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"Kill it With Fire" is Just an Expression: A Seattle Man Caused $60,000 in Damages Trying to Kill a Spider With Spray Paint and a Lighter

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What the Heck is Going on Here? A Man Looking for His Lost Son is Told He's Been Found... in His Own Basement.

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Pro Tip for You Amateur Burglars: Log Out of Facebook Before Exiting the Smash and Grab

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These Are All Actual Comments From the Story of One "Handsome" Criminal Arrest

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Santa Claus Here Wanted to Pay His Ex-Wife a Visit Through the Chimney

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It's a Miracle Nobody Was Killed by This Rogue Flying Buzzsaw Blade. Let Me Repeat That: Buzz. Saw. Blade.

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It Looked Like Another Ordinary News Report, but This Newsbomber Decided to Drink a Very Special Cocktail

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Take a Good Look: This is Where 20 MILLION Bees Accidentally Got Loose in Philadelphia

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This is the Woman Who Called 911 After Subway Put Marinara Sauce on Her Pizza

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Only in America Could an Accidental Refill Cost You Your Job

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Irony of the Day: A Man Named Christopher Reeve Wearing a Superman Shirt Was Busted for Meth

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There's a New Sheriff in Town

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Your Arrest of the Day Features a Suspect Caught in a Cookie Monster Onesie, Because This is the World We Live in

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The Story of Lux the Furious Cat Proves That Portland PD Really DOES Have to Deal With the Weird Cases

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Still Not Safe to Go in the Water of the Day: Of Course There's a Giant Crocodile Surfing on an Australian Beach

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Total Grossness of the Day: Happy Birthday (HURK)

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