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Tumblr: a magical website with the bizarre, the hilarious and the unexpected. Think you've seen it all? Think again. The best one-liners, random threads and weird thoughts are yet to be discovered. 

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Tumblr Thread: The Still On-Patrol Submarines

There's a tradition in the U.S. navy that no submarine is lost at sea, and every Christmas a broadcast is sent out to all the crews of those subs still on duty. Naturally, tumblr took it and made it into a whole ghost ship thing, which is somehow macabre but also heartwarming. Why not, people see some unexplained stuff at sea. For a totally classic navy story, here's a Navy operations officer who pulled the laziest move ever.

Tumblr Thread on Patrol Ghost Ship Submarines | pipistrellus STILL ON PATROL learned something new and horrifying today which is no submarine is ever considered "lost there is apparently tradition U.S. Navy no submarine is ever lost. Those go sea and do not return are considered be "still on patrol There is monument about this along canal near here its worst thing have ever seen says "STILL ON PATROL huge letters and then goes on specify exactly many WWII submarine ghosts are STILL OUT THERE
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Ridiculous Google Question Spirals Out Of Control

This quick Tumblr post shows just how quickly those dumb questions we type into Google can quickly spiral out of control. At least we don't actually have tons of moths trying to fly into the sun everyday. That'd be sad. Very sad. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this Tumblr thread that provides an extreme analysis of the Ratatouille timeline.

A quick and funny Tumblr thread about a stupid Google question spiraling out of control | hedgehog-moss Follow started with asking an innocent question Google can tan front fireplace? Q Tous Images O Shopping O Vidéos answers were unanimously "no" but explanations were bit puzzling sun is not ball fire is ball hot stuff, but 's not like there's large pile wood at center flame
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Chuck E. Cheese Experiment Reveals Human Nature

Human beings are peculiar creatures with a strange set of rules. We catch onto trends quickly, but can be easily swayed by minor changes in our environment, especially when it has to do with getting tickets we could trade in for cheap, horrible prizes. Here's a teacher who underestimated their students during a social experiment.

Chuck E Cheese pizza arcade runs a social experiment that reveals startling facts about human nature | Professor_Palmer @CaryPalmerr last few weeks begun conducting my own behavioral study secret have been adjusting games at Chuck E Cheese and recording subconscious response guest interaction over week discovered some pretty interesting things long thread
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Tumblr Thread Follows Wholesome Family History Of Animal Rescues

This year (more than ever) it feels like we're struggling to find a smidgen of good news in a fiery garbage pit of tragedy. Every once in a while we get lucky, and today is one of those days. Over a year ago, Tumblr user gallusrostromegalus shared an incredibly wholesome (and incomplete) list of animals their grandfather brought home to their grandma during their 67 year marriage. The list is comprehensive, funny, and reminds us that kindness does exist in the world. 

It's also not the first time that gallustromegalus has gone viral for animal-related content. The hilarious antics of their parents dog, Arwen, caught the attention of many media outlets such as Buzzfeed. They're currently working on a book of family lore, but if you enjoyed this thread (and maybe the one about Arwen), consider donating to their Patreon. You'll receive more heartwarming content, and will be supporting a disabled writer who depends on their creativity to pay the bills.  

Wholesome list of animals someones grandparents brought home over the course of their long marriage, cute animals, cats, squirrels, dogs | gallusrostromegalus An Incomplete List Animals my Grandpa brought home over course his 67-year marriage Gandma Annabell solid white and completely deaf pit bull used let mom draw on her belly World's Ugliest Tom Cat, who turned out be cuddiest teddy bear an animal Cocker spaniel named "Captain" Stupid Cat Litter baby raccoons Three more cats completely bald
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A Humble Mix Of Amusing Memes, Tweets & Tumblr Posts

Happy Monday, freaks! Time may be an absolutely ridiculous concept at this point, but there's something about the first day of the office-life workweek that continues to stink to high heaven. To combat the feelings of despair, hopelessness, and boredom, we've put together this very varied gallery that might help distract you from your pain. At the very least we know they won't hurt you more. 

Funny random memes, relatable memes, tumblr posts, twitter, funny tweets, star trek, patrick stewart, ad blocker, wwf, wrestling | OPEN CHANNEL FERENGI VESSEL! OH USING AD BLOCK SUPPORT OUR OPERATIONS WITH ADVERTISING REVENUE DISABLE AD BLOCKING PROTOCOLS ORDER COMMUNICATE WITH THIS VESSEL GRAND NAGUS OH FUCK'S SAKE FAF 415 Star Trek | walking into work knowing there's an 8 year old YouTuber made $26 million year clown with coffee cup
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Funny Memes That Live At The Intersection Of Law And Crime

You don't need to be a lawyer or a "criminal" to enjoy this assortment of memes. Their relation to the legal system is loose at best - instead of dealing with real, heavy issues, this gallery focuses more on amusing (and fabricated) courtroom interactions, foiled criminal acts, and general mockery of the law. Which we wholeheartedly support when tasty memes come out of it.

funny memes about law, crime, legal system, criminal law, tumblr, tumblr posts, tweets, funny tweets, courtroom, judge | sextronautt can lawyers argue without crying lightspeedsound am lawyer and let tell gets like super close dude Source: sextronautt 1,277,233 notes
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Top Tumblr Tidbits To Thrill And Entertain You

Are you ready for your weekly dosage of funny Tumblr posts? We've put together this list of highlights from everyone's favorite blogging platform to save you the trouble of searching for them yourself. There's no need to thank us (but you're welcome anyway). Just sit back, relax and enjoy the top Tumblr gems of the week.

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Pictures Worth More Than 1000 Words (20 images)

Week by week, we look for the most interesting pictures to present to you. Today, we have found an incredibly popular tumblr blog that reblogs some of the most thought-provoking pictures. The kind of pictures that hold book-length stories within them - ones that cannot simply be captured in anything less than 1000 words. 

From cows in bathtubs to kittens sleeping with turtles, sit back, relax, and enjoy this week's eclectic collection of pictures that deserve nothing less than a whole essay. Maybe they'll even inspire you. Some of them sure are inspiring to us. It's fun to imagine the way this cow got into the bathtub honestly. Maybe its other cow friends are helping bathe it because it strained its ankle playing soccer earlier that day. Can you say for sure that this didn't happen? No, you can't.

collection of pictures that are worth more than 1000 words thumbnail includes two pictures including one of a seal holding a seal plushy and another of a cow in a bathtub
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Tumblr Thread: Recipes From Around The World

This quick and entertaining Tumblr thread shines light on various recipe stereotypes from all corners of the globe. The comments section really stepped up to keep the train rolling with more hot takes on recipes. You be the judge on whether or not this is an accurate reflection of different recipes as they're typically known to specific cultures. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this Tumblr thread about collateral damage caused by Mythbusters.

A funny Tumblr thread on various recipes from around the world | french recipes: if not making this paris then 's point. fuck italian recipes: use left leg meat pig one three farms this specific area tuscany, or this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically house thirdtimecharmed american recipes: buy these three cans stuff and put them pan congrats cooked
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Tumblr Thread: Collateral Damage Caused by Mythbusters

Just about anyone who lived through the mid-2000s remembers the explosive shenanigans of the Mythbusters. They built stuff, dropped stuff, shot stuff, and blew stuff up for science. Btw, here's an amazing tumblr story about the fastest manmade object ever. It was a manhole cover. Amazingly with the Mythbusters and all their explosions, there wasn't too much private property damage. Or so we thought. This tumblr thread explains some of the extra collateral damage the Mythbusters achieved. And also, we dearly miss Grant.

Tumblr Thread on the collateral damage the Mythbusters caused | switch-up-snowfox Follow Oh cannonball ain't nothin compared esparto incident. nate2247 Follow now switch-up-snowfox Follow They were testing phrase "knock socks off" and because its mythbusters build team (which consists 3 boom addicted gremlins) they decided go quarry near Esparto california test myth by blowing shit up. This time they got 500 pounds ANFO detonation pretty damn big.
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Twelve Funny Tumblr Posts About Hamsters

Get ready for some serious cuteness! These hamsters are chock-full of adorable energy and just itching and scratching to help take your mind off your day to day. So sit back and enjoy these funny Tumblr posts

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20 Hilarious Gems From The Science Side Of Tumblr

Don't argue with it. It's science. Tumblr may not be an accepted academic source for papers, but it can offer a number of tidbits and funny Tumblr quips that might teach you quite a bit more than your AP Physics professor.

Funny gems from science side of tumblr.
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26 Funny Memes That'll Leave You Chortling Like A Dummy

Memes, memes, the magical fruit. The more you see the more you.... hoot! Yup the more you check out these hilarious funny memes, the more you are guaranteed to tickle that funny bone, so make sure you don't miss out!

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Top Tumblr Posts We Came Across This Week

It's time for your weekly dose of funny Tumblr posts. You don't have to be a frequent user of the website to appreciate these gems, so jump right in and enjoy! These Tumblr bites are just what you're missing to make your day better. And if you don't trust our word for it then look for yourself! 

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Tumblr Fun: 'The Umbrella Academy' Characters As Weird Stock Photos

Neflix's The Umbrella Academy, now on its second season, has inspired quite a few excellent memes. The show, which is inspired by the comic book series of the same name, features an awesome cast (Ellen Page!) and has been garnering excellent reviews for both its seasons. The warm reception extends to avid tv-watchers, who are putting their own spin on the show by creating memes such as 'Vanya and Five Drive By Each Other.' But the fund doesn't stop with image macros. Tumblr user heinouspurification (whom we can no longer seem to track down) pleasantly surprised us today with an entertaining post. Its purpose? To cast the UA cast as weird stock photos. And oh, it does not disappoint. 

Weird stock photos as characters from the umbrella academy | heinouspurification Follow Characters umbrella academy as random stock images found art class. Luther man with giant fists | Ben ghost sheet in a hat and glasses
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Tumblr Thread: Batman Villains as Talk Radio Therapists

Leave it to Tumblr to take a quirky superhero idea and turn it up to eleven, like this thread where a mystified man is able to identify superheroes. It seems like every villain would be some kind of expert in whatever their field of villainy, so they wouldn't necessarily be bad at giving advice.

Tumblr thread on batman villains as talk radio personalities | nonasuch Follow batman s situation? commissioner gordon: Harley and Ivy have hijacked an AM radio station and taken employees hostage batman are their demands? commissioner gordon: they haven't issued any. they, uh. batman commisioner gordon turns on radio] harley gotta walk away, sweetie. His family sounds completely toxic, if not outright emotionally abusive, and he's too enmeshed see caller: no right right gotta do harley got this
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