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Tumblr Thread: Closest Things Earth Has To Eldritch Abomination Gods

Uh, let's not forget about this Eldritch abomination from that recent story about a good old fashioned livestock drama. Alright, that being said the Sun really is a deadly laser. Yikes. Fear the old gods, indeed. 

A Tumblr thread about the closest things earth has to Eldritch abomination gods | gayarsonist are sun ocean and nuclear radiation michaelshelleys sun: unfathomably ancient, here before all us and will outlive us all by billions years its light is so strong prolonged exposure can burn or blind even millions miles away once worshipped as god by various religions and cults who made sacrifices appease will eventually expand as burns
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Top Funny Tumblr Posts From The Past Week

It's time for your weekly dose of funny Tumblr posts. You don't have to be a frequent user of the website to appreciate these Tumblr gems, so just go ahead and dig in! Still want more? No worries. There are plenty Tumblr tidbits and funnies for you to enjoy.

funny tumblr posts blog blogging reblog entertaining and interesting relatable jokes inspirational today i learned among us gaming | cheddarperaltas Follow Mark day, Gina. May 18th at 4:00 p.m. Two Dewglere Oh, honey well into October. my notion time while quarantined is like this can't believe 's october already Brooklyn 99
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Tumblr Thread: Customers' Mythically Powerful Coffee Orders

The life of a barista is a weird one. When every customer you have is someone who hasn't had their first coffee of the day, there's no knowing what kind of people can lumber in. Some take on the challenge and become a barista that's the living definition of chaotic good. Others just stand in awe and watch a 46-year-old woman drink 8 Red Bulls worth of caffeine in a single swig.

Tumblr thread on customers crazy coffee orders | say this jokingly but had customer actually order pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots espresso (also no whip) and asked her verify she did indeed want 9 shots espresso she looked dead eyes and said have 5 kids" witchcraft-with-space-bean once had woman come and ordered an Americano with 19 shots espresso drink took ages held up line asked
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33 Impressive Moments Of Minor Genius

These people might not be breaking Mensa, but they sure have some quality brains. In this gallery you'll find it all: crafty moms tricking their children into imbibing medicine, fiery tumblr posts, and clever life hacks we wish we'd thought of. Happy scrolling! 

Funny moments, clever moments, moments of genius, smart memes, silly memes | Thano Chemistry substitute slowly writing endgame spoilers on board every time talked. half a donut placed on top of a Starbucks cup with the straw going through the hole in the middle
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Tumblr Thread: Honoring The Legend, Snoop Dogg

Snoop Dogg forever. This interesting Tumblr thread takes a look at some of Snoop Dogg's backstory, and at one point shines light on the fact that between Snoop Dogg and his baking show co-host, Martha Stewart, she's the one who actually served time. With that being said, the word is that Martha never snitched. Check out some more Tumblr gold with this thread about a daughter hilariously crashing her mom's book club.

A Tumblr thread that appreciates Snoop Dogg. | dandy-boi-ftm Follow best part is fact out two them Martha Stewart one who went prison. shadowkat678 Follow Wait 2fngrsin Follow Wiiiild. He did commit murder self defense no judging) and America's Best Housewife sent jail because insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction justice and conspiracy. This is wiiild
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Mid-Week Kitty Litter Which Requires Clearing

Memes, comics, pics, tweets, you name it... we got it. 

It's been a hot minute since we decided to clear some litter in the middle of the week! Each week, we've have been saving up for the cat extravaganza, also known as Caturday. Some weeks are tougher than others and deserving of an extra cat dump or two! And lately, this year could use a litter clearing every day. But we must be realistic.

We ought to be thankful for this dump for getting us over the hump. Get ready to clear out some litter, folks! 

cat memes, tweets, comics and more - thumbnail of tiny white kitten screaming ontop of an orange "look at his absolute baby i found at work the other day - she absorbed the secrets of the orange and can not handle what she learned. Weakling."
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Tumblr Thread: Daughter Crashes Mom's Book Club

Man, it sounds like this home has all the dang advices. It was only a matter of time before something like this occurred. It was one thing for the daughter to accidentally connect to the wrong device and play some disruptive music in the middle of her mom's virtual book club. But it's a whole another matter when you find out that the song that was playing was "WAP."

A funny Tumblr thread about a daughter accidentally crashing her mom's virtual book club | tricktster So other night my mom upstairs on zoom call with Council Retired White Moms (her book club my dad downstairs working out, and my brother and were cleaning up kitchen, which obviously requires soundtrack. Now know sometimes like “alexa, play song and she's like “playing totally different song] on TST's spotify or maybe she just decides play literally nothing instead? My workaround
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Doggo Memes Are Pawsitively Fetching

If you're having a ruff week, you came to the right place. Every week, we try to uplift your mood with some fresh off the rack doggo memes. We know that there's nothing more effective at bringing someone joy than some howlarious puppy memes, and you know - we've always gotcha covered. 

Take a second, let yourself have a moment to rest, you've only got a little of the week left to get through, and you deserve a breather for all the work that you already did. Fill your break with hilarious puppy and doggo memes because you know that anything funny to do with dogs will put a smile on your face, and come back next week for more! :D

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Best Funny Tumblr Posts We Came Across This Week

Oh, Tumblr. Our guilty pleasure website. We like to make fun of it, but the truth is we can't stay away for long! If you feel the same then take a look at these funny Tumblr tidbits from the past week, or try out another compilation of noteworthy Tumblr posts, just to make sure that you didn't miss out on any shenanigans.

funny tumblr posts blog blogging reblog entertaining and interesting relatable jokes inspirational today i learned among us gaming | princesstigerbelle If cats knew sin they wouldn't even care imlizy don't care either fuk trigonometry
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Memes To Help You Through Life's Thankless Hell

The world is going to sh*t and there's really nothing we can do about it from the comfortable discomfort of our homes. The best we can do is try to salvage what's left of our mental health and try to keep our chins up. One way to self-soothe is by looking at memes. And here's a crap ton of them. 

Funny random memes | Not cellphone sight, just people living moment. medieval classic painting depicting a beheading scene guillotine | New years day Looking forward 3 months later 2020 Disntectant BAZAAR Donald Glover Childish Gambino
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Totally Random And Hilarious Tumblr Nuggets

The world of Tumblr is filled with rabbit holes and strange, yet hilarious observations about this strange thing we called existence. If you haven't gotten lost in a Tumblr thread about how Magenta isn't really a color, or maybe fallen down a different rabbit hole that was all about the scary monster plant that is Kudzu, then you clearly haven't really lived yet. 

A collection of funny moments from the minds of people on Tumblr | xtraterrestrials my personal curse is knowledge function best with rigid structure and strict routine but am almost totally incapable independently establishing or maintaining structure and routine curlyfrywho Don't forget this special feature: at same time hating people tell do | cherenigans: do think whoever designing default netflix avatar made mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at result so long whole design team
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Halloween Preparations With Some Incredible Cat Cosplays

Halloween is nearing, and we're all starting to come up with ideas for costumes. It's not easy to come up with something impressive when so many things have already been done before. Well, allow these cats to teach you how its done, since their costumes are almost definitely better than yours. 

An incredible account on tumblr called cat-cosplay showcases these amazing cat models in different, really impressive cosplay costumes. "Our feline companions are assisting us in learning new crafting techniques with new materials on a small scale for everyone to enjoy!" From Bob Ross to Harley Queen, all the costumes are impressive, and all are inspiring us to up our costume game for this year's Halloween.

pictures of cats wearing costumes cats in cosplay thumbnail includes two pictures including one of a cat wearing a blue suit dressed as a character from Hamilton and another of a cat dressed as Bob Ross holding a color palette next to an easel
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Tumblr Thread: Kudzu Is A Scary Monster Plant

Ah yes, leave it to the brilliant minds of Tumblr to take us down a rabbit hole about how plants can genuinely wage war against the rest of the world. In this case, we're talking about the kudzu. The kudzu plants would fit right into a horror novel. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread about the still-on submarines. 

A funny Tumblr post about how nature can end up being very frightening | inconsequential S linesofreturninggeese Follow just-shower-thoughts Follow Building treehouse is biggest insult tree killed friend, here hold him mojave-wasteland-official "Friend" Its more killed potential enemy. Hold his dismembered corpse victory. theun--sj Follow Plants don't wage war
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Quick Tumblr Thread Imagines J.R.R. Tolkien And C.S. Lewis Beefin

Grievances in the literary world are no joke. This quick and funny Tumblr thread takes a look at how some of their hypothetical differences could've gone. Just don't get Tolkien started on the plural of dwarf. 

A quick and funny Tumblr thread imagines Tolkien and CS Lewis beefing | lesbianrey Follow hi tolkien here are my ocs call them Elves (not elfs if call them elfs will block they look like humans but they're tall, live forever, and have pointy ears s bye katobleps Follow cs lewis: are alright with constructive criticism dont want sound mean tolkien: no go ahead want hear cs lewis: they fucking suck tolkien: thats not constructive criticism 788 51 Comments Like Comment Share lazytechsupport
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Tumblr Thread: The Convenience of Repurposed Greeting Cards

As convenient as a greeting card can be, it's a shame they only make them for boiler-plate events like birthdays and holidays. Sometimes you need a greeting card that gets at a more specific issue, and you have to use your creativity to devise a low budget solution. With a flick of a pen, any card can be expertly repurposed.

funny Tumblr thread on repurposing greeting cards | my sense humor: getting birthday cards with wildly incorrect age on people magicoftelevision Follow Bithday DadGil 's Fun Be Matt 50 Babie
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Tumblr Post: Cowboy Tips Make Great Life Advice

This quick and entertaining Tumblr post highlights some golden nuggets of wisdom from a Cowboy Tips passage, of all things. Maybe all that any of us need to make it in this crazy game of life, is to just remember some solid cowboy tips. That could be it. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread about the still-on submarines.

A quick Tumblr post on how cowboy tips end up making for great life advice | generalgrievousdatingsim im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95 them are just solid life advice generalgrievousdatingsim | Things Cowboy Should Not Do Here are some words live by according cowboys. Some are really good advice and all are funny cowboy sayings Don't squat with spurs on Don't let yearnings get ahead earnings Don't dig water under outhouse Don't go if don't know way out Don't mess with some
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