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Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (November 9th, 2020)

There's no better way to start your week off than with the best animals that twitter has to offer. This... this was one long weekend, we know, so there really is no better time to look at wholesome, funny, and entertaining animal tweets. Time to cleanse yourself and your timeline with some animal content that's good for the soul because animals in any context are pure good

Even during a busy week such as this one, twitter users have found more than enough time to talk about their favorite animals. And we, just like every week, have collected those tweets for you. So yeah, we know this weekend may not have been the easiest, but we hope that some positivity in the form of animal tweets will make this week go a whole lot smoother for everyone. 

this week's best and most popular animals tweets thumbnail includes two pictures including a tiny ferret being brushed with an eyelash brush and another of a tiny duck being brushed with an eyelash brush 'Despair on Doubt @LILDOUBT1 000 Please do NOT throw away your mascara wands. Instead, clean JUST THE WAND with dawn soap, place them in a ziploc bag and mail them to a Wildlife Refuge accepting donations. These little wands are able to be upcycled to clean away oil, larvae, fly eggs, mites, in'
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 8, 2020)

Each week, we round up the best tweets that parents have tweeted over the past seven days, relaying the cuteness of their offspring. And by cuteness, we mean ruing the day their little ones were born. Because as joyful as the parenting journey is and as fun as kids can be, the reality of parenthood can hit hard and fast. And no one is funnier than a parent who has had enough. So enjoy this week's funniest parenting tweets, and then check out last week's for more parenting humor.


funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Village Person @SvnSxty when l'm having a bad day as a parent, I just remind myself that plenty of animals won't hesitate to eat their kids, so really I'm in gold star territory 2:32 AM Nov 2, 2020 · Twitter for Android 244 Retweets 13 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes >
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Taller Than Life Funny And Wholesome Giraffe Tweets

These last few months have been a bit stressful, we know. It's been hard to keep our heads held high and stay strong. But you know who's the best at keeping their heads held high? It's quite an obvious answer when you think about it... it's a giraffe! Duh! 

These taller than life, adorable, high and mighty, clumsy and beautiful creatures are the best to teach us exactly how to stay strong and stand tall at any and all time. Giraffes are also extremely funny, did you know that? And people tweeting about giraffes may even be funnier than that. But these tall beings are not just funny, they're also so incredible adorable, sometimes it's surprising. So, hopefully, these tweets will make you smile, laugh, and make you stand just a little bit taller. 

funny and wholesome giraffe tweets thumbnail includes one tweet 'Text - thomas @perfectsweeties is there an event more traumatic than the birth of a baby giraffe. being airdropped 6 feet into this cold harsh world. standing on wobbly legs and coming to terms with the fact ur main purpose in life is to eat tall leaf 6:42 PM · Aug 20, 2020 · Twitter for Android 8K Retweets 157 Quote Tweets 98.7K Likes'
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Twitter Users' Worst Dates Ever

Sometimes dates end up being completely disastrous. We're talking situations that feel like literal waking nightmares. The kinds of gnarly life moments that you'd just as much forget ever happened. These particular dates absolutely fit the bill for that. 

A collection of tweets describing Twitter users' worst dates they've ever been on | Conor Horgan @ConorHorgan Replying mrnickharvey very first thing she did on sitting down take out small glass bottle and started spooning syrupy liquid into her mouth Homeopathy lasked, heart sinking No powerful sedative-hypnotic drug she replied If don't take l'd be hysterical right now.
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 1, 2020)

Parents with a Twitter account and a bunch of unruly kids make a humorous combination. That's why we gather the funniest parenting tweets we find each week in one convenient list for you to browse through for some weekend laughs. Here are Twitter's funniest parents from this week, and here are last week's in case you missed them.




funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - MumlnBits @MumlnBits Toilet training your kid means you can use unlimited amounts of bribery so: -if you pee in the toilet you'll get a sticker -when you poop in the toilet you'll get a toy -if you stop peeing and pooping all over the house you can carry on living with mummy & daddy 5:08 PM · Oct 29, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 24 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 131 Likes >
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A Chaotic Collection Of 40 Spicy Memes

Welcome to the meme zone. We present you with another dank assortment of memes fresh from the meme factory. And by 'meme factory' we mean The Internet. Get ready to scroll, because you're in for a meme-filled ride. 

Funny Memes, Dank Memes, Random Memes, 2020 Memes, Animal Memes, Funny Tweets | Google Map said would reach there 15 mins and reach 14 mins. fast furious | should be out killin' but they dropping fire memes group chat IG davie_dave
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Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (November 2nd, 2020)

Week by week, twitter surprises us with their love for animals. Endless. People tweet about animals all the time and in any context. And since we love animals so much, we want to see all of these awesome animal tweets that people come up with, to be able to share them with our friends and spread the animal love some more. 

Because it's so hard to keep up, you know that we've got you covered, bringing you the best , most popular, most talked about animals on twitter every single week. Have you ever seen a person sharing a secret with a monkey? Well, you're about to. It's not too surprising though, animals are the best listeners after all

best and most popular animal tweets of the week thumbnail includes one tweet 'Text - Laura Bassett @LEBassett My dog found a croissant on the ground one time, months ago, and he still drags me to that same spot every single day to check if there's a new one. I may start occasionally hiding them there before our walks just to make his day 8:43 PM · Oct 27, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 727 Retweets 197 Quote Tweets 18.5K Likes'
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A Humorously Mild Taste of LaCroix Tweets

Sparkling water is a decisive topic. Some appreciate a light alternative to juice and soda, and everyone else demands to know where the flavor is. It's hard for many of us to spend money on a product whose selling point is that there's almost nothing in it, and that generates some pretty hilarious complaints. For more twitter stuff, here are funny tweets to give that day a boost.

Funny tweets about LaCroix sparkling water | Mike Ingram @mikeingram00 guess question have people who love LaCroix is have tried any other beverages 13 Feb Mike Ingram @mikeingram00 LaCroix tastes like made by society which flavor is scarcest natural resource 2:03 PM Feb 14, 2018 8 8 See Mike Ingram's other Tweets
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30 Terrible Tips & Life Hacks Nobody Should Try

Sometimes it's difficult to tell whether or not you should take that advice from a random stranger on the internet. Like if someone tells you to rub apple cider vinegar on a bad burn, are you gonna just go for it or ask for their credentials? They could be some kindergartener messing with anxious adults online. Wouldn't it be nice to be able to easily distinguish the good advice from the bad? Lucky for us, there's a place where we can enjoy the wry humor of fake life hacks and hilariously bad advice, and that's r/ShittyLifeProTips. There's absolutely no advice here that anyone in their right mind would actually want to take, but these shitty pro tips are sure fun to laugh at.

Bad Advice, Shitty Pro Tips, Funny Memes, Life Hacks, Advice, Funny | bad boy @badboychadhoy my credit score is low but 's because want protect myself identity theft. no one can take out mortgage my name if can't even take out mortgage my name.
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The Best Of White People Twitter This Week

It's time to flex that privilege folks White Twitter is back and better than ever. We have all your favorite Twitter memes to keep to yourself or share the laughs around the water cooler. Whatever you choose, each person can relate to these Twitter memes in their own way. If you missed last week's collection, make sure you catch up!


top weekly white people twitter memes | Person - Axe Murder O @rmccarthyjames all my plans future involve waking up tomorrow with sudden sense discipline and adherence routine have never displayed even once my life 1:35 PM 10/21/20 Twitter Web App 879 Retweets 77 Quote Tweets 3,796 Likes
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The Funniest Screenshots We Found This Week

The English language is a wonderful and fickle thing. It also allows for a lot of brevity and wit and even finding various plays on words. What could be better than jokes that use the power of wordsmithing to the max? r/BrandNewSentence definitely has what you are looking for if you want to bring some high brow flare to your comedy routine. Check out even more of our funny screenshots favorites from last week.

top weekly funny screenshots | Person - Patrick @lunch_enjoyer 2029: My tv starts flashing red with an alert because lied Amazon Prime about many people are my living room watching Trolls 5. They send 15 cops riot gear and they kill my dog. Im not allowed shop at Whole Foods two weeks.
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24 Zingers From The Wordsmiths Of Twitter

Ah, to be gifted with the skill of literary brevity. While we can't say we're capable of crafting short and sweet zingers, these Twitter users are more than adept at creating clever and punchy one or two-liners. In the words of The Office's Kevin Malone, "Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick."  

Funny and clever tweets, comedy, good tweets, twitter memes | schmox @lvoryGazelle [inventing tupperware] make with material never lets them forget one time they made spaghetti
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The Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (October 23th)

It's Friday, ladies and gentleman. Thank god. The final bit of the race before we can go home, sit back, and chill for the whole damn weekend. And to start you off on the right paw, you guessed it, it's time for our weekly dose of the best cat twitter has to offer.

Every week, we collect for you the most meowonderful tweets from cat twitter. Cats are just the perfect example to learn from when it comes to chilling. They know how to do it right. And so, as much as we want to know what's going on in the catniverse on twitter, chilling doesn't involve scouring the twitter sphere for cat tweets. The solution for that is us doing it for you. So, lay back, snuggle under some blankets with your kitty, and let us present to you the best of this week's twitter's cat world. 

this week's best cat tweets thumbnail includes two pictures including a black kitten biting someone's arm and a black panther biting someone's hand 'Nose - Cats @SpaceCatPics i see no difference
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28 Tweets Filled With Short & Sweet Humor

Twitter's been an absolute nightmare of late between the election, the pandemic, and the unholy areas in which the two intersect. We're sick of the politics, and we're willing to bet that you are, too. To help you enjoy the good parts of Twitter, we've put together some amusing (and often sadly relatable) tweets that will remind you of the good parts of the site. Stay safe out there on the internet, y'all. There's so much to avoid.

Funny random tweets, twitter memes, clever tweets, creative | Angie B @Angibangie Tilda Swinton is last person on Earth, having solely survived apocalypse tumbleweed rolls by. She picks up and eats Delicious she says, as she gets down on all fours then gallops into night.
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22 Loving People Who Restored Our Faith In Humanity

When the world's countless problems wear us down and our faith in humanity starts to erode, it's good to acknowledge and remember the random acts of kindness carried out by our fellow humans throughout the years. Even the tiniest little shows of compassion can affect someone's life in a huge way. These examples of humans being good inspired us to get our heads out of our own asses once and a while and exercise empathy towards others as much as possible. Try not to get a little choked up (we swear we didn't). 

Wholesome, Twitter, Reddit, Facebook, Faith In Humanity, Random Acts of Kindness | Gus Constantellis @ConstantlyGus exercising on my balcony and someone stopped at red light got out their car and started working out with did jumping jacks, pointed at each other, and laughed. He got back his car and drove off most human connection l've had 17 days | Panda caretakers disguise teach baby panda live wild.
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Funniest Parenting Tweets

Another week has gone by, which means another week of parents struggling to do their best as their kids test their patience day after day. Thank goodness for Twitter, which serves as an outlet for parents to get sympathy, empathy, and advice from other parents who are also winging the parenting journey. We've put together another list of funniest parenting tweets we came across this week to make you hopefully feel somewhat less alone in your parenting trials and tribulations. And here are last week's in case you missed them.




funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - LizerReal My 5yo named her new kitten Penis. Penis is female.
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