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There's no better way to start your week off than with the best animals that twitter has to offer. This... this was one long weekend, we know, so there really is no better time to look at wholesome, funny, and entertaining animal tweets. Time to cleanse yourself and your timeline with some animal content that's good for the soul because animals in any context are pure good. 

Even during a busy week such as this one, twitter users have found more than enough time to talk about their favorite animals. And we, just like every week, have collected those tweets for you. So yeah, we know this weekend may not have been the easiest, but we hope that some positivity in the form of animal tweets will make this week go a whole lot smoother for everyone. 

Each week, we round up the best tweets that parents have tweeted over the past seven days, relaying the cuteness of their offspring. And by cuteness, we mean ruing the day their little ones were born. Because as joyful as the parenting journey is and as fun as kids can be, the reality of parenthood can hit hard and fast. And no one is funnier than a parent who has had enough. So enjoy this week's funniest parenting tweets, and then check out last week's for more parenting humor.

These last few months have been a bit stressful, we know. It's been hard to keep our heads held high and stay strong. But you know who's the best at keeping their heads held high? It's quite an obvious answer when you think about it... it's a giraffe! Duh! 

These taller than life, adorable, high and mighty, clumsy and beautiful creatures are the best to teach us exactly how to stay strong and stand tall at any and all time. Giraffes are also extremely funny, did you know that? And people tweeting about giraffes may even be funnier than that. But these tall beings are not just funny, they're also so incredible adorable, sometimes it's surprising. So, hopefully, these tweets will make you smile, laugh, and make you stand just a little bit taller. 

Sometimes dates end up being completely disastrous. We're talking situations that feel like literal waking nightmares. The kinds of gnarly life moments that you'd just as much forget ever happened. These particular dates absolutely fit the bill for that. 

Parents with a Twitter account and a bunch of unruly kids make a humorous combination. That's why we gather the funniest parenting tweets we find each week in one convenient list for you to browse through for some weekend laughs. Here are Twitter's funniest parents from this week, and here are last week's in case you missed them.

Welcome to the meme zone. We present you with another dank assortment of memes fresh from the meme factory. And by 'meme factory' we mean The Internet. Get ready to scroll, because you're in for a meme-filled ride. 

Week by week, twitter surprises us with their love for animals. Endless. People tweet about animals all the time and in any context. And since we love animals so much, we want to see all of these awesome animal tweets that people come up with, to be able to share them with our friends and spread the animal love some more. 

Because it's so hard to keep up, you know that we've got you covered, bringing you the best , most popular, most talked about animals on twitter every single week. Have you ever seen a person sharing a secret with a monkey? Well, you're about to. It's not too surprising though, animals are the best listeners after all. 

Sparkling water is a decisive topic. Some appreciate a light alternative to juice and soda, and everyone else demands to know where the flavor is. It's hard for many of us to spend money on a product whose selling point is that there's almost nothing in it, and that generates some pretty hilarious complaints. For more twitter stuff, here are funny tweets to give that day a boost.

Sometimes it's difficult to tell whether or not you should take that advice from a random stranger on the internet. Like if someone tells you to rub apple cider vinegar on a bad burn, are you gonna just go for it or ask for their credentials? They could be some kindergartener messing with anxious adults online. Wouldn't it be nice to be able to easily distinguish the good advice from the bad? Lucky for us, there's a place where we can enjoy the wry humor of fake life hacks and hilariously bad advice, and that's r/ShittyLifeProTips. There's absolutely no advice here that anyone in their right mind would actually want to take, but these shitty pro tips are sure fun to laugh at.

It's time to flex that privilege folks White Twitter is back and better than ever. We have all your favorite Twitter memes to keep to yourself or share the laughs around the water cooler. Whatever you choose, each person can relate to these Twitter memes in their own way. If you missed last week's collection, make sure you catch up!

The English language is a wonderful and fickle thing. It also allows for a lot of brevity and wit and even finding various plays on words. What could be better than jokes that use the power of wordsmithing to the max? r/BrandNewSentence definitely has what you are looking for if you want to bring some high brow flare to your comedy routine. Check out even more of our funny screenshots favorites from last week.

Ah, to be gifted with the skill of literary brevity. While we can't say we're capable of crafting short and sweet zingers, these Twitter users are more than adept at creating clever and punchy one or two-liners. In the words of The Office's Kevin Malone, "Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick."  

It's Friday, ladies and gentleman. Thank god. The final bit of the race before we can go home, sit back, and chill for the whole damn weekend. And to start you off on the right paw, you guessed it, it's time for our weekly dose of the best cat twitter has to offer.

Every week, we collect for you the most meowonderful tweets from cat twitter. Cats are just the perfect example to learn from when it comes to chilling. They know how to do it right. And so, as much as we want to know what's going on in the catniverse on twitter, chilling doesn't involve scouring the twitter sphere for cat tweets. The solution for that is us doing it for you. So, lay back, snuggle under some blankets with your kitty, and let us present to you the best of this week's twitter's cat world. 

Twitter's been an absolute nightmare of late between the election, the pandemic, and the unholy areas in which the two intersect. We're sick of the politics, and we're willing to bet that you are, too. To help you enjoy the good parts of Twitter, we've put together some amusing (and often sadly relatable) tweets that will remind you of the good parts of the site. Stay safe out there on the internet, y'all. There's so much to avoid.

When the world's countless problems wear us down and our faith in humanity starts to erode, it's good to acknowledge and remember the random acts of kindness carried out by our fellow humans throughout the years. Even the tiniest little shows of compassion can affect someone's life in a huge way. These examples of humans being good inspired us to get our heads out of our own asses once and a while and exercise empathy towards others as much as possible. Try not to get a little choked up (we swear we didn't).