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Twitter User Purrsents Cats In Places They Shouldn't Be

Cats do truly have a tendency to find themselves in places that they have no reason to be. They'll sit in weird places, like your ceiling fan, and they'll show up in places that they are deeeefinitely not welcome, like on a runway or on a football field. We see them there, and we're shocked for a moment, but then we're like haha yeah, they're cats. 

An up an coming twitter user by the name of Cats Where They Shouldn't Be, @catsnoplace, has decided to purrsent just that - all of the funniest, most ridiculous places cats find themselves in. And we enjoyed going through them so much, we're decided that you should definitely get to laugh at these kitties too.

tweets from the twitter user Cats Where They Shouldn't Be @catsnoplace of cats being in places that they shouldn't be thumbnail includes two pictures including a cat inside of a food dispenser and another of a cat sitting in a bird's nest as well as a screenshot of the name of the twitter user
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Twitter Thread: Woman Tries To Sell Clothes Dryer, Mega Creep Shows Up

Ugh, there's a moment of shimmering hope in this Twitter thread when you almost think that strange old dude who showed up for the clothes dryer wasn't going to be a piece of garbage, but then boom, he's disgusting. We can only imagine what kind of emotional scarring was left from this terribly creepy encounter. The fact that the dude showed up at her house drunk again (late at night), adds a whole another layer of creepy stalker vibes to this thread. 

A Twitter thread about a woman's encounter with terrible, creepy guy | SaraSuze @tragedythyme quick reminder men: Common events can turn into really scary situations women snap. Case point: This week listed clothes dryer on Letgo app. Because dryer neutral meeting location impractical needed taken out my house
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36 Fresh & Funny Tweets For Easy Scrolling

Twitter can be exhausting sometimes having to sift through the same not-so-hot take regurgitated over and over again. Just hand over the good jokes, amiright? We've curated a pretty good selection of hilarious tweets by the comedy novices and experts of Twitter to save you from the scroll fatigue. If you're in the mood to see some witty zingers and silly 280-character stories without wading through the monotony of Twitter, this is the gallery for you. 

funny tweets, twitter, funny, memes, witty tweets, jokes, fresh tweets, relatable tweets, comedy, lol, covid-19 | Zack Budryk @BudrykZack single most important thing man can do be an ally is give his woman friends permission give dudes at bar his number so they call he can angrily say 's not funny because she died 15 years ago very night
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Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (November 23rd, 2020)

Week by week, twitter falls in love with another new animal. And another one. And one more. We can't blame them. Our love for animals is hard to compare to many other things - it's pure, it's fulfilling, and it's entirely unending. We want all animals to be happy, and we want to know all about them. 

Twitter is always a good place to go to to find all of your latest, most talked about animals. Whether wholesome, cute, or funny, twitter has it all. But since we know that it's practically impossible to keep up with twitter's insanely fast paced love for animals, we have taken it upon ourselves to bring you the absolute best that twitter has to offer, just as a tiny delicious treat for the start of your week.

this week's best and most popular animal tweets thumbnail includes one tweet 'Text - Thoughts of Dog® @dog_feelings i do not "shed." i sprinkle my glitter 2:18 AM - Nov 17, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 9.1K Retweets 1.2K Quote Tweets 128.4K Likes'
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Complaints That Made Customer Service Workers Snap

It's as if some people are truly born into this world with no shame. Take the guy who continually pestered the waitress about having an under-poured beer, was proven wrong, and then still had the shameless audacity to demand a refund from there. It takes a certain kind of nasty person to go out of their way to make someone working customer service detest their job more than they already (likely) do. 

Customer service workers describe the complaints that made them snap | flippy floppy @annikarainbow 00 Replying Keally22 Lmao red robin is worst. One time had woman complain her salad cold also had one customer tell they were "allergic ice brought them iced water and then they dumped water on floor
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Creative Posts From Internet Poets

Was "reading more" one of your failed New Year's resolutions? Well, we're going to let you in on a little secret: you don't have to buy books to indulge in the creativity of wordsmiths. Turns out that you can consume clever witticisms all over the internet. You just have to know where to look. Fortunately, the subreddit r/brandnewsentence makes that mission a little easier. It's a veritable hub of quirky writing that's been harvested from Twitter, Tumblr, and even the dreaded hellscape that is Facebook. We've put together some of their finest examples of creative writing, but there's loads more where these came from. Hell, they may even inspire you to get a little more funky with your own posts. Go crazy. We're here for a good time, not a boring time.

Funny memes, tweets, and tumblr posts collected from Reddit, r/brandnewsentence | Molly Hodgdon @Manglewood His kiss slow, but firm and unyielding like an old man backing his Lincoln Town OCar over handicapped parking sign. | Dylan Sprouse @dylansprouse Happy two year anniversary. Here's us looking more alike with each passing year until single beast with four arms and four legs runs at top speed 50mph and screams like baboon at nearby travelers trespassing into our woods many more!
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Celebrating 'We Rate Dogs' 5th Birthday On Twitter With New Dog Ratings

Happy 5th Birthday to the best Twitter account -- 'We Rate Dogs!' Actually, scratch that -- Happy 5th Birthday to the best account on any social media platform!

For five years, this Twitter account has brought so much joy and happiness to the world and for years we've followed and fallen in love with each and every dog rating, and today we celebrate with fresh new dog ratings! For anyone going through a difficult time or just looking for good news, 'We Rate Dogs' will deliver you the boost of uplifting wholesomeness you seek. 

And we will also be celebrating with older dog rates to continue this heartwarming and wholesome moment! Nothing quite lifts our spirits than a good ol' fashion dog rating. 

Thank you, 'We Rate Dogs', the world will always need you. 

new dog ratings from rate my dog for their 5 year anniversary - thumbnail of dog who ate a bee and is at the vet "This is Sonja. In her defense, nobody explicitly told her bees aren’t snacks. 13/10 would boop but gently"
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Heartwarming Memes & People Being Just Plain Good

Winter is coming and we all know what that means...seasonal depression! We're gonna need all the warmth we can get, and one easy way to absorb those much needed good vibes is through wholesome images and stories about people being compassionate to others. We've got just the batch of feel-good content to warm you up inside as the days grow darker. If you're in the mood for even more wholesome goodness, we're one step ahead of you.

wholesome memes, feel good, funny memes, memes, facebook, aww, twitter, happy memes, good samaritan, love, family, animals | Men Toxic Masculinity Really? Tears NewDadNotes Wholesome Masculinity They're HEALTHY him. Guardians of the Galaxy | Are you Ben? He's my best friend He always comes watch match. Always, always.
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 15, 2020)

Parenting comes with its highs and lows. Of course, no one talks about the highs because, let's face it, bragging parents are possibly one of the worst types of people on the planet. But the lows... well, everyone wants to hear about the lows because the lows are funny, especially when they're put on Twitter for the world to see. So, each week, we compile a list of the funniest parenting tweets we came across over the past seven days to give you a taste of the trials and tribulations (and occasional joys) of parenting. Scroll through this week's haul and then mosey on over to last week's to get more parenting survival tips and tricks.

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Lauren Flans @LaurenFlans the orphan i adopted sucks at chess fml 8:07 AM Nov 13, 2020 · Twitter for Android 20.7K Retweets 2.1K Quote Tweets 293.5K Likes >
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The Best Of White People Twitter This Week (10 Memes)

What could be better than the musings of r/WhitePeopleTwitter. Actual well thought out, and simply funny tweets that capture the essence of the majority. So sit back and let out a bark of laughter as you enjoy these Twitter memes from last week for more.

white people tweets, funny tweets, random tweets | Person - kate @kaiteasley if white people have no culture explain beach themed bathrooms
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Relatable Memes That Hit A Little Too Close To Home

You know when you see a meme that was made specifically for you, and it just sums up you as a person in irl? Now imagine this feeling times 1000 and you have the memes from r/2meirl4meirl. These self-deprecating jokes and memes are so precisely made about you that it's scary. And kind of nice that other people experience the same things that you do. Have a look at last week's collection to feel even more personally attacked in the best way possible. 

too true memes, so relatable, memes, funny memes | Ball - remy clio @itsremyclio if adults called an "old soul" as child their polite way saying "wow only 12 and already lost all serotonin"
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Funny & Fresh Tweets From The Humorists Of Twitter

Twitter is one of the best places to find thoughtful and hilarious little quips about anything and everything. Some tweet about what's going on in the world while others share random shower thoughts or funny anecdotes that have no relevance to anything in particular. We're here for all of it as long as we're laughing! We're still giggling over the zingers in this hearty batch of Twitter gold.

funny tweets, twitter, funny twitter, jokes, memes, twitter memes, social media, relatable, funny memes | Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969 this is like time got new label maker BIG MOUNTAIN | Madimoiselle @drivingmemadi walking into bed, bath, beyond one beyond please cashier explodes
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Pictures Worth More Than 1000 Words (20 images)

There are times when we look at a picture and straight-up have to pause. Our head tilts, eyes squint, and we wonder what in the world happened to lead this cat to get up onto an umbrella. There's no way to know, of course, since sometimes, all that we have is the picture. So, we are left with having to come up with our own story, and stories about these kinds of amazing pictures can never be covered in anything less than 1000 words. 

As animal lovers, these kinds of pictures are our favorites, because there is nothing that we appreciate more than a creativity boost, and these pictures deliver inspiration like nothing else we've seen. And so we made it a mission to find these kinds of pictures every single week and share them with you so that you may enjoy some of that creativity and inspiration as well. 

collection of pictures worth more than 1000 words thumbnail includes two pictures including one of two bears hugging in water and another of an owl camaflauging against a tree
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11 Awful Things From The Internet With No Redeeming Qualities

Sometimes it just feels like everything in the world is awful, especially if you watch the news. If you want to wallow in this feeling instead of trying to convince yourself that everything is ok, have a look at the latest memes from r/awfuleverything. They have all the best non-political memes that will affirm that sometimes life is just laughably terrible.

wtf memes, awful memes, random memes, weird memes | Person - Alana Massey O @AlanaMassey Happy 4 year anniversary time had sex swamp and got UTI resisted 3 antibiotics and spread my kidneys! 7/24/17, 13:12 982 RETWEETS 2,468 LIKES
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Quirky Tweets & Funny Tidbits For Weekend Lounging

We've got another round of fresh tweets, silly memes, and random pictures to entertain those craving a casual scroll session. We all deserve a break or two (or three) to chill out with some quality content. 

funny memes, random memes, funny tweets, twitter, funny pics, cats | always be overthinking these Select all squares with traffic lights If there are none, click skip dexter @DexterSoWhat Thate robot asks us prove are not robot, like wtf?? | Yard Sale Page Tree fell down storm last week if come and get can have 100.00
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The Best Of White People Twitter This Week (9 Memes)

It's time for Twitter to bring us the best r/WhitePeopleTwitter has to offer. Your favorite jokes and comments that will definitely have you relating on some level. If you like what you see, don't forget to check out last week's rendition of hilarious white Twitter memes.


funny tweets, white twitter, white people twitter | Person - mike ginn @shutupmikeginn Gonna need finish story real quick so can tell same thing happened but its more interesting cause
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