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Trump's 'Exploding Trees' Comment Has Memers Trolling Like Crazy

As wildfires continue to ravage the West Coast, President Trump has been quick to dismiss climate change as one of the root causes, stating that countries in Europe like Austria don't suffer from wildfires because Europeans live in "forest cities" that are "managed better" yet are "more explosive" than the trees in California.

We're not entirely sure what any of that means, and apparently neither do memers, so please enjoy the following memes about "forest cities" in Austria.

Funny memes about Trump's comments about 'exploding trees' in Austria | Teresa Grohmann @GrohmannTeresa Typical problem around Christmas Austria #Exploding Trees family photo | Simon Tartarotti @Simon Tartarotti People Austria Star Wars Ewoks
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Wife's Overheards Of Medical Student Husband

We love our collections of overheards here. Overheards are a great expression of all the crazy kinds of seemingly nonsensical things that we can overhear while out walking around this wild world. Sometimes, you can hear something and instantaneously recognize that no amount of context is going to provide clarity to that conversation. Peoples say some weird stuff. In this case, we have a quick and hilarious collection of things a wife's medical student husband was caught saying. 

A woman shares various overheards from her medical student husband | insert Dolly emoji here BuhRooklynne KID TOY light turns read, talk into speaker turn into song! Okay, Go! HUSBAND: GYNOCOMASTIA
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The Best Of White People Twitter This Week

Enjoy this piping hot fresh batch of white people tweets for a hearty dose of laughter.
And here are some more funny tweets if you can't get enough.

top weekly white people twitter | Person - Crystal Lowery Comedian @Crystalllowery My 2nd grader has 5 video meetings per day. Five. At one point he goes think this one could have been an email Sol guess he's ready corporate world. 06:56 2020-08-26 Twitter iPhone 9 Retweets and comments 42 Likes
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Forty Memes And Tweets Because Why Not

As the weekend comes to a close, it's important to treat yourself kindly and relish what little time you have to yourself. Our favorite form of self-care is scrolling through memes. This is something you can do from a bath (if you're careful) or from the couch as you sink deeper into a vegetative state. Either works. Just have some fun.

funny random memes, dank memes, stupid memes, tumblr posts | Urbanhymnal @urbanhymnal Who knew most taxing part being an adult is trying figure out fuck have dinner every goddamn night until die 5:47 PM 2019-08-14 Twitter iPhone feel this my SOUL. gingersnapwolves Every fucking week s time go grocery shopping my wife and are like should cook this week" and immediately forget every food have ever enjoyed. | Two male characters who hate each other make eye contact entire fanbase diagnose with gay
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Twitter Thread: Man Discovers Ancient Computer

Man, oh man, this ancient artifact of a computer actually looks like it'd be a whole lot of fun to play around with. A true throwback. 

A Twitter thread about a dude discovering an awesome, ancient computer | LOCKED John Pfaff @JohnFPfaff 10h Oh God. An Apple lle. Sat my parents' attic years. Decades. And works. Put an old game disk. Asks if want restore saved game. And finds one must be 30 years old 10 years old again
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Man Dodges Speeding Ticket With Fart Spray

Well if that isn't a new and unexpected way to get out of a speeding ticket. Can't say we recommend trying it out, but at the very least this guy's got a story for the books. Well done, my dude. 

Man manages to dodge a speeding ticket using fart spray | JJ @FiretheGm Soooo got pulled over this morning after leaving McDonald's.l already knew why he got speeding) but course gonna ask him why he stopped decided try my luck got fart spray as gag gift on xmas and decided try out
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Sunshine In The Form Of Doggo Thoughts (12 Dog Tweets)

Oh, sweet, sweet doggo thoughts. Is there anything in this world purer than the Twitter handle, "Thoughts of Dog?" The answer to that question is no. 

Thoughts of Dog has been a beacon of light in these unsure times, it's something we can always count on to provide us with some smiles, and some laughter. All we can say is, thank goodness for Thoughts of Dog...  and for dogs everywhere. Dogs truly deserve the world.

If for some unexplained reason, these newfound thoughts aren't providing you with enough wholesomeness, we can always venture back in time for previous tweets

wholesome thoughts dogs tweets funny lol aww animals adorable cute twitter uplifting | Thoughts Dog dog_feelings human had another video call today. but this time. they put front screen. gave their headset. and walked away may have been joke them. but this is exactly promotion have been waiting
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Twitter Thread: Student Finds Life Changing Teacher On Twitter

Positive teachers that genuinely care about the well being of their students, as well as cultivating in them a legitimate passion for learning, are some of the most cherished human beings on the planet. As can be expected, a fair number of kids resist the idea of school, hitting the books, and keeping up with all that homework. Put the right teacher in front of them that can get them excited about the whole academic process, and you might actually end up with more stories like this wholesome gem from Raifa Rafiq.

A Twitter thread about a student looking up their impactful teacher on Twitter | Raifa Rafiq @RaifaRafiq OMFG! Guys. There literally teacher at school who loved so dearly (English teacher she left year 10) and don't even know why but randomly decided do internet stalkies because l've always wanted find her and thank her because gosh l love her.
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Twitter Users Reveal Ridiculous Statements Overheard At The Movie Theater

Remember the days when we could watch movies in the theater without a care in the world? Our biggest worry was which size popcorn to get (large obviously) or where to sit (back row, middle seats, duh). But those days are distant memories, and who knows when we'll be allowed back into theaters. We wouldn't even mind the obnoxious idiots who talk throughout the movie, or who have their phones on loud—just bring back normality, please! Joining us in movie theater nostalgia is writer Mike Ginn, who recently tweeted: "The thing I miss most about movie theaters is overhearing someone say the dumbest f—king thing I've ever heard before the previews start." His tweet went viral, and he received thousands of replies from people, all sharing the dumbest things they've overheard at the movies. What's yours?

tweets of dumb things people overheard at movie theaters | tweet about 127 hours movie @ Save CJ @oboe_cop Replying to @shutupmikeginn I went to see 127 hours at the cinema. Part way through a lady in the row behind me said l hope he's not going to be stuck behind that rock for the whole film
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Weekly Treats; Animal Tweets (September 7th, 2020)

Breaking tweets! Start your week with this week's freshest viral animal tweets and see which animals are making news. Laugh at the memes, have your heart melt from adorableness, and get inspired by some incredible photos. 

Week by week, we bring you the best of animal twitter, so if this week's tweets weren't enough, you can always check out last week's

We wish you a lovely day, and may you pet a cute cat this week!

tweets funny memes cat cats dog dogs otter giraffe cute funny wholesome fierce badass fox butterfly bear lion cow | @riryou_ u cat owners. are so lucky have cat house cat living with cat privilege adorable cats sleeping on top of open books
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Random Memes To Ease The Way Into Another Week Of Hell

As the weekend comes to a close, we can't help but fear the week to come. If it's anything like the many weeks of the past few months of 2020, it'll probably be very unpleasant. It's good to prepare yourself mentally. But it's also good to let yourself laugh a little and attempt to ward off the "Sunday scaries." Hopefully these memes will help you in that difficult task.

Funny random memes, dank memes, stupid memes, funny tweets, weekend memes | google map Handy chart showing far would walk just be one who wakes up next Iceland Sweden Norway 500 Miles 500 More United Kingdom Polar Ireland Germany France | friendly boy @UniqueDude2 [mortal kombat voice] Translate Haitian Creole www.VARUSTELEKA KalaKalle FINNISH HAM 182 g Possa Husaores Esisalla ukk Pork rye iresl. Doernot oatain cock. Energy a97 koal Protein 18 g Carbohydrales asg Fat 148 337
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18 'Today Years Old' Revelations That Might Teach Something New

The saying "you learn something new every day" may not always feel true, but on Twitter, that's definitely the case. People are very eager to share surprising and little-known facts that blow their minds - whether they're political or about something as trivial as the flavor of green Haribo gummy bears. These facts might not be revelatory for everyone, but they definitely aren't common knowledge. And it's nice to make that brain feel a little bigger. 

Funny tweets about today years old, people learning, you learn something new every day | Samantha @AngelicGirlxD 22 years old just realized This little piggy went market" doesn't mean he went food shopping
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Twenty-Eight Dumb Posts To Take The Pain Away

Are you bored out of your mind? Are you sick of sitting around waiting for the lockdown to end? Us too. Unfortunately, we probably won't be out of that anytime soon, so we figure we all might as well look at memes or even the best memes. Have at 'em.

Funny random memes | she tells go talk hose hoes been thinking bout u Greg omg | terrified Backstreet Boys Therapist: tell why SCREAMING Ron Swanson
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The Best Of White People Twitter This Week

Your weekly dose of funny tweets has arrived to squash any boredom that may be present! And as you riffle through these hilarious tweets, you may be inclined to enjoy this batch of white people tweets from last week.

top weekly tweets from white people twitter | Person - Ryan Reynolds @VanCityReynolds Black Mirror really outdid themselves this time. Having us experience season 6 instead watching on Netflix. Outstanding. 9/1/20, 11:24 AM
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Twitter Thread: Frustrated Husband Buys Entire Truck Of Rice, Madness Ensues

Writer Shiv Ramdas became a huge hit on Twitter yesterday after sharing what became a viral saga of his frustrated brother-in-law, a truck of rice, and his absolutely terrifying-sounding sister. The "BIL" in question had apparently grown weary of being sent to the store for rice every damn day. And it seems the man finally snapped - and instead of ordering a big bag of the staple grain, he purchased an entire truck of rice. Needless to say, his wife was not happy with the truck of rice in front of the house. And some intense (and hilarious) negotiating ensued. We've put the story in this gallery, but be sure to follow Shiv if you like his storytelling. We definitely do.

funny tweet about brother in law who gets tired of going to buy rice every day and buys AN entire truck of it, angry wife, lorry driver | Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv brother law gift never stops giving tired being sent get rice every day so he decided buy bulk, talked shop about wires got crossed, now there is OMG my literal TRUCK FILLED WITH RICE outside house and my sister is losing her shit Imfao 15:06 03 Sep 20 Twitter Web App 33.8K Retweets 15.5K Quote Tweets 209K Likes Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv
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Sixteen Anxiety-Ridden Memes For Over-Thinkers

Lockdown has made some of us depressed, while others have anxiety that's going through the roof. Everyone deals with things a little differently, and that's okay. We just want you to know that you're not alone, so we put together this gallery of highly relatable anxiety-related memes! Check out even more here!

Funny memes about anxiety | Anxiety if this happens But won't Anxiety But if does got there | Him Babe can just relax 's not serious relaxing Spongebob fire on the inside
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