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Bad Neighbor of the Day: Man’s Holiday Display Terrorizing People for Years

A Drunk, Belligerent Cyclist Really Wanted 3:00 AM Taco Bell, Leading to the Best Mugshot Ever

Minneapolis Mayor Betsy Hodges Posed for a Photo With a Local, Local News and Police Interpret it as "Gang Signs."

Christmas Comes Early as This Woman Tries to Climb Down Her New Boyfriend's Chimney

The "Ebola Tracker" App Looks Ominous, but It's Here to Warn You About the Real Danger: Hysteria

Patrons at This Starbucks "Payed it Forward" for 10 Hours, and Why it Ended is Even More Perplexing

Unsurprisingly, This is the Face of the Woman Who Got Arrested for Throwing Bricks at Windows "for Fun!"

Criminally Dumb Criminal of the Day: If You're Going to Hold Up a Gas Station, Avoid the One With an MMA Fighter Behind the Counter

"Kill it With Fire" is Just an Expression: A Seattle Man Caused $60,000 in Damages Trying to Kill a Spider With Spray Paint and a Lighter

The EPA Hits New Lows as Reports Surface of Employees Literally Leaving a Dump in the Hallway

What the Heck is Going on Here? A Man Looking for His Lost Son is Told He's Been Found... in His Own Basement.

Pro Tip for You Amateur Burglars: Log Out of Facebook Before Exiting the Smash and Grab

These Are All Actual Comments From the Story of One "Handsome" Criminal Arrest

So, How in the World Did This Painter Get His Dude-Bits Stuck in a Pipe for Two Whole Days?

Santa Claus Here Wanted to Pay His Ex-Wife a Visit Through the Chimney

It's a Miracle Nobody Was Killed by This Rogue Flying Buzzsaw Blade. Let Me Repeat That: Buzz. Saw. Blade.