Some people use signs only to communicate a message. These firefighters recognized the scope of their power and made safety themed dad jokes.
Before there was Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and a host of other sites for people to vaguely post their feelings, there was Myspace. Some kind people on the internet have taken screenshots of what are (allegedly) Taylor Swift's old Myspace comments. These are so wonderfully dated, it will remind you of when you were a teen making inside jokes and quoting 'Sahara' just like her.
What should have been a magical encounter went wrong when a 400 pound pony dressed as a unicorn escaped from her photoshoot. The fugitive, named Juliet, led the California Highway Patrol on an intense, 3-hour chase. Eventually, according to the video description, police were able to let everyone know that, "The unicorn was in custody".
It can be fun to play around on Google Maps and see what crazy things they caught on street view. These photos are not as fun, they're actually kind of scary. Let's hope they're all just mistakes and not actual things that are lurking somewhere out there. You know what? No more street view.
After many reports of an injured otter spotted on the side of the road, police in Shropshire, England hurried in to save the little guy. Then they Tweeted a picture of him with this description:
Report of an injured otter at the roadside turned out to be the fake fur collar from a coat
Don't worry though, they're taking really good care of him.
85,000 people changed their name last year in the UK. It's surprisingly easy to change your name there, it costs £33 for an adult and you can use any name that has a first and last name, isn't vulgar or impossible to pronounce and doesn't have a made up title or any numbers or symbols. That leaves a lot to work with which is why these wonderful names are now legally acceptable, real names of real people.
Did you just turn your nose up at us? You think you're so much better than us, don't you, tiny goat? Well, we'll show you! Someday... For now we'll just enjoy these amazing photoshops of said smug little goat, guaranteed to please even the snobbiest internet connoisseur.
After the Smithsonian zoo posted a video of their panda Tian Tian having fun in the snow, a Maryland man followed up with a challenge dressed as a panda.
Who will win in this fierce competition? My money is still on the panda.
When this Facebook event was started in September of 2015, many called it fake, but they were totally wrong. Kind of.
In true Banksy style (probably?), he did not show up to this meet and greet, instead the few people who still showed up got to meet the definition of an average man. Literally, when you search Google for 'an average man' the first image that comes up is a picture of Michael Whatley, the man in the banner of this event. He wasn't associated with the event's creation but, since he was the man in the picture he decided to stop by and he was ready to paint some faces.
via Michael Whatley
And paint faces he did. Attendees included this lovely lady carrying handfuls of spaghetti. Now her face says "Banksy Was Here".
via Maddie Rose
Hopefully she'll turn it into a tattoo to make this special moment permanent.
via Village Voice
All you need to do is Tweet to the Twitter handle @YouAreDogNow and voilà, you are dog now! How are they finding these pictures and why are they so uncannily accurate? It is a mystery. One can only assume @YouAreDogNow really turned these people into dogs to make a new picture.
In this world right now there exists a lamb that desperately, fiercely, wants, needs to be a dog. Meet Little Dorrit.
Despite all manners of determined attempts Little Dorrit has failed to surmount the most crucial hurdle— convincing the farmyard cat on the whole matter.
Here she is responding to her owner's call like a loyal dog:
Sometimes she'll hit up her fellow canine homies to play around for a bit:
When duty comes calling and her dogs need backup, she's there in a jiffy.
And she never passes on the opportunity for after hours drinks with her comrades:
Sadly though, Simon the cat sees this all as mere silly business.
Is it just us or is Brad Pitt the true life Benjamin Button? The strapping lad is straight up aging backwards.
These two should consider hosting/presenting at awards shows together more often. Pretty much anyone was helpless to stare at their ridiculous, effortless display of handsome.
Kudos to the young and seemingly continually controversial stud for his commitment to maintaining his sobriety; but dude, mega props for this sweats and socks-tucked-in combo. At least his lady lover friend Mia Goth (the two have been dating on and off since 2012) doesn't mind.
In other news, LaBeouf just won a lawsuit against his uncle, and will receive a $1 million dollar payout. It sounds like LaBeouf's uncle Barry Said is one lowballing, cheap son of a wayward son; and in short, never came through on paying Shia back for an $800,000 loan.
Seriously. Just pay him back!
This might be the best Star Wars related hit to pop up on the internet subsequent to the movie's recent debut. Beautiful things happened when the parody accounts for 'Emo Kylo Ren' and 'Very Lonely Luke' collided to exchange blows.