Breaking the internet wasn't enough for her. Check out the latest in an endless procession of narcissistic moves by Kim Kardashian.
The set includes emojis like Kardashian taking a selfie, naked holding her baby bump, and designer jackets.
Hide yo kids, hide wives, hide yo husbands, and definitely hide yo grandmas. The only way we could make this very real life story of a reindeer running amok through the tea-soaked streets of a temporarily improper Nottingham, is if Arnold Shwarzznegger reprised his role from Jingle All The Way, to catch the runaway reindeer.
Somebody must've slipped something in Bjorn the reindeer's eggnog Sunday, because he went buckwild.
"I was putting some Christmas cards up in the window and just saw it come charging down the street," local resident Gemma Green told the Nottingham Post. "Then I saw a group of people following it.
"It was quite strange. It's like the scene from Arthur Christmas where Santa loses his reindeer. I thought I was seeing things at first." Maybe she was, but heck if that's a way to spur some Christmas spirit.
Republicans are about to be pissed. Poehler and Fey take all the rumors surrounding Hillary Clinton (email related jests galore), and compile the mess into one absurd, comical stereotype.
Fey's Palin spends much of the skit hung up on '08, and all the fun she had running for office. She carries on with a nice little monologue: "Oh gee, I should be the one giving you advice because in 2008 I got a heck of a lot closer to the White House than this gal did," the Palin character said. "So here's my advice: you gotta do what you believe in your spirit, but also America, but not teachers and their fat liberal books, but also and even why worry about fast food wages with their status quo — which is another Latin word, status quo — meanwhile Americans are being taken for a ride and also the man can only ride you when your back is bent, so."
If there's one thing we learn from this 90's cartoon spinoff on the recent X-Men Apocalypse trailer, it's that Oscar Isaac has a profoundly ominous voice. The dude doesn't even need the proverbial evil laugh.
Then there's the moment you realize this trailer got you more pumped for the movie than the actual trailer.
Yes, it seems Buddy the Elf's been promoted. Will Ferrel showed up at Jimmy Fallon on Wednesday night looking like the unaborted lovechild of a Backstreet Boy and Mrs. Clause. Ferrel went on to drag out a fratastic dialogue, all the while clad in an all too revealing Christmas-themed cutoff that'd impress the likes of fashion titan Mugatu.
So make sure to be good this year, because we don't even want to know what happens to the dudes on the naughty list.
Ted got a lovely advent calender from his grandma for Christmas but no one was home to pick it up. Unfortunately, when your Christmas cheer is held at the post office you need to bring some identification with you to retrieve it. This is a problem because Ted is a cat so, because the mail was addressed to Ted, his owner couldn't pick it up.
Although the post office was standoffish over the phone, the workers in person listened to reason.
Ted got his calendar filled with treats and the whole post office got something to laugh about.
Molly the elephant seal has been spending a few weeks in with humans in Tasmania's Bruny Island. She mostly spends her time relaxing in someone's back yard.
She just wants to hang out with the locals. Although she doesn't seem to be very dangerous she still leaves a path of destruction in her wake.
via The Mercury
That's why she has to be lured back to the wild with a big fish on a string. Who knows how long she'll stay away though, this isn't the first time she's come to visit.
New Tinder strategy: just act like you're an inanimate object.
It seems to be working pretty well for this guy.
Sean Fahmy over at Food Beast decided to sign up for Tinder posing as a glass of red wine. As everyone knows, chicks "OMGLOVELOVE" red wine.
The results were pretty hilarious...
We tip our glass to you, sir.
Baseball player Bryce Harper was just named National League MVP last week. He also let the entire world know he doesn't want to be a meme.
The trouble with that is he pronounced meme like "meh-may" and thus was turned into a meme.
An interview with Scott Van Pelt on SportsCenter is where the MVP was where the gaf happened.
And a new meh-may was born...
Welcome to the Internet, Bryce.
We are a cruel people.
Roberta Bernardo, a 19-year-old student from São Paulo, Brazil, has a new friend.
Her new friend is a potato. The potato is named Potato.
It all started when she went to the supermarket and noticed this happy looking potato baby. Naturally, she decided to purchase the little darling and adopt it as her own.
Then she bathed Potato.
And gave Potato a makeover.
Bernardo has been keeping Potato in the fridge so she doesn't rot.
"Life is ephemeral," Bernardo told BuzzFeed Brazil. "I believe she will live these moments as if they were the last, enjoying the laurels of fame."
You can follow Potato's adventures over on her fan page.
The power of "Girl Code" is strong.
Fourth grader Maddy Douglas was filling out her math homework when she came up with this super sassy answer to a word problem.
The problem sets up a scenario where a group of 4 high school girls and boys go on different dates with each other. It's one of those awful matching problems where you have to find out who X went on a date with at X time.
Maddy wasn't having it.
"I can't answer this problem because my mom says acoording to girl code you shouldn't date a friends x boyfriend," she proudly wrote down.
Mom Jenn Douglas told The Huffington Post, ""Her teacher laughed at her answer and told her 'Good point.'"
Cleveland Cavaliers basketball player Kevin Love is the latest victim of Twitter's unfortunate crop.
The hoopster tweeted out a photo of his chocolate milk today and because of Twitter's uncanny ability to ruin every photo, it looked like he was holding a penis or phallic sex toy.
It also didn't help that he said he was "getting loose." If you know what he means.
He later changed the photo for a better version, but the Internet never forgets.