov's bastard
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Tumblr Thread: Aggressive Generosity Combats Boomer Selfishness

It's quick little tales like this that manage to temporarily restore our faith in humanity. This dude did not have to intervene when the Karen in front of them was making the Dairy Queen employee's shift all the more unpleasant, but they did. Oh yes, they did, and they did so when it came at zero benefit to them. That's the selfless kindness that the world needs. Plus, picturing Karen's face when she continued to witness someone else actively offsetting her toxic antics. 

A Tumblr post about a customer counteracting angry Karen with kindness | unclefather cashier: l'm sorry 's going be 5 minute wait food old people: let speak manager. This never would have happened my day. And yet all want minimum wage raised going kill cashier sorry 's going be 5 minute wait food
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Top Ten Tumblr Posts Of The Day (July 29, 2020)

Today's top Tumblr posts are a perfect mixture of interesting and entertaining. If you don't trust us our word for it look for yourself! And once you're done here, consider checking out the previous list for an extra serving. 

top ten 10 tumblr posts daily | lesbwian Follow ruining planet sorry who is this don't recall myself running billion dollar oil business hardleywhelmed Follow Sometimes use keurig and feel bad but then remember Just 100 companies responsible 71 global emissions
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Top Ten Tumblr Posts Of The Day (July 27, 2020)

Enjoy today's collection of quality Tumblr posts that will remind you why the site still remains popular to this day. And check out the previous list if you're in the mood for more Tumblr highlights and tidbits.

top ten 10 tumblr posts daily | RE tilthat TIL Playing Tetris three minutes stops craving sex, alcohol and food via reddit.com onion-souls Tetris is enlightenment lesbianshadowrunner Kellog's cereal walked so Teris could run
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Tumblr Thread: Thomas The Pain Engine

Those poor trains. As it turns out, the world of Thomas the Tank Engine was much darker than it might've appeared at surface level. Yes, we're talking a dark dystopian zombie train apocalypse kind of setting. Poor Smudger legit got turned into a generator after refusing to show off. If that isn't some kind of twisted way to scare kids into following the rules for fear of grave punishments, I don't know what it is. Whole lot of yikes, indeed. 

An entertaining and dark humored Tumblr thread about Thomas the Tank Engine | frog-and-toad-are-friends My favorite thing about Thomas Tank Engine is canonically takes place train post-apocalypse where Island Sodor is only safe zone totalitarian dystopia which steam trains are routinely killed and their body parts are sold or cannibalized repair If think kidding need read original books leonfroid could please direct source would feel much better if this validated.
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Enlightening Tumblr Thread On Meanings Of Figures Of Speech

We can all benefit from the pleasant reminder that we're actually radical human beings, and that the English language supports this theory. That being said, we haven't verified these, so they could be totally pulled out of thin air. Doesn't mean we weren't entertained. 

An informative Tumblr thread on actual meanings of figures of speech | dalekitsune phrase "curiosity killed cat" is actually not full phrase actually is "curiosity killed cat but satisfaction brought back" so don't let anyone tell not be curious little baby okay go and be interested world uwu
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