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People found themselves petrified with fear and overwhelmed by paleontoligists' recently shared findings about the 100-million-year-old hagfish slime's capabilities. This eerie, eel-like creature sounds like it swam and slithered right out of a feverish nightmare. If you're curious to learn more about why you'd never want to see one of these in the wild, check out the original article that sent everyone into a frenzy, here. 

Now that August finally rolled around, let's take a quick moment to rehash Twitter's funniest moments from last month. There were some definite comedy gems. 

Sometimes you've just gotta fight fire with fire. In this case, stupid with stupid. Anti-Vax Mom is out here trying to wake the anti-vaxxers up on Twitter with what we imagine must've been some very intentional, meticulously crafted stupidity. 

Nicolas Cage looking all kinds of haggard and hungover, like he's been on an epic bender since he wrapped up National Treasure. 

How rare is it that we see a text sent to the wrong person evolve into a heartwarming scenario like this one---and with a Thanksgiving dinner invitation to boot! Jamal Hinton is one lucky dude, and you better believe as soon as he shared the original conversation to Twitter, plenty of other hungry teens were ready to beg for their invitations. Fortunately, the numbers have been disconnected!

Laurence Fish....Burn! 

Just take a look at these extraordinary people and their totally realistic pictures. It figures that some jealous haters would come along and claim these awesome images are only due to photoshop. What can you do? Haters, as they say, are gonna hate.

Hillary Clinton out here tossing all the shade, following a new report by the Justice Department's Inspector General regarding her emails. Let's just say the proverbial mic has been dropped. 

The Rock had to step in and squash this Twitter beef ASAP. 

Somebody call the fire department so they can come watch.

They don't play by the same rules as us...that's what makes them MAD.LADS.

Sometimes plans just fall apart and chaos crashes your meticulously planned wedding....

Asteroid-impact-level savagery from none other than Mr. Musk himself when it came to this tweet regarding the flat earther theory. 

Just in case you needed a solid reminder that Wendy's is as unapologetically SAVAGE as ever, here it is. 

Mike Pence tweeted a picture of him and his family having dinner at Chili's and some of the Internet is obsessing over how spooky it is.