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top weekly tweets from white people twitter | Person - Jessie Hewitt @jessie_hewitt student realized my husband and were couple after recognizing same cats zoom bomb both our classes find this simultaneously adorable and bit dystopian.

The Best Of White People Twitter This Week

cat's reaction to spilled food goes viral on Twitter - thumbnail of cat's reaction to spilled food "just accidentally spilled my cat's food all over the floor and his reaction was.... a lot"

Cat's Reaction To Spilled Food Goes Viral (Twitter Thread)

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comebacks | tweet by abby @abbypauline been 7 car accidents this year, y'all can't tell God doesr have plan senpai @jasminsenju Girl sound like he tryna kill u

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Twitter thread 6 month wall of pandemic | Dr Aisha Ahmad @ProfAishaAhmad 6 month mark any sustained crisis is always difficult have all adjusted this "new normal but might now feel like running out steam. Yet, at best are only 1/3 way through this marathon can keep going? THREAD /x

Twitter Thread: Mentally Dealing with 6 Months of Global Crisis

Man returns a lost wallet through sending messages in transactions | Tim Cameron Follow @Timcammm just lost my wallet on way home work didn't have much identifying info there so good Samaritan got touch with my via my bank account 4x transfers 0.01 each with reference up 18 chars

Man Returns Lost Wallet By Sending Messages Through Transactions

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Funny dystopian memes about the bleak world we live in | Capitalism be like: Trade blood access knowledge ADVERTISE HERE Signal CALL NEED BOOKS? NO WORRIES DONATE PLASMA. this is some dystopian shit New donors earn up 100 one week! | shouldn't worry about ýour career world will be completely unliveable within 20 years. just try have good time while can. wiki Have Healthy Second Marriage Were Widowed

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dad joke style memes about being middile class fancy | stock photography unexpectedly run into friend Doug at place establishment Looks like theyll let anybody here lol Omiddleclassfancy | she finds out love Chili's drink crispy boys on reg, drive certified pre-owned Kia Optima, and earn clean 38k salary middledassfancy next thing knew pregnant kylie jenner

'Middle Class Fancy' Nuggets For All The Dads In Training

Funny tweets, relatable tweets, random tweets, twitter memes, comedy, comic, parenting, dating | logan @brainwxrms IOVA imagine being girl and having keep an extra pair underwear ur car just case some dude revs his truck up at stop light

29 Clever & Relatable Tweets For Short Attention Spans

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funny twitter thread about the dolphin minds of people with adhd | Thread DREADpirate Shannon @3TrackMind79 sure there's fancy scientific name but prefer call Dolphin Mind guarantee most everyone on #TeamADHD knows this feeling. Here's looks like NTs lovely pond. NT: Yeah s nice always wanted nunchucks. | DREADpirate Shannon @3TrackMind79 reality, here's our Dolphin Minds do Out Loud lovely pond my Head: Oh hey, there's turtle! MimH: LOVE Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. MimH: But who's best? MimH:

Twitter Thread Explains The 'Dolphin Mind' Of People With ADHD

Funny Tweets, Funny Memes, Twitter Jokes, Funny Jokes, Clever Tweets, Twitter | sarah TMASER @softbithc moons fucking massive tonight wtf banana reflecting in windshield | Ron Iver @ronnui_ There's saying "never be smartest person room" and live by those words comes very naturally

30 Tweets That Are Comedy Gold

Scottish zoo in Edinburgh shuts down rumor that they have a penguin erector job

Edinburgh Zoo Hilariously Shuts Down Rumor of 'Penguin Erector' Job

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Funny random memes and tweets | My tupperware rest their life after eating something with tomato sauce Donald Trump with orange fake tan | Y'all gotta go visit New York promise won't regret view rusty radiators

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Funny tweets with unexpected endings and plot twists | Paul Follow @FrenulumBreve licking lips anticipation nervous never done bungee jump before. INSTRUCTOR: don't lick my lips again.

20+ Tweets Featuring Amusing Plot Twists

Funny dank memes, credit card declines memes, reddit memes, therapy, tattoo artists | Tattoo artist tattoo is done. Credit card *declines* Tattoo artist : peeling potato | Doctor removed bullet skull My card declines Doctor made with mematic person pointing gun at themselves

'Credit Card Declines' Memes Imagine Salty Instances Of Revenge

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A collection of clever comebacks that hit the spot | Awake @Spacehehehe 28 Aug will never change tolerate. Research #FlatEarth NO CURVE HERE Can agree on 91 27 60 169 ashallowseafish @ashallowsea love flat earthers, because they remind even though failure, there are always people even more disappointing than | said l pretty hesitated second. Why paused second appreciate beauty.

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collection of the best most popular animal tweets of the week thumbnail includes a picture of one tweet 'Text - sad-a-saurus @sad_saurus Mama Bear: The porridge is ready Papa Bear: Perfect let's leave for a couple of hours 4:25 PM · Sep 30, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 50.6K Retweets 857 Quote Tweets 445.7K Likes >'

Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (October 5th, 2020)

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