Probably bad News

It Looked Like Another Ordinary News Report, but This Newsbomber Decided to Drink a Very Special Cocktail

Take a Good Look: This is Where 20 MILLION Bees Accidentally Got Loose in Philadelphia

This is the Woman Who Called 911 After Subway Put Marinara Sauce on Her Pizza

Only in America Could an Accidental Refill Cost You Your Job

Irony of the Day: A Man Named Christopher Reeve Wearing a Superman Shirt Was Busted for Meth

There's a New Sheriff in Town

Your Arrest of the Day Features a Suspect Caught in a Cookie Monster Onesie, Because This is the World We Live in

The Story of Lux the Furious Cat Proves That Portland PD Really DOES Have to Deal With the Weird Cases

Still Not Safe to Go in the Water of the Day: Of Course There's a Giant Crocodile Surfing on an Australian Beach

Total Grossness of the Day: Happy Birthday (HURK)

Can't Believe This Didn't Happen in Florida of the Day: There is No Rage Like a Customer With a Wrong Fast Food Order

Facepalm of the Day: After This, We Should Take a Good Long Look at Our Selfie Habits

Not a Joke of the Day: Man Dies From Atomic Wedgie

Smooth Criminal of the Day: Man Proposes to Girlfriend While Under Arrest

Busted Mayor of the Day: "This Isn't Toronto"

False Alarm of the Day: LAPD Surrounds a Statue of Ghost from Call of Duty