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Several young women (and this only happened with young women, mind you), were surprised to find this week that their yearbook photos had been altered by Wasatch High School staff to appear more modest. Necklines magically rose up and once bare shoulders are now covered by hack-job Photoshop work.

Even better is the non-apology apology issued by superintendent Terry E. Schoemaker: "We only apologize in the sense that we want to be more consistent with what we're trying to do in that sense we can help kids better prepare for their future by knowing how to dress appropriately for things."

Here are a few more of the photos in question, courtesy of MyFox8:





Hat tip to Uproxx.

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It took the effort of nearly 25 firefighters to get the man out, a complicated process given that every breath he took would lodge him further into the chimney.

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You know those terrible "Flatizzas" Subway makes? After ordering one without the sauce (because "I can't eat that stuff"), Bevalente Michette Hall called the police. She was later jailed for three minutes on a $2,000 bail for her efforts. Here's the 911 call, for those interested:
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The four-meter-long beast was reportedly spotted at Broome's Cable Beach, a popular tourist destination. Correction, formerly popular tourist destination.

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Never before has the phrase "hold the pickles" led to more near-bloodshed. Luckily, no one was hurt from this incident, except maybe our collective dignity as a nation/race of sentient beings.

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A man recently killed his stepfather, Denver Lee St. Clair, by giving him an "atomic wedgie." It's reported that Brad Davis went to St. Clair's home to fight him. When police arrived, they found St. Clair with a head injury and his underwear pulled up his back and over his head, leaving the waistband around his neck.



One police official said it was the first time he'd seen someone killed by a pair of underwear. Medical examiners determined that the cause of death was blunt force trauma to the head and asphyxiation.